A/n

This is the segment Mail Time With The Cast. So, here is how it works- You guys comment a request or question on a previous episode/chapter and it will be reviewed/answered by our cast.

SloTurtle: " You guys have been waiting for a while, I know, but guess who's back!"

Bert: " 'Ello!"

Crowd: *Cheering*

Bert: "Aw shucks. You lot din't miss me that much, did ye?"

SloTurtle: "You're kidding, right? For almost three months I've been getting comments and letters about how much everyone misses you or asking when you'll be back! Sending that message last time didn't help their worry."

Bert: "I juss warnted te show the fans juss how much I missed 'em too!"

SloTurtle: "Yeah yeah."

Bert: " 'Ow bout that fanmail then? I'm sure you haven't read all of it whilst I was out."

SloTurtle: "Well..."

Bert: "You didn't."

SloTurtle: "I was bored! And the Morannon Orc from last time ate all my books!"

Bert: "Your fault fer bringin' one o' those things onto my set."

SloTurtle: "I didn't do it, Sam did!"

Sam: "Hey!"

Bert: "Ye can't blame the 'Obbit fer all yer problems, 'e don't know what ter do!"

Sam:"I'm right here, guys."

SloTurtle: "Fine, it wasn't Sam. It was Aragorn."

Bert: "Les juss get on wiff the mail."

SloTurtle: "I'm telling you, we don't have anymore-"

Raven: "Delivery for Bert the Troll!"

SloTurtle: 'Sighs'
*Goes to window*
"DARN YOU, LADY FATE!"

Bert: "Thank ye. Now, less see... From Nuka- love tha' gal.

'BWAHAHAHAH! Poor Aragorn, I don't really feel for Thorin after him abandoning the hobbit a while ago... Oh HEY! I read Gandalf's reading corner finally, so I finally get those references! Yippii! I love that thing you have with Fili and Kili treating Burt, what was the favor anyways?

Hey burt, I was wondering how you cook ents... Those little boogers are really slow and infuriating, but I heard they make a great... Oh what's it called... It's not tobacco, it's like gum, but it's not that either... Anyways I heard they were really sweet so I was wondering if you knew how to cook them? Boil and dry, or Fry and bake? Hope you get better!'

Well, I'm very 'appy you experienced Gandalf's show even though mine is far more developed and loved. As for the favor, Fili an' Kili attempted to do to me what they did to the old wizard. I caught 'em in the act an now they have ter do wot I say."

SloTurtle:"Anything?"

Bert: "Mind out 'er the gutter. You read up on those tree people, wot're they about?"

SloTurtle: "Ents, they're called Ents. Sadly, since they are basically living trees, the only eatable parts of the Ent would be the Kino or any fruit that they bear. When Ents are sliced or cut, they expel a sap-like substance called Kino- a gum made naturally from a plant or tree. The Ents, though very hard to injure let alone capture, have salty sweet Kino which is sought for in many areas of middle earth. Ent Kino is said to have magical healing properties that can cure many diseases found in modern day middle earth."

Thorin: "Pfft, NERD!"

SloTurtle: "Ignoramus. Thankfully, our producer and director knows people and has pulled some strings to get us a volunteer Ent on the show."

*Treebeard walks onto stage*

Treebeard: *breathes in* "Hello."

SloTurtle:"Treebeard you wouldn't mind if we got some Kino from you, would you?"

Treebeard: ".breath. Not at all... Small troll-ling"

SloTurtle: *Extracts Kino from incision on bark* "Ok, thank you!"

*Treebeard spends rest of episode leaving*

SloTurtle: "The Kino has solidified now, have a taste Bert!"

Bert: "O'ight." *chews Kino* "S'good."

Will: "Give it to me! I have a cold still!"

SloTurtle: "AHH!" *moves tray out of Will's way*

Will: *falls into miniature Mt. Doom*

SloTurtle: "Well, that happened."

Bert: 'sighs' "I'll get the prongs. And I will see you lot in the next episode. I really am glad ter be back!"

A.n

Hurrah! Bert has returned! Thankfully his cold is now totally gone, thanks to that Ent Kino! Just like Bert, I am so glad to be back. I really hope you all enjoy this little show. Until it's cancelled or it ends, at least. Remember, Bert and I love you all and we enjoy hearing from you.

Sincerely,
SloTurtle