This chapter was orignally going to be called "Got The Disk. Got The Power. Got The Brains?" but it was too long.
Happy belated 1 year anniversary!
This Chapter was added on 8/25/07
I guess I don't own it.
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Kankuro and Shikamaru picked up the TV. It wasn't that heavy at least.
"Now let's go!" Temari said floating out the door and into the streets of Suna.
"Hey, Gaara?"
Gaara turned his head to see Ino at his left side.
"Are you sick?"
"No."
"Okay." Ino said smiling.
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The group that consisted of the sand villages three most famous reckless ninjas and the leaf village's group which is a carbon copy of their parent's team, where just trying to get a super cool TV to the Happy House.
"This is heavy, Temari!" Kankuro whined.
"The freaking thing is like 10 pounds!" Temari yelled back to her brother who was trying hard to look like he was in pain.
"It's heavy." Kankuro said and started to let go of the TV set.
"Stop!" Shikamaru said and he held the TV by himself.
"We have to be careful! It's not heavy at all but it could break pretty easily!" Shikamaru warned.
Temari of course, was in the led of this strange group of teens. Ino and Gaara were after her, Choji was in the back eating chips and being Chojish, and last but not least, Shikamaru was holding a TV and Kankuro was being a "wittle" baby.
"The house is only like 2 miles away!" Temari told everyone.
"That's good." Ino remarked. She looked at Gaara with the corner of her eye. He was walking like he always does but it seemed pretty damn special to her.
"When we get home I'm going to watch the puppet channel! Oh oh, and I'm gonna watch the craft channel so I can learn to make clothes for my puppets!" Kankuro said with sudden enthusiasm.
"Your going to make clothes for your puppets?" Ino questioned and looked behind to see Kankuro skipping.
"I'm going to watch the cooking channel!" Choji screamed. He spit chips all over everything.
"Choji!" Was everyone (but Gaara's) reaction.
"Well, too bad cause we girls are going to watch the soap opera channel and fashion channel!" Temari said mocking her little brother and Choji.
"Yeah!" Ino said.
"Well we can do all these nice things if we get the TV to the house." Shikamaru said.
"True." Ino said.
"We also need to make sure Gaara doesn't crush this one." Temari reminded everyone.
Gaara looked at Temari.
"Gaara, you have to promise not to crush this one! It's one of the best TVs we can get! If you don't like the channel then change it. Please." Temari pleaded.
"Hm."
"Gaara."
"..."
"For your big sister."
"Fine."
"WE ARE HOME!" Kankuro yelled and ran to open the door.
The group had walked faster then they thought they did.
Kankuro ran into the living room. Temari held the door open for everyone else. Shikamaru was the last one in.
"Good job, Shika." Temari cooed while she grabbed Shikamaru's cheek and squeezed it.
"Eh." He said and rubbed the back fo his head.
"TV! TV! TV!" Kankuro and Choji protested from inside the house.
"Hold your horses!" Temari yelled.
Shikamaru brought the new TV in.
Temari cleared a table off to put the TV on it.
"Hey! You just knocked all my figures on the floor!" Kankuro cried and pick up about 50 of his little figures.
Temari ignored him and went back to the TV.
"Plug this in here, Shika."
"Okay."
Shikamaru plugged the wire in the wall. The new TV lit up.
Kankuro grabbed the beeper (remote) and went to change the channels.
"It's not working!" Kankuro complained.
"We need to set up the dish." Shikamaru said. He took out the box he had to carry and in it was a dish, a little box, and some papers.
"Kankuro. Go put the dish on the roof." Temari ordered.
"But, why me?"
"Do it."
"No."
"DO IT NOW!"
"Okay, fine fine." Kankuro snatched the dish. He walked outside with Choji. Kankuro climbed up the only tree in the whole yard which so happened to be tall enough and close enough to reach the roof.
"Don't get hurt." Choji warned.
Everyone else went outside to watch. This should be fun.
"I Don't wanna get hurt!" Kankuro pleaded.
"You won't! Now go!" Temari pushed Kankuro's butt to get him higher in the tree. Kankuro grabbed onto the roof and managed to lift himself up on top.
"Now here's the dish. Put it up!" Temari handed him the dish.
"Okay but where's it..."
"Here!" Temari threw up a guide on how to set up your dish that was 785 pages long.
"But..but!"
"Just set it up, Kankuro." Temari said and grabbed Shikamaru's arm.
"Let's all go party!" Temari declared.
"PARTY!" Choji screamed.
"But it's 7AM." Shikamaru complained.
"Oh, crap." Temari frowned.
"Hey! I would of had to set this dish up while you partied!" Kankuro said with an infuriated look.
"Well, I guess Shika and I will have to just cuddle on the couch!" Temari said blushing. She grabbed Shikamaru's arm and was gone in a flash.
"Stupid sister!" Kankuro mumbled a bit. He flipped open the 785 page long guide and sat Indian style.
"Hmm..well I'm not good at cable and such so I'm going to go..uhm..eat!" Choji said to Kankuro. He went into the house and made a beeline to the kitchen. He was gone before Kankuro could say "I NEED HELP!"
"I NEED HELP!" Kankuro yelled.
Gaara stood under the shade with his arms-crossed. He had that normal scowl on his face.
Ino just looked up at Kankuro crying.
"Sorry, I don't know much about that either." Ino said.
"&#(&" Kankuro said.
"HALP!" Kankuro yelled again.
Gaara looked up at his stupid brother. He walked straight up the tree, picked up two wires, stuck them together, made the dish face north, and walked straight down the side of the house.
"Wow." Ino said astonished.
"YAY!" Kankuro's eyes were all teary. He walked like a robot off of the roof and fell right on his face.
"And to think he's a ninja." Ino said quietly, looking to her side.
"Hmph." Gaara said and he moved his head a little.
"THE TV IS WORKINGGG!" Choji yelled loud enough for the whole neighbor to hear.
Ino and Gaara walked inside to see Choji sitting in front of the TV like a child and Temari and Shikamaru sitting on the couch. Choji had a smile that took up half of his face and his eyes were sparkly. Temari yawned.
Kankuro walked in and took a sit next to Choji on the floor in front. Ino sat on the side of Temari and Gaara stood behind the couch, behind Ino and Temari.
Choji flipped the channels until it went to the News.
"Today on Suna News! Tsunade, the Great leader of the Honorable Leaf Village is demanding that a group of three ninjas that she sent to our village come back to the Leaf by next Friday!"
In the corner of the TV there was a picture of Tsunade and the reporter was in the center of the screen. It flipped to a video and Tsunade said "Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino. I've sent you to the Sand and I find I have given you plenty of time for the important mission. I've given you more then enough time..."
"Shit." Choji, Shikamaru, and Ino all said at once.
"I'm giving you three till Friday to come home and have your mission complete." Tsunade ordered. "That is all."
"GREAT!" Shikamaru threw his arms up in the air.
"We only have 3 more days here!" Choji yelled and jumped up.
"No we don't! It's Saturday!" Ino said loud. "We have 6 days!"
"But I wanna stay here!" Choji complained.
"Look, if we find the stupid bracelet then we will have a ton of free time." Shikamaru said. "This will at least give us time to enjoy. If we leave it off we will be worrying about it."
"That's true." Temari said. Choji and Ino nodded.
"WE HAVE TO HELP THEM!" Kankuro yelled.
"Let's look now!" Choji yelled.
"I'll go get my fan!" Temari yelled.
"I'll go get my chips!" Choji yelled.
"I'll go get my puppets!" Kankuro said.
"I'll go get ready!" Ino said.
Gaara walked away.
"IT'S 7 AM, GUYS!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL!?" Shikamaru yelled to the empty living room.
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WOW! That took some time! I worked on this about three separate times. Right after I updated my last chapter, about a month ago on I'd say a day or two before or after this story's 1 year anniversary, and now. I seem to work on these at the end of the month. Well, since I missed it Happy Belated 1 year anniversary to InoXGaara The Pig And The Sand Demon Unite!