Cut to Diaz Household, next day. Star holds up a box of fortune cookies. "Oh, wise and powerful cookies, bestow your sugary prophecies upon me." Marco makes a plate of his Super Awesome Nachos.

"Ehhh... Gotcha, Star! Those fortunes aren't magic. They're put there by people in a factory."

"Next you'll tell me that's how they get the snow in snow globes. It's clear they're the work of dark wizards."

"I'm serious. They're not real. They're just vague so you can read things into them."

Star breaks cookie. "An unexpected visitor will soon arrive." Star turns to the door expectantly. Marco walks over and opens and closes the door repeatedly.

"See? No one's here. Now, who wants nachos?" Ferguson suddenly appears behind the door.

"Did someone say nachos?!" Ferguson asked exictedlly.

"Well, hello, my unexpected visitor."

"Ferguson, Star thinks fortune cookies are magical. Will you please tell her they're not?"

"Now, whoa, man. Whoa. Cookies are magical. Once, I ate one from the floor of a cab, and I met my spirit animal that night. It was a wolf." Feguson walks off-screen.

"Why are you suddenly a non-believer?" Sta breaks another cookie. "Reach for the stars and achieve your dream." Star blasts a hole in the ceiling and nearly hits Grunt. He screams. Marco pushes Star out of the way of falling debris.

"Huh?"

"Pegasus feathers! I have always dreamed of having a skylight in here!" Star said exictedlly while Marco groans.. "Blindly following these fortune cookies is the best decision I've ever made.

Marco strains. "Can you give me a hand?"

Star breaks cookie. "...Yes."

Cut back to Star and Marco walking throughEcho Creek. "Aw. Last cookie. I can't wait to get more."

"Star, I'm telling you, they'll back me up at the restaurant. Food can't predict the future!"

"Sure it can. OnMewni, there's a place where you can get calzones that'll tell you how you're going to die."

Cut to shot of Mewni. A Butterfly familyman servant bites into a calzone. "You will die from choking on a calzone. Just kidding." The Calzone laughing. "A giant's gonna sit on your face."

Cut back to Echo Creek. Star and Marco enter an alleyway behind the Chinese restaurant. two Barbarians are in disguise and breakdancing. "What are they doing?"

"Shhh. I think one of them's about to get served."

The one of the triplets sneaks up on Star and replaces her fortune cookie with another. He run back to Grunt, who pets him on the head. "Well done." As Star opens the cookie, River's army appears, and the two Barbarian remove their disguises. The Sword barbarian appears from under the boombox. "Ha, Fooled you!" He laughs.

"Hiiii-yah—"

"Stop!" Star holds Marco back while open another fortune cookies. "Hold on. Love is always the answer, Hmm." Grunt narrows his eyes. The monsters surround Star and Marco.

"What?! Not in this case! Fighting is!"

"Sorry, Marco. It's not the will of the cookie."

A tall barbarian attacks Marco. "Really?! Now?! Whoa!" River's army that leaded by Grunt chase Marco.

"Hugs!" She hugs the beard barbarian. He briefly looks confused before hugging Star back.

"Hiii-yah!" Marco kicks the beard barbarian. The sword barbarian shoves Marco into the triplets and Beard barbarian. Marco steps on Triplets foots and knocks him away, then tosses Beard barbarian off-screen. When a barbarian approaches from behind, Marco does a kick on his head.

"Star!" He karate chops a tall barbarian. "Forget that stupid fortune! Help me!" Star is hugging a barbarian.

"Marco, don't fight. Then they'll stop fighting you. Trust the cookie!" River's army toss Marco into a dumpster. The sword barbarian uses his sword to lock it shut. "Hey, let me out! Hey! Hey!"

The army approach Star. "You guys really need some hugs." She opens her hand for a hug.

"It's actually working!" Grunt said.

Star is hugging a barbarian. "Love is always the answer." Grunt shoves his way past the barbarian "Out of my way! I need to get it!" Before Grunt grabs the wand, a barbarian holds him back.

"Back off, dude. I've been waiting for this since middle school." Hecontinues hugging Star.

"What?! You idiots are screwing the plan!"

"Plan?"

A barbarian inhale and exhale. "Okay, look, Star. This is really hard to say, but if this is gonna go any further, I want our relationship to have a foundation of honesty."

"So confused."

"Fortune cookies aren't real. It was all a trap so Grunt could steal your wand." Grunt stunned squealing. "Anyway, I hope this isn't a deal breaker." The dumpster flies into Grunt and a barbarian. Marco opens the lid. "You know what this means, don't you, Star?"

"Oh, yeah. Love is never the answer."

"Aw, man. I wanted to say it." He closes dumpster lid.

"Mega Mushroom Destruction Blast!" River's army is whimpering in pain. Star blasts the barbarian with a mushroom blast. When the mushroom cloud fades, the barbarian lie on the ground covered in mushrooms. Grunt opens a portal with his dimension scissors and commanded all of them to get in. After all of them in, the portal closed.

"Sorry. I should've listened to you. Obviously you know better than a dessert.

"No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have messed with you and said those fortunes were magical in the first place." The back door of the Chinese restaurant opens, and Mrs. Liao appears with another box of cookies.

"Oh! Weird perky girl! You want some more stale cookies?"

"Who could say no to that?" Star takes the box of cookies, and Mrs. Liao closes the door. Star is laughing. "What? They're not real fortunes, but they're still real cookies." Marco breaks and eats the cookie, and Star reads the fortune.

"A great evil has been unleashed."

"Ooooohhh..." Both of them said. They are laughing after it. Star throws the fortune away.

Cut to Ludo's Castle. Grunt and most of the army walked and kneeled down in front of River's throne. "River, master. I sorry that I failed your plan. I should more professional on this job."

"No-no, what you had to sorry. My plan already successed."

"What plan?"

"Hm, you remember that I commanded you and a few of our army to attacked the princess. That just a distraction for the princess. When you did that, myself and the rest of the army get him from Mewni."

"Him? Who?"

"Ha, it's just aold friend." River walked to the window that showed the Butterfly's castle. Cut to Barbarian's castle dungeon. There is someone chained in there. A shadow figure. He got beaten up. As he camera pans away from the figure. His yellow eyes glowed in the dark and stared at the camera.

Cut to Star's room, Marco and Star are in Star's room while eat nachos and play a card game. They almost in the end of the game. Both of them sweats. Waiting who will win.

"I WIN!" Star screams while get out a card.

"HEY, NOT FAIR!"

Star's mirror rings up. Her mom called her. "Oh, my mom call, wait here, ok? I will answer it for a second." Star run to the mirror's direction and answer the call. "Hey, mom! What's up?"

Moon looked very worried and scared, holding back tears on her eyes. "Hi, Star, what are you doing now? h-how was your day?"

"It's fine, mom. I'm here with Marco, just playing a card game. Is everything alright, mom?"

"N-no." Moon sat down on her throne while covering her face. Trying to cover her tears that falling down on her cheeks.

"Mom? Please tell me, what happened?" Star said with a worried tone voice.

"Your father is gone."

End of the episode.

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