England: Seychelles this is coffee you know I hate it go make me some tea!
Seychelles: ahh shut up if you want tea make it yourself I've had enough
England: hm but didn't I already declare that your my colony so make me some tea already
Seychelles: fine ill get you your stupid tea! (Makes the tea and pretends to trip so she spills the tea on England) opps
England: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Seychelles: NO I DIDNT YOU IDIOT!
England: YOU'RE THE IDIOT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO STRONGER PEOPLES ORDERS
Seychelles: NO IM NOT
(Japan walks in)
England: HMPFT I PREFERED YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN CHAINS AND LISTENED TO MY EVERY ORDER
Japan: eh ... … what… what is this...
Seychelles: YOU PERVERT
England: aw crap
Seychelles: YOUL NEVER CHANGE
Japan: Arthur I didn't know you liked such things…. what have you been doing behind my back…
Seychelles: its nothing
England: NOTHING REALLY WHAT YOU HEARD JUST THEN YOU GOT IT WRONG
Japan: it doesn't sound like nothing
Seychelles: it's really nothing Japan
Japan: don't lie to me!
Seychelles: im not lying
Japan: what where you talking about... Don't confuse me...
England: we were just talking about the past that's all I swear
Japan: really? ...
Seychelles: unfortunately yeah he was
Japan: ...
Seychelles: don't be mad Japan
England: please Japan
Japan: ahhhhh England I thought you were a pervert but I didn't think it was this bad
England: HEY!
Japan: well its true isn't it
Seychelles: no ew yuck (gags) no it's nothing like that
Japan: it sounds like it to me
Seychelles: it's not yuck yuck no no
England: this a miss understanding im telling you it's just she used to be one of the countries under me and…
Japan: oh my…
Seychelles: .. .. .. Japan I would never ever do that with him
England: aw shit I… I mean she used to be one of my colonies but she ran away... I should of made collar tighter.
Japan: ... you're burying yourself deeper England
Seychelles: he-he Japan trust me we never did anything like that
Japan: I'd like to but... The whole thing sounds so messed up are you sure you didn't?
Seychelles: im sure it never ever happened and never will
Japan: I see... im glad to hear that... fine I believe you but only because Seychelles looks so disgusted by even the thought of doing that with you. Im sorry for doubting you England but I think anyone would react to what I heard.
England: ha ha I guess your right (Italy and Germany walk in) I guess the fact that I used to chain Seychelles would give anyone bad thoughts (Italy and Germany leave)... I just did it again didn't I
Japan: yes (laughs slightly)
Seychelles: great more rumours now you tea freak
England: hey!
Seychelles: don't hey me
(France walks in) F: hey Môn angleterre what have you been doing with my Seychelles (France walks over and gropes Seychelles)
Japan: France san...
England: Hey go somewhere else to do that
Seychelles: PERVERT FIRST ENGLAND NOW U
England: HEY I NEVER PERVED ON YOU!
Seychelles: YEAH BUT YOU CHAINED ME UP
France: hm so it is true
England: NOT FOR WRONG REASONS IM TELLING YOU IT WAS JUST SO YOU WOULDNT RUN OFF
Seychelles: ID RATHER HAVE A SHARK AFTER ME THAN BE CHAINED TO A ROOM
Seychelles: Oh has anyone seen Mr. Marlin I can't find him?
France: ne Seychelles~~ lets go look for him together~~~~
Seychelles: again I'd rather be chased by a shark
France: he-he so feisty come on~~ I know where Mr. Marlin is~~
Seychelles: don't touch me I've had enough of you doing that
France: but it's fun I only want to see how you have developed over the years ~
Japan: err please could you leave Seychelles and take him with you I've had enough shocks for today I think if you wouldn't mind.
Seychelles: ...
France: let's go~
Seychelles: let go (slaps France)
(Japan and England stand and watch a very pissed off Seychelles and a sobbing France leave)
England: well then.. ha ha this has been an interesting day
Japan: yes it has and I get the feeling that Seychelles doesn't like you much.
England: yes... um... from before when she said it would be disgusting to be with me... do you agree?
Japan: no I don't I think the opposite
E: ah ha-ha im happy to hear that (kisses Japan) you know you sounded quite jealous before did you want me to put you in that collar ha-ha
Japan: 0/./0
England: hm so that's not a no?
J: um (blushes a bright red)
England: hm? ...ha ha I guess I really am a pervert
Japan: yes you are so from now on I will only allow you to be my pervert.
England: of course that is fine with me.
END
A forced ending there but I don't think I can carry that night on so I leave it to your imagination what happened next :P
Hm… well that was quite … hm… I was going to say something but I lost track so yes… please comment~