Sanna and Allie sighed as they watched the new Justin Stewart movie. Justin played an Interpol agent infiltrating the world of illegal racing and smuggling. In the current scene, Justin was in a knife fight with the Big Bad of the movie, sans shirt. "Alright, Devlin." Justin's character snarled. "Let's shift into turbo!" The two movie men ran at each other...then Crimzen changed the feed.
"HEY!" Both girls yelled.
"Work time, ladies." Crimzen walked off, coat swirling in his wake. "Bones-"
"On it, Captain!" Bones keyed up the ORACLE.
"The Shift approaches. The Boy has grown into a man. Only he can lead to your next goal."
Crimzen thought this one over. "OK, so we just have to find someone young, with a connection to the Rangers." He stood up. "Should be easy here in Angel Grove. Pirates, move out!"
Sailors of the Sea of Stars, Heroes from beyond Mars,
Time to unite! Time to fight! Time for heroes to take flight!
Rangers return! With power to burn!
Time for evil to learn!
Pirates never fall! Rangers save us all!
PIRATE SQUADRON!
Power Rangers never lose! This power that we choose!
Corsairs of the sky! Rangers do or die!
POWER RANGERS! PIRATE SQUADRON!
Zang Fleet
Lykia angrily turned to Covetine . "Listen, NVous, you must retrieve this Earth human!" She held up a picture of Justin Stewart. "He is vital to our plans."
"Anything for you, Lykia!" Covetine yelled. The Zang Lieutenant was white and black striped on one side, purple and orange striped on the other. He had small feather like protrusions sprouting from his shoulder blades. He stared at the scientist, love in his eyes. But, something didn't add up. "What do you need this particular human for?"
"Because of complex reasons you wouldn't understand! Now go!" Covetine walked away, leaving Lykia alone. She looked around to make sure no one was watching, then hugged the picture to herself. She was finally going to meet Justin Stewart!
On Earth
The pirates sat down, exhausted. It seemed like EVERY adult had a story about being saved by the rangers, but none had the True Power. They were ready to move on when they heard a commotion. They saw a man being chased by Zang Cy-Born soldiers and Covetine. The rangers morphed and ran to help. Crimzen slashed at NVous, who backed away, allowing his Cy-born to weather the attacks instead. Crimzen slashed on the head, slashed a second across the chest and spin-kicked a third.
"No! You'll ruin everything!" NVous roared.
"That appears to be a 'you' problem." Joe spun his sword and slashed the Cy-born in front of him before elbowing the one behind him. Sanna sliced down, cutting the Cy-born in front of her before firing off a thrust kick to knock another away. Bones rolled along the ground, catching a Cy-Born in a leg lock before booting it in the face.
"Huh. These are the Pirate Squadron?" The movie star relaxed, watching the fight.
Allie dodged a mace strike, bending back to watch it sail over her head. "Captain! Let's use this!" she held up her Mighty Morphin' key with one hand and fired her blaster with the other, shooting the Cy-born approaching Crimzen's blind side.
The Rangers yelled as one "It's Morphin' time!" as they turned the keys in their Pirate Morphers, transforming into the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
"Power Lance!" Joe blocked a mace strike with ease, sending the Cy-born smashing into the ground. "Power Daggers!" Sanna slashed a Cy-Born, kicked a second, and jumped on a third, stabbing with both daggers. "Power Axe!" Bones rolled away from the Cy-born before turning around and shooting the whole crowd behind him. "Power Bow!" Allie yelled, blocking two mace strikes with the bow before knocking them away. She fired two energy arrows at the cy-Born, short circuiting them easily. "Power Sword!" Crimzen slashed two Cy-Born, then spun around to slash three more. The rangers finished off the remaining Cy-Born, and they the cybernetic aliens exploded.
"You pirates will ruin everything!" Covetine fired off a bolt of electricity, exploding near the rangers. Joe and Sanna leaped out, striking with their blades. Allie and Bones juped up after them, firing and hitting NVous with the lasers in their weapons. As he tumbled down, Crimzen ran a hand along the power sword.
"Time to end this!" The red ranger rushed at the cyborg alien, who rose excitedly. I can do this! A real life barehanded blade block! Covetine raised his hands to catch the blade
The sword came down. The hands came together, missing the sword entirely. The blade slashed down, leaving trail of sparks in its wake. Hands still clapped together, Covetine lowered his gaze in pain to Crimzen. "You're pretty good!" he declared. "Thanks." Crimzen sent the alien cyborg flying with another swing of his sword. Covetine weighed his options as he rose, then decided to save his dignity in a tactical retreat. He ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Well, that happened." Crimzen deadpanned as the rangers shifted back into their pirate forms then demorphed.
Sanna and Allie began to freak out over who they rescued. "You're...You're...JUSTIN STEWART!" They both freaked out at the actor.
Justin rolled his eyes. "Yep." He put his hands in his pockets. "Thanks for the help. I couldn't have taken that many without my turbo powers."
"Turbo what now?" Bones yelled.
"Yeah." An afterimage of Turbo Blue appeared over Justin, but he waved it away. "You Pirates must be looking for the True Powers to unlock the Great Treasure."
"So. you going to help us?"Crimzen asked impatiently. "Yeah, I was getting to that." Justin explained. "I'm actually shooting a movie right now, Hunter Dark and the Shadow Stone but other actors ran off when those Zang jerks attacked us. If you could fill in for them, I'll get you the True Power of the Turbo rangers."
The pirates agreed, returning to the set with Justin. "There you are!" The director cried, hugging the actor. "And you found replacement actors!" He appraised each pirate. "The horned one would make a great villain! Patches can be the Chief, tall guy can be the rival turned evil, Calico can be the love interest that dies, and Silver eyes can be the bad girl who betrays him."
Bones looked at the other rangers. "Are we really doing this?" he asked.
"You see another choice?" Crimzen asked, getting his trademark coat replaced by a black trench coat.
An hour later, as Allie and Justin shot the tragic death scene, Crimzen watched with his usual easy smile, drinking a glass of juice.
"Please, Hunter ." Allie's character, Silver Falls, begged as she bled from the wound (carefully applied with red dye and CGI). "Just one kiss." As the two drew closer, there was a shattering sound. The glass in Crimzen's hand had broken, shattered into pieces. Crimzen smiled again. "Sorry. Don't know my own strength." He laughed it off as a joke and they resumed filming.
Lykia danced in joy. She was finally going to meet Justin Stewart! If she had known a man like that existed, she wouldn't have upgraded herself. She waltzed and pirouetted with herself, not realizing Covetine was watching her. "She-she was using me?" he realized in shock. "It's that man's fault. That man." Covetine punched the wall. "JUSTIN STEWART MUST BE DESTROYED!"
Sanna strode over to Justin confidently. "This is your last chance, Sam. Surrender peacefully and you won't get hurt."
"I'm not going to get hurt. I'm going to hurt them." Justin's character snarled. Sanna turned to leave, but Justin caught her hand. They stared into each other's eyes. Joe's character stuck his sword in between the two.
"Cut! Joe, you're early again." The Director yelled.
"My apologies." Joe walked over to where Crimzen stood. "How you doing, Crimzen?"
"I'm ok, just feeling...annoyed for some reason." Crimzen sighed.
"Indeed." Joe agreed. "I almost wish the Zang would attack so I could work through these odd feelings." Just then Covetine attacked, body alight with flames! The set was set ablaze with Covetine's attack. "Justin STEWART!" He roared. He attacked, but Lykia appeared and blocked him.
"Covetine! I said 'capture' him, not 'destroy' him!" She scolded.
"I have to!" Covetine pointed toward Justin. "My blazing heart yearns to defeat him."
Crimzen and Joe glanced at each other, knowing how the Zang felt, and feeling ashamed of it.
"Lykia, move away from him!" Covetine roared.
"No." She stood up, ready to fight.
The rangers watched the intense face off.
"So...this stako is happening." Sanna finally stated.
Lykia ran off, grabbing Justin along the way. Covetine gave chase. "And now this is happening." Crimzen weighed his options, then laughed. "Let's go save him."
"Set Sail!" The rangers yelled as one.
The rangers suddenly stood on the deck of the Galaxy Galleon. They burst forward, before grabbing a rope and launching themselves high into the air on it. They let go at the Apex of his swing and their ranger suits materialized on their bodies. When they landed in a three point stance, the helmets appeared. The emblem on the helmet and chest glowed.
"Pirate Red." Crimzen stated, popping the collar of his suit.
"Pirate Blue." Joe pushed the front of his helmet in a manner reminiscent of the way he fixes his hair.
"Pirate Yellow!" Sanna yelled, then threw a peace sign salute at the monsters
"Pirate Green!" Bones excitedly ran his hands down his pants legs, as if to stop his legs from shaking.
"Pirate Pink!" Allie placed her hand over her heart and gave a slight bow.
"Power Rangers! Pirate Squadron!" They yelled as one, and Philippe could almost see the pirate flag waving behind them.
"Let's go crazy!" Crimzen roared, but Covetine was gone. He was behind them, running after Lykia and Justin. "Getting real sick of this guy." Crimzen rubbed his neck. "Bones, hurt him." Bones literally leaped to obey, slashing with his Cutlass before going between Covetine's legs and kicking him away. Sanna and Allie sliced Covetine out of the air. Joe and Crimzen sliced him up next, felling Covetine easily. "Let's finish him."
"Not so fast!" Covetine yelled "Flames of Jealousy!" He lit himself on fire again, slamming his body into the rangers repeatedly.
"Flaming slash!" The Zang cyborg slashed the rangers with his claws, a fiery blast that knocked them back.
"You want to go fast?" Bones asked. "Let's go fast!" The rangers pulled out their ranger keys, miming operating a steering wheel before inserting them. "Shift into Turbo!" They yelled, transforming into the Turbo rangers. The rangers beat down on Covetine, before Crimzen head butted him to the ground.
Justin finally escaped from Lykia. "Look, Lykia was it? I'm sorry but I'm just. Not. Interested. That guy seems to be though." Justin jerked his thumb toward Covetine, currently getting beaten down by the rangers. "Even if he's a bit...off."
Meanwhile, Prince Payne, Midos and Muramassaca had returned from giving a progress report to Emperor Malvolence. Noticing the fight on the monitors, Payne grabbed the Magna Cannon controller and fired it, figuring either way, it would be a nice stress reliever from dealing with his dad.
Covetine grew large, and immediately forgot the rangers to find Lykia. "Lykia!" He yelled.
Lykia sighed. "What do you want?" she asked.
Justin stood back, then shouted up to Covetine "Just tell her how you feel!"
"Lykia," Covetine began "I-I-"
"Nope, we're killing him." Crimzen decided. "I have enough had of him." The rangers summoned the zords, and formed the Megazord. The Zord punched Covetine away.
"Yeah, let's break his heart." Crimzen announced. The rangers activated the Pirate keys. They fired off the Star Burst blasting Covetine in the face. As Covetine activated his Flames of jealousy, The Turbo keys glowed. "Here we go!" The Rangers yelled. "Turbo Slash!" The Pirate Megazord burst forward at insane speeds, slashing straight through Covetine. They followed it up by activating the Samurai Pirate Megazord. "Samurai Flame Strike!" They slashed Covetine with the massive Zanbato, killing Covetine.
"Let's NEVER speak of this again." Crimzen decided. The other rangers agreed.
The pirates relaxed on the ship, trying desperately to forget this day.
"Well, at least everything is back to normal." Crimzen sighed. Just then, the intruder alert went off. The rangers all drew their blasters, holding it at the door.
"Don't shoot!" a young Caucasian man appeared in the doorway. "I'm not a Zang agent!"
"Then who are you?" Crimzen asked.
"I'm...Kamen Rider Tri-Medal."
AN: Sorry about the chapter (Not much I can do with the source) But next week: RANGERS AND RIDERS!
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Gooooooo
Mighty engines roar
Turbo charged for more
Drive four on the floor
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Shift into Turbo!
Target fixed on lock
Evil take a walk!
Rangers set to rock
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Go Power Rangers Turbo
Goooooooo