Welcome back readers. I've got thank everybody. You listened to my pleas for shorter reviews. Don't get me wrong, I love reading your reviews but it's such a bother having to work for more than three hours just to get one chapter done and I want to work on my other story.There'ssomething that I don't own and never will and I think you can figure it out by yourself.
Chapter 11
Wolfie: Hi folks, I'm having an off day so I'll just get on with it.
Halibel: Someone's pretty moody, aren't we?
Wolfie: Oh shut up and lets start. The first reviewer is…Dareth!
Erm...um...eh...ok...this is the first time I have ever upset a girl...
Halibel: And for your sake I hope it's the last time as well.
...I...wont be saying much...just that I have a lot of things to do...that have a single purpose...Wolfie: Wow it's the first time you're this quiet.
Halibel: She really got to you didn't she.
Masa: What's the single purpose?
After I'm done, I'll be joining Ulquiorra in the emo corner...sorry...
Lilynette: Is that it?
Stark: That is, if Ulquiorra will share with you.
Wolfie: Ok, next up is Grimdivide.
Okay, here's the ex-SOLDIER Cloud. Cloud: I told you. I'm not interested... It's just a waste of time. ... No comment. Still, I've already brought you here, so you might as well say something. Cloud: ... Well? Cloud: ... Fine... I can only think of two things for me to say... Wolf, pass this on to Ulquiorra: "You don't know what true despair is." Trust me... I have suffered through it, and I still am.
Wolfie: Alright. Takes out phone and sends message to Ulquiorra. But what happened to you if you're so down?
Masamune, that name is... the same as his sword.
Masa: Who'se sword?
The next thing is a question for all. What reason did you fight for?Wolfie: Ok I don't fight so I'm not going to answer that.
Halibel: I fight for my pride especially since I'm the only girl among the espada so I've got to prove a point.
Stark: I never want to be lonely again so I fight for my allies' survival.
Lilynette: My answer is basically the same as Stark's.
Masa: I fight to protect my friends and all those I care about.
Wolfie: Yep, basically you need a reason to fight like you and your friends tried to make clear in Grimdivide's story.
(Dark chill fills the air)
Wolfie: Exscuse me for a moment. Goes to put on a jacket.
Cloud: Sephiroth! Sephiroth: Good to see you... Cloud. Gulp. *Inner Thoughts: He makes me shiver... What is he?* Cloud: What do you want? Sephiroth: Hmph... I see you are still searching for a reason...and you are still so eager to make the reason of another as your own.
?: Still a puppet I see.
Halibel: Is that why you asked?
Wolfie: I don't like Sephiroth.
Stark: Come to think of it, what's your reason for fighting Cloud?
Cloud: That's not- Sephiroth: You're nothing but a puppet... And like I told you before: If you need a reason to keep fighting then... I, shall provide. Cloud: Grr... Cloud, this is not the time nor place to fight. Cloud: Fine. Sephiroth: What a good boy. You always do as you're told, don't you? You let others pull your strings. Cloud: Shut up! Sephiroth: Accept it... I am the one that guides you... Forever.
Stark: Maybe he should hang out with Szayel-Aporro.
Cloud: I- Cloud! Save it for another time. Cloud: ... Fine. Sephiroth: What is this... Halibel's wiki... Hollows? Hmph, just another type of washed up monsters. Arrancar, monsters that don't want to accept what they are
Halibel: What the hell are you talking about? Of course we accept what we are.
. Perhaps, I shall partake in this... Masamune, that's the name of my sword. How does it feel to have the same name as a hero's blade? Heheheh.
Masa: I'd like to think that my name has nothing to do with your stupid sword. It's just a coincidence. Since when are you a hero?
Uh, alright then. Sephiroth: Are you afraid? A-a bit. Sephiroth: Hmph. Well, next time is Sephiroth... Any questions for now?
Wolfie: We already asked our questions through the argument of Cloud and Sephiroth though I don't think they heard it.
Halibel: Ok, VampireEspada is next.
Wolfie: That name makes me think of the movie I saw yesterday. Twilight saga: New moon. It was amazing!
thank you, Ultrawolfie-dono, for your review on my short one shot, it was nice..though i had made some major errors with my grammar..and my sentence structure
Wolfie: No problem, if I see a Halibel story by one of my reviewers. I make it a point to review because they go through the trouble of reviewing to me. And I'm not very observant of grammar and sentence structure. I read too fast to notice any of those.
well! Masamune-san, if you were to fall in love with someone else besides Halibel-sama, who would you chose?
Masa: …Look, can I get back to you on that. Please ask me again next chapter. I have to think about it for a bit.
? Oh and Lilinette-san, I...err..Im sorry, I think I realize a TINY bit on how you feel, my sister would not get up this mornin, and I was late for school...and I got a dentention! So i take back my previous dare, and I dare you to keep Stark-san up for the rest of the chapter, and ignore everyone elses dares! Sorry Stark-san, but Lilinette needs you awake.
Lilynette: Thank you, finally someone realizes how I feel.
Stark: I great, I was just planning to take a nap while she was distracted.
And as for your question Ultrawolfie-dono..i dont mix well, Im a bit odd looking, and people just choose to pick on me for that..but it doesnt matter!...not pity please.
Wolfie: Ok, I get it. Thanks.
Halibel: RLE95 returns.
Yo! Stark-san gets too many sleeping pills...so, I'm giving Lilynette-chan a life-sized Stark doll that talks(and it's indestructable so you can be as rough as you want!)
Lilynette: Thanks, I'll kill it later, Stark's awake at the moment.
Stark: Why do you use the word kill…
Also, here's Lilynette-chan's pie that I promised(it's like a big pie-shaped chocolate eclair, but I added chocolate sauce and whipped cream...so yeah)
Lilynette: Awesome! Starts eating.
Stark: Takes a nap while Lilynette's distracted.
Also, Hallibel-san, I give you an indestructable tank for your fish!
Halibel: Thank you, now my fish are immortal and the tank indestructible. Nothing can get rid of them now…Where are the fish?
Masa: I think Lilynette stole them, just because they can't be killed does not mean they cannot be taken.
Halibel: Grrr! Where is she this time?
Stark: Gone and I'm not finding her, this is my chance to sleep.
Wolfie-chan gets a $10 gift card to pizza hut for her hard work
Wolfie: Sweet! In my currency that's about 120 rand and that's enough for five of my deluxe pizzas. Twice in one weekend!
And...well that's it. Keep the hilarity coming! *doubles over in laughter*
Wolfie: Am I still managing to amuse you, though I'll warn you. I think this chapter is pretty gloomy and boring because of my off day. The reason I try to be so funny is because I've read the Ulquiorra and Grimmjow question and answers and the way they skip questions and dares makes me mad so I decided to make sure that I never do that.
Halibel: Ok Aoi-Mizu's next. Seems she still have to go on her holiday. Be careful of werewolves in the forest.
Wolfie: Maybe I shouldn't have told you about New Moon.
Alright, I will try to make this shorter. ^_^ Thanks for doing all the dares and questions! Bloody brilliant chapter as usual.
Wolfie: Thanks, I hope I'll manage to keep it up.
Ok, this time, I only have a few questions. Halibel, have you ever wanted any sort of pet?
Halibel: Apart from my fishes…that was stolen, I'd like a shark. If anyone bothers me I can threaten them with the shark.
Masa: I really wouldn't want to mess with you then.
Lilynette, can you play any kind of instrument? Like guitar?(Sadly, I suck at playing it,*_*)
Lilynette: I play the trumpet to wake Stark.
Halibel: You're back! Where are my fishes!
Lilynette: Back in the sea. I couldn't stand to see them stuck in a tank so I let them free. They were born free, free to follow their dreams!
Wolfie: Sniffles. That was beautiful
Halibel: Your charm doesn't work on me. I'll get you for this sometime.
Somewhere else the fishes' indestructibility charm wears off because they're no longer in the story and they get eaten by a shark.
Stark, what is your dream place to sleep?
Stark: Any comfortable place where it's physically, mentally and spiritually impossible for Lilynette to reach me or contact me in any way.
Lilynette: Good thing such places don't exist.
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Hehe, sorry about that. My cat wanted to leave a review. I guess he likes the story too!Wolfie: I see, pet him for me please and give him a treat. I'd do it myself but I'm allergic to cats and that sucks.
Halibel: What's your cat's name?
Wolfie: Alrighty then, next is truemasterhaseo.
Hello, Wolfie-sama (and guests.) Wolfie: see, I'm American, but I have German, Scottish, Irish, British, and Canadian blood in me. The reason I like to think I'm Irish is because I love the celtick culture and art.
Wolfie: Wow, that's a lot of different blood types. I like Spanish culture and also Brazilian but I have no idea what type of blood I have in me. All I know is that I'm your regular white South-African that speak Afrikaans most of the time.
2.*sweats nervously* You caught me. Yeah I looked at your profile page. *bows with head to floor* Please forgive me!
Wolfie: I knew it! No one would guess South-Africa so soon…even though Afrikaans is a bit of a giveaway since it sounds the same as the name Africa.
Halibel: You were playing a fun game but cheated so I don't think Wolfie will forgive you that easily. She enjoyed seeing you guess.
say you like spice? Well I dare you to eat ... The Ghost Pepper! Look it up. It's supposed to be the spiciest pepper on the planet.
Wolfie: I boy, I think you're overestimating my liking of spicy food. Goes to buy a gost pepper. Well here goes. Eats the pepper.
Halibel: …how is it?
Wolfie: …
Masa: Hey, say something.
Wolfie: …
Lilynette: Your skin seems to be taking an unhealthy shade of red.
Wolfie: …
Stark: Wakes up. Do I smell smoke?
Wolfie: Vanishes.
Lilynette: Where did she go?
Halibel: I think she said something about drowning herself in Victoria-Falls.
Masa: Really, when do you think she'll be back?
Halibel: Not soon, so I'll take over from her for now. Tries the rest of the pepper. Not bad, could use some salt. I wonder why Wolfie reacted so violently to it?
Masa: It's called Ghost pepper right? Since you're all technically ghosts it should taste nice to you.
Halibel: 1.*sigh* Fine. But still if you ever want to know how to remove your mask, at least partially, just ask and I'll tell you the theory I put together.
Halibel: I think Wolfie mentioned it to me. Maybe you shouldn't post it because everyone will use the idea.
you regret any actions you made as an Espada?
Halibel: I regret even joining the espada in the first place but I also wish I could have killed Nnoitra before I left for Karakura because he dies anyway and I never got to fight him after he insulted me.
, but I already posted the chapter with your familly name being Tia. Ask Wolfie for details. (If she read my latest chapter)
Halibel: That's alright, in your story my name's Japanese style so actually it's fine. I meant that it would sound strange if you call me Halibel Tia.
has your gift.
Halibel: Gimme.
Masa: Not so fast, maybe some other time.
Halibel: Spoilsport, then give me a clue.
Masa: Let's just say you'll remember it.
Halibel: That makes no sense.
Lilynette: . I'm turning over a new leaf. I will stop antagonizeing you about Stark if you PROMISE to let him sleep for at least eight hours a day. (no this is not a dare just a suggestion)
Lilynette: I'm leaving him alone aren't I. I'm sick of everyone picking on me so I'm giving him some rest.
hollow's celebrate holidays? This is a question for all present arrancar.
Halibel: Not usually.
Stark: There is no time in Hueco-Mundo because it's always night so we can never tell.
Lilynette: We only celebrate if one of us was at earth and found out about some kinda holiday that day.
Halibel: Which is rare.
3.I dare you to take a fiteen minute nap.
Lilynette: As you wish. Kicks Stark of bed and goes to sleep on it.
Stark: Damn, just when I thought I was getting some decent rest.
Stark: there any ability that you wish you could have but don't?
Stark: I wouldn't mind being able to clone myself so that my clone can exhaust the enemy first and if we fire cero together it will be too difficult to dodge.
2.I'm going to guess that as a hollow, you and Lilynette (when you were still one being) Had a lupine(dog, wolf, coyote, etc.) appearence, right?
Stark: Yes but only in our hollow and Adjuchas forms, the Gillian form was different but the vasto lord form made us look human, see our flashbacks.
3.I dare you to completely destroy Los Noches by any means neccesary.
Stark: I'm not in the mood to use resurrection now so… Goes off to find Kefka and borrow a package and leaves it in Las-Noches.
Masamune: Since no one has asked about your appearence other than your hair and eyes, I'll describe them for everyone. Black tabi socks with silver straw sandals.(Arrancar footware)
Black Hakama pants with tatered edges.
White sash/belt
Ichigo's bankai jacket except completely open in front. with white lining.
Black bandages around abs.
Black fingerless gloves with metal plates in the shape of a skull on the back.
Silver heart locket around neck with a wave design on one side and crossed katanas on the other. (contents top secret)
Zanpakto in sash on the left side.
Masa: You'll see some other time.
Wolfie to take Halibel out of the room.
Masa: Wolfie's not here so I'll ask her myself. Please leave the room for a moment Halibel.
Halibel: Fine, but just a moment. Leaves room.
2.*bows to the ground* I'm sorry my child. seeing her again and her having no memory of her past with you must be painful.Masa: I'll survive master. Besides, I'll show her the locket when the time is right. I don't want to upset her now.
bring back Halibel.
Halibel: I'm already back.
4.I have sent you your guitar
Masa: Cool, plays a quick riff. guitar looks like a western-style broadsword about three feet long with Angel wings in place of the gaurd.
still have to show your tatoo. Halibel, please leave the room.Halibel: Wait! What tattoo?
Masa: Points finger to the door.
Halibel: This is ridiculous, this is my story. I should be the one sending you out. Leaves.
Masa: Takes of top part of jacket and shows tattoo. It's a sentence telling him not to forget Halibel. Below it it the tattoo sya he didn't forget her.
Stark: That's …
Lilynette: …kinda lame. No offence.
Stark: Why not just a shark with Halibel's eyes or something?
Halibel: Ok, for the last review we have a new reviewer…AngryDragon, who angered you so much that it's part of your name?
Yo hows everybody doing... ok first off just call me B every one does(except for Shela cause she calls something different), Angry Dragon is a nickname cause of what I am...an angry dragon
Aizen what a cheap a**hole he NEEDS to die him and his superman looking hair cut and like you lady Halibel I am also ranked 3rd and have been betrayed by someone that I once respected like a brother but lets just say his fate was worst then anybody can expect and he'll never exist any trust me and for an immortal he didn't listen when I said "Don't taunt The Angry Dragon"
Halibel: Ranked third of what?
Lilynette: Who betrayed you, you seem really…
Stark: Angry?
Halibel: Alright we won't taunt you.
...um I some Questions from me and my friends because "too afraid" ok heres the my friends for questions
note:if you want me to hurt them let me know it would be an honor to serve you for the time being my lady
1)what would all of you do for a Klondike bar?
Halibel: We don't even know what that is so you can give your friends a smack on the heads for that.
2)what type of shark are you Halibel-chan?
Halibel: A Stump-Toothed shark. Does my teeth look sharp to you? You expected me to say Great white didn't you?
3)has the "JAWS theme" when you're walking up on someone?
Halibel: What are you talking about, I don't have a stupid theme song! Jaws theme song plays in the background.
Halibel: Ok what is that?
Lilynette: Sorry, couldn't resist. Turns of radio.
Halibel: That wasn't funny.
5)do the arrancar rooms have a bathroom?
Halibel: Of course! What do you think we do? Squat behind a bush, oh wait, there's no bushes in Hueco-Mundo.
6)where is your hollow hole exactly?
Halibel: It's in my zanpakuto, since when you become a arrancar you split into a body and a zanpakuto except in Stark and Lilynette's case. My hollow hole split into my zanpakuto for some reason but I'm not complaining. It's pretty handy.
7)what your bust size Halibel?
Masa: You can just go ahead and punch your friend in the faces because she's not answering that!
Halibel: Who the heck are your friends?
I'm going to stop there with their stuff cause is starts to get weird after number 7 trust me so I'll ask mine now
1]What do you guys think of my profile pic(the one here and the one in link)
Halibel: They look pretty cool, where did you get the picture? Wolfie always uses wolves or werewolves because of her username…by the way, Masa can you please go look for Wolfie? I'm starting to become worried.
Masa: Don't worry, I'll find her! Leaves through garganta.
2]Wolfie do you have a deviantART
Halibel: No she doesn't, she doesn't even know how to create one. Though she has a scanner so she should be able to send her pictures up easily.
3]Would any of you taunt the Angry Dragon
Halibel: I think you told us earlier not to.
Stark: I'll pass.
Lilynette: Sure, yabbadabba doo to you. Eeni meeni miny mo, scotla weyna wina wou, ink pink pudding black you stink.
Halibel: Shut up! Where did you hear that anyway?
Lilynette: Wolfie said it when she taunted her best friend though it was just in good fun.
4]if you could go back in time and redo any 1 moment what would it be and why
Halibel: I'd go back to the winter war and stop Yamamoto from killing my fraccion and tell them to step back. He just killed them because they attacked him.
Lilynette: I'd go back to the time Yachiru was here and play pranks with her again.
Stark: I'd use my other gun in the winter war and not step on the ground after I beat the two vizards. That stab wound really hurt.
Shela:Um...Tatsu-sama? Ya Shela:Their fighting again say wha- *gets hit by a flying object and falls over* Shela:uh-ho um Shela Shela:Y..y..yes sir tell me is that a sword in my head Shela:Yes sir I see...would you finish please cause I need to go kick some ***leaves* Shela:O...ok,that wont end well Shela:um...hi
Halibel: Hi. I get the feeling that you don't have much self confidence.
Shela:You're...You're...tres espada Tai Ha...Halibel-sama you're so cool
Halibel: Thank you.
Shela:That Aizen need to be put in his place I hope you do it before Tatsu-sama does cause he doesn't like to see anybody betrayed by their comrades
Lilynette: I wonder why!
Shela:Oh Tatsu-sama had a dare and a surprise but you didn't that surprise from me ok
Shela:He dares you guys to shave Aizen's head a make up on him and take pictures
Halibel: Fine come on Stark, Lilynette. The three leaves for dare and does it. (No detailsbecause Aizen's cursing and reaction has been censored.) Returns.
Stark: Here's your picyures though they are the only ones I could take because the camera exploded at the sight of a bald Aizen with makeup.
..oh can I have one of the pictures and the surprise is that Tatsu-sama re- What do you think you'er doing missy Shela:nothing *look innocent* If they want the surprise they'll have to wait until the end of the capture
Halibel: Capture of whom?
so were at the end huh Shela:Yup look like it Halibel I have taken the liberty to revive your friends say hello girls ok ok that is enough now get off me Apache:Hey watch it ** hole were still injured prick oh big talk from someone who was one BBQ ** Mila-Rose: look like he got you Apache:Last time i checked your ** got fried too Mila-Rose Mila-Rose:what was that *starts fighting with Apache* Sun-Sun: Ugh the two are so foolish ok thats it Shela open the vortex please Shela:Sure thing *vortex opens* you two *grabs Mila-Rose and Apache by the arm and throws them in* STFU & GTFO! Sun-Sun:*walks in as the vortex closes* they should drop in like...3...2...1...0
Sun-Sun, Mila-Rose, and Apache: HALIBEL-SAMA!
Halibel: Girls? Is it really you? (I can't believe that angrydragon was the first one who actually considered bringing them back!)
Apache: I missed Halibel-sama so much.
Mila-Rose: No, I did more you barbecued goat.
Apache: What was that Gorilla tartare?
Sunsun: Please stop. We've just seen Halibel-sama again and already you're making fools of yourselves.
Apache and Mila-Rose: What was that Sunsun!
Halibel: Same old, same old. It's good to see them again.
and I'm out see ya Shela:Bye HALIBEL-SAMA!
Halibel: Bye! Thanks for bringing them back.
Lilynette: Ok the chapter is finished, now where's the book.
Halibel: …Wolfie has it.
Stark: Oh boy, we're in for a long wait.
Three hours of Apache, Mila-Rose and Sunsun fighting.
A garganta opens with Masa and Wolfie
Masa: Sorry I took so long, Victoria-falls is huge.
Wolfie: Throat….hurts…can't….speak….shall…write.
Halibel: Book please.
Wolfie: (Everything in bold is what Wolfie writes on a paper) When did your fraccion get here?
Halibel: See the chapter.
Wolfie: Oh I see, here's the book.
Halibel opens book.
Chapter 11-Tell Soifon that Aizen killed Yoroichi.
Halibel: Good thing she's not here anymore. She would definitely not have liked that.
Masa: Shouldn't we tell her that. It would be fun to watch.
Wolfie: No, let's leave it for another time.
Halibel: What are you doing with that phone Lilynette?
Lilynette: Nothing. Texts something and sends it.
Wolfie: Give me that phone now!
Lilynette: Too late. Gives phone.
Wolfie: Looks at outbox, there's one message to Soifon. "Dear Shaolin Fon, I have taken note of your ridiculous obsession with the goddess of flash Yoroichi and I dislike the thought of another god so I took the liberty of killing Yoroichi. Hoping you are not well. Yours truly. Aizen-Sama."
Halibel: This is not going to end well.
Somewhere else, Soifon looks at her phone.
Soifon: What the…! I'll kill him, I'll murder him, I'll eviscerate him, I'll incinerate him, %&*#$^&&^% Bankai! Jakuho Raikoben! Leaves in Shunpo form.
Back with our group.
Stark: Did you hear that scream, it reminded me a little of Aizen.
Halibel: Uh oh.
In Las Noches Aizen is fleeing at top speed with Soifon hot in pursuit. He cuts a corner and stumbles over the package Stark left there. (Another one from Kefka) The box falls over and opens.
Apache: Do you feel a slight shake in the ground?
Mila-Rose: No it's just you trembling. I heard a slight rumble.
Apache: That was you farting.
Mila-Rose: What was that!
Sunsun: Please stop being so loud, besides you're both mistaken. It was a slight earthquake.
Somewhere in Hueco-Mundo two hollows stand next to each other.
Hollow1: Tis the end of Las Noches.
Hollow2: So sad, where were we? Continues eating hollow1.
Wolfie: Ok, that's the end of this chapter. The next chapter Stark and Lilynette will be taking a break. In their place wil be Apache, Mila-Rose and Sunsun.
That's it, I'm going to switch a bit between the extra characters like Lilynette and Stark and Halibel's fraccion because if there's too many characters I start forgetting about them and neglecting some. Please pay attention to my notes. NO STARK OR LILYNETTE NEXT CHAPTER, APACHE, MILA-ROSE AND SUNSUN WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. Sorry, there's always someone who doesn't read properly so I had to make sure. Enjoy your day.
Ultrawolfie out!