Dantesdarkqueen writes…

My my my. Oichi, you definitely got lucky when you were married to Nagamasa! Sweet, sensitive, honest to a fault, and naughty? Damn, you're lucky!

Nagamasa: How, pray tell, did you get hold of a vibrator and who told you about them? That's not exactly something one normally finds in casual conversation, after all! So you like video games, huh? Any particular favorites?

Oichi: A nib-nose is a term for a very nosy person. What was your opinion of Lady Noh when she was married to your brother? She doesn't seem like a very nice person, and she was supposed to kill Nobunaga. And really, how did she get away with dressing in such...revealing attire? I'm surprised the men weren't all over her!

For both of you: Since I know, in that whole alternate timeline crossover thing, you hung out with not only your friends and enemies but also the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, what did/would you think about them? Particularly since several of them are, personality wise, dead ringers for so many of you all?

Thanks for answering!

-Queen

Dear reader,

…naughty? (Nagamasa points sat himself, Editor explains in a quiet voice) Ohh, I see. Since we're on the city transit, I'm not allowed to speak of "perverted things", so I'll try to keep this relatively clean. Oh my, a little old lady is looking at me strange. It said on the package "silver bullet", so at first, I thought it was a torture device. Oichi and Editor-san had gone to shop in Sanrio and eat pastries at the Sanrio Café, J-san and I went walking around. Though he's fine with taking Editor-san to those pink abominations and buying her things, I will not for Oichi. It's unbecoming. We went to this store that looked like the back alleys of some horrible place, called Spencer's, and that's where we found it. You can already figure out who told me all about it, from usage, to advantages, to disadvantages. I thought most people accepted it as a common item.

Ah, well, as of late, we've been mostly buying lots of used games, or playing at J-san's house, or using Editor-san's consoles at her house while she's off doing her her editor-things. Mostly, I like these things called RPGs, like Final Fantasy X and Fatal Frame. But my utmost favorite is Pokemon. Editor-san has HeartGold, so I've been playing that, and it's so good! I mean, the PokeWalker is amazing! I can train while I'm out with Oichi, even if I'm not allowed to bring the Dual Screen I with me! (He means DSi)

Well, some of them are certainly…intimidating, not to say that Honda-san and Maeda aren't, it's just that…wow. Compared to their statures and their size, I feel like I'm going to be crushed—I'm only 5'8", barely taller than some of the women in that game. Meng Huo is a guy I could get along with, but, he's a good foot-ish taller? With his pillar as a weapon…I can't even imagine trying to fight him.

Best wishes,

Azai Nagamasa

Dear reader,

Nagamasa-sama doesn't intend to be naughty, it just…happens? Actually, it is quite an appealing quality, is it not? (Oichi giggles, hiding her face behind her hands) Ahh, Noh-san was quite nice, actually. She was hard to warm up to, believe me. One could say that the claws don't have quite a charming effect on the sister-in-law. At first, it seemed she didn't want to be near anyone, including Nii-san. Besides, Nii-san's most treasured concubine was all that he really paid attention to.

Noh-san and Nii-san got along all right, for the most part. He was intent of putting a knife through her throat several times as well, but unfortunately, there were always people with Noh-san, and with Nii-san, so the crime could never have been committed. After Nii-sans favorite concubine died, not even then did Noh-san get any wife-ly attention. She was certainly entertained by other men enough. Women and Men of old Japan did that with ease.

I'm not sure how she got away wearing such revealing dresses. I suppose being the demon king's wife kind of meant she could do whatever she liked, but really…it was indeed much too tempting for many men of the court. In fact, during the first year of their marriage, Noh-san and Nii-san spent every waking moment together—that's when they were trying to produce an heir for Nii-san. Though, a woman's worth was only the amount of male heirs she could give a man, and Noh-san couldn't bear any, so she quickly fell from favor. It was then that she began that atrocious attire. Before she lost favor, she wore these beautifully embroidered kimono, ordered for her as wedding gifts from my family, but then she ordered designs of her own, and men were everywhere when she was out in the courtyards.

Ahh, I'm quite short compared to the people of the east! In the tunnel, I was lucky enough to meet Sun Shang Xiang, Cai Wenji, and Zhu Rong. But they're all kind of scary, in my opinion. Zhu Rong was very…intimidating, for lack of better words. I suppose that's why she's one of the cooler characters in the game. None of the men in the game compare to Nagamasa-sama, though.

Sorry it's such a late reply, by the way. Toodles~

-Oichi

A/N: School's gotten the better of me. And with school, as most people know, it's very hard to do anything but school work. I'm so sorry, there's been so much to do. At any rate, Nagamasa and Oichi don't do much, or much that I can see anymore, since I'm always at school or at J-san's house, 'cause I'm doing homework/playing Borderlands or GTA4/sleeping. But they do come with me to shop and things, still. They're actually going to come with me today to school. What an exciting journey!