This chapter is dedicated to Bearhumpinghoneyeatingslapper, my best friend ever! XD also appears as a one-shot by itself (well a section of it does)!
Chapter 10 : Omegle
It was really just because he was bored, he didn't actually expect anything to happen.
Shikamaru had too many chores to do, so he couldn't come over to hang out and Kiba said his Mother grounded him for breaking his TV screen. Homework was pretty much a lost cause, everything was clean, TV was sucking, he'd already eaten, and everything even remotely entertaining sounding seemed to suck his brain out of his ears and shake it into some kind of melted slushy mix.
Not to mention his new job was a pit of hell topped with insects and a creepy sunglasses guy.
When in doubt, turn to the internet. Sure it was Shikamaru's motto, and yeah, Naruto might have been altering the meaning in his head to something more along the lines of "when bored out of your fucking mind, Google random shit until you're not bored anymore and stay up half the night until you pass out on the keyboard and wake up the next morning with the shape of keys carved in your skin".
Still, it sounded better to Naruto that way.
Step one, turn on the computer. Step two; wait for stupid internet connection to get up to speed. Step three, stare at the Google home-page and try to think of shit to do.
And cue the lights of hell.
"Come on, think Naruto!" the blonde mumbled to himself, well the first question is what did he want? Company was always nice, he liked company. Various internet websites flashed through Naruto's mind that allowed him to chat with other people. Wait, what was the name of that one site Kiba mentioned where you talked to people you didn't know from anywhere?
Omega?
Omegie?
Omange?
Giving up, Naruto just typed in Omegie and Google delivered with the usual mind blowing satisfaction. Omegle-the place to talk to strangers- popped out at him instantly, he clicked on it and was instantly delivered to a screen. What did he want to do? Video chat with strangers or text chat with them?
With very little consideration to either option, Naruto clicked on the video option, deciding if anything got too awkward he could always exit out of the conversation.
(warning, M-rated stuff ahead, but no lemon Xd)
The screen loaded and instantly his speakers boomed with loud moaning, sending Naruto flying out of his chair. What the hell was going on?! Naruto sat up instantly reaching for the speakers sound and turning it down some, but not all the way, his eyes flashing toward the screen angrily.
The blonde gawked in shock as moans vibrated through the computer; a boy was placed on his bed on his back, his face leaned backward toward the web cam as he evidently continued something he already started downstairs. Naruto watched what he realized were familiar hands pumping the slick shaft of the throbbing member eagerly. The raven-haired boy on the bed mercilessly speed up his hands, his legs withering as his back arched up off the bed, moaning loudly, his face flushed as he let out one final withering moan as he came all in spurts.
He watched the boy drop his hands, his cock still hard as he groaned, his hands coming down to the side of his body as his face scrunched up, unsatisfied. Naruto slowly thawed from his frozen state, calling out hesitantly, "Sa-Sasuke?"
(see that was quick)
Those dark eyes nearly popped out of Sasuke's skull as he sat up, slamming his laptop shut instantly severing the connection.
That….really just happened.
Naruto reached out, slowly turning off his computer in a daze as he sat on his office chair, still gaping at the screen. Mental note: Never get on Omegle again.
Despite the shocking, slightly disturbing, and dare he even admit sexy moment, there was a positive question to be answered. How could he black-mail the bastard?
Naruto was in the mists of his contemplation when his phone started to freak-out, buzzing all over the place. Shikamaru? He almost never calls first. The blonde raised the phone to his ear, "Hello?"
"FUCKING-!" Naruto held the phone away from his ear, more cussing pouring out of the phone, and panic instantly over took him. Shikamaru cussed sure, but he never yelled unless something dire happened. When the phone quieted down, he brought it back to his ear hesitantly, "Shikamaru?"
A sigh answered him and prompted a rare moment from Naruto who decided it was best to wait patiently without having to be told, "Its Choji."
Naruto told himself to ignore the sudden tightness in his chest, it won't be anything bad. It won't.
"His parents decided to ship him off to live with his Aunt and Uncle out of the whole fucking country; they took his phone and made him delete all of his accounts!" Shikamaru explained, his voice fluctuating, "He sent me an email, but I just checked it right now. I'm down the block from your house by the way."
That could only mean that Shikamaru either finished his almost never ending chore regimen, or that he decided to abandon any and all tasks just to visit Naruto. Both options made Naruto so happy he barely remembered to be outraged along with Shikamaru about this sudden swing upside the head from Choji's over-protective parents. "Okay, I'll wait for you!"
And then he hung up, only pausing afterward to realize his dire mistake. He'd just ignored a major Mental Note: Never hang up when Shikamaru is mad, it only makes him mad at you.
That's why three loud, ringing, knocks pounded on his door had Naruto cowering in the corner of his living room. He just wished he could take all that excitement he was wishing for earlier and shove it in a massive metal case.
"Naruto!" growled Shikamaru, giving the door a shake, "Open the damn door or I swear I'll put my foot through it!"
The blonde chuckled nervously as he opened the door to a furious looking Shikamaru with his arms crossed and his eyes glowering. Naruto raised one hand in greeting, "Hi."
Shikamaru shoved past him, the small frame of Mariko following silently as he plopped down on the couch. "Troublesome."
Shikamaru wasn't mad? Naruto eyed him carefully, if he was made he would have made a really rude sarcastic comment or something but instead he's acting…upset.
Duh, Shikamaru was upset.
And man, Naruto had no idea what do about it, so he turned his attention to Mariko. "Want juice Mariko?" Big doe eyes answered him; the big deer bear was cuddled up the mouth. "Here, I'll get your cup from the backpack." She turned around, allowing him to unzip the pack and pull out her usual favorite sippy cup, noting the extra few set of clothes and the tiny pink blanket.
So they were spending the night, Naruto vaguely wondered if Shikamaru's step knew that but he shook it off as he entered the kitchen, Mariko's tiny footsteps following. As he opened the fridge, the milk popped in his view and instantly reminded him of what from now on shall be titled at The Omegle Offense, ignoring the sudden heat on his cheeks; he shoved away the jug of milk and reached behind it for the juice.
That's right Naruto; focus on the juice not the Omegle Offense.
By the time Mariko was settled in front of the TV, cuddled in a few blankets with her stuffed animal and juice on standby as she gazed at the cute kitten wonders of animal planet, Shikamaru had over taken the couch and was grumbling incoherently. Naruto decided to act on a spur of the moment impulse and poked the sole of his shoe.
Shikamaru peeked at him from the hands covering his face; nothing was said for a moment until he reluctantly moved his feet up and allowed the blonde room to sit. Naruto accepted what he knew was an invitation, and just continued to stare, he really didn't have anything planned to say. But Shikamaru seemed to beat him at the speaking game, "Thanks."
"For what?" Naruto shrugged. Shikamaru didn't answer as he settled his stare on Mariko who was now giggling at the screen and pointing.
Understanding sunk and Naruto replied with a snicker, "Your welcome."
"Shut-up." Shikamaru growled, jabbing Naruto in the side with his foot. "What kind of belated response was that, so un-cool."
"Hey! I am to cool!" Naruto growled, his voice rising to alarming levels as he pointed a finger at Shikamaru, "I'll prove it!"
"Yeah-yeah sure you will." Shikamaru smirked, Naruto laughed.
His days of suspension passed by quickly after Shikamaru decided to stay, and Naruto was greatful for the pace the company brought, after all he still had one imporatnat thing to deal with.
The Omegle Offense.
YAY! Okay, so...now i am on an uploading spree, Laptop was being a major shit-head recently because of random windows updates T-T so sorry about the longness-between updates recently