A/N: I just want to say thank you to all the lovely people who have reviewed this silly bit of fanfiction. I really appreciate it! Anyway, on with the story!
Author Nose: Hey gess what? Today you are the introductin by the new ones! She name is pronouncet with a "Jore-gah" but if yer french you can say "Yore-gah" becuse people that have french say j y.
Disclammer: I own Jorga and Heelga adn Clarque and Dafne but the rest for never
Jorga were walking with the stret and she seed 2 crazys and a gorgous girl walking the stret from her other side. One the crazy with pinestrips walkt over from the stret and he say "Hy becus Dafne now a permanint companyin we need a temp one agen so come with to the advenure!"
"Yes" Jorga say and she walkt with them her browns were flowing.
"Hy me names are Dafne Masterbaskt and Doquter." Dafne were the spankin person.
"Yes me the doquter!" Pinstrips
"And me Masterbaskt" The last one say.
"These my child!" Dafne wifth all the luvs she shot her her pouch.
"They the best childs I see with me eye!" Jorga say.
"Yes becuse they comed from the brest of men!" Dafne proud!
"Like me and the Mierstbate!" Doquter was the talker
"oh yes" Jorga say with glitters on her eye
"Jorga you prety too but not like this!" Dafne strut about the stret and she dansed for her mens.
Doquter and Materbasekt were every the loves.
"Teach me!" Jorga say and then they danst in the stret. BUT SUDDEN
A CAR CAMED AND WERE GOING TO HIT THE DAFNE WITH HER POWCH AND BEBESE! AND JORGA!
Doqtuer and Mastbater had to runt in the stret to push them away but Masterbask WERE HiT HIS LEGS! AND THE DOQUTER!
The Car were spint about and a pole but the drivver were okay. He runt away becuse of the scary.
Doquter and Misterbiscuit were scramming on the road they sitted on. Theyr backs the grownd.
I skremt and runnt over to my husbinds. "NOOOO!" There legse were blooding. "JORGA HALP"
Jorga runt oaver to me and her with the legse and bandades so that bload woudn not get the cloaths.
My Nurse skils were needet and I uset them to heel my husbinds.
Jorga felled in luv with the Masterbasekt. "Oops, I no meen to but it are the troth." she were admit.
"Yes no it helpted can not becuse luv is luv an we must onor it. Yo kan has my Masterbase." I tel her cuse in reel life I didnt akshuly like him ase much as the Doquter.
Master-bate waket up and lookt in to the eye of Jorga and they kist amd maid owt in the booshes.
I bloosh becuse of the embarised. My babiese eyes covert in me powch.
Helga's Mind-Diary: Day 5
Did my daft-ass mother just give my father away to another woman? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! This is NOT happening! I swear, this "Jorga" woman is just as stupid (if not more stupid) than my mother. I can't believe this is happening. If Jorga takes my father away from me, I will hunt her down and kill her, because this just got PERSONAL. I am not a baby to be messed with, believe me. I can kill in ways you can't even imagine. Jorga, watch out, because it you leave with my father, I will HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE SOME WILD ANIMAL AND I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU.
Sorry for that outburst. I got a bit emotional. Deep breaths, Helga, deep breaths. Time to continue plotting against my mother and Jorga.
When they was finisht I walkt ovr to Doquter and we helt handz "You do the rite things Dafne becuse they happy with them now!"
"Yes I did"! Dafne
"Let us go the the aventure now!" Masterbaskt say and comed ovr to me us.
"Where they will take me?" Jorga askt
"Anywear!" Doquter sayt and he pattet me hed and kist me lipse.
"Let me to the anshint times!" Jorga sya
"Ok we go to anshint Amerika!" Danfe exlcmat!
"Yay a tripe!" Doquter cheert and we goed to TARDIS and taked off
"Wow they are big! Only the inside!" Jorga say
"yes lvoe they are!" Masterbate murmurt
"Now soon wer arrive in the anshint Amerki!" Jorga asked?
"Soon yes" but then the TARSID went a wrong and they were screekming!" Masterbaste skreaming with Doquter and me and Jorga
Helga glart beuse she had to be a humor in the grim days. Clarque criet, "MOMMEEHH!"
"shsh Clarque kwyit, be off!" off swich and then Clarque quiet.
Then we skremt agen adn flelt out the TARDIS. Into the land...
The Anshint Norweegan fokes surounded us and growlt like wulfs.
Doquter turnt into a wearwolf and he made them quite beuse he was the pake leder. He hunted them throo the forists with im in the leed after the deers and he came back and gived us his katch. We feested on deer meats and over a fire.
Jorga was hit on by the mens and the Masterbasekt kilt them with his Demigod powerse. I laft becuse they men were stupid!
Helga were a walker now so she out me powch and walkt neer the fire. Taked a stick and playing!
"No bad Helga" I grabt her and put in the poch so she were safe. She so funY!"
"Lol silly Helga" Clarque sey.
"Gasp Clarque his first!" Words! Dafne and Doquter gaspt.
"Wow so speshil!" Jorga sayt.
The wimin of the tribe were gathert round. They all cooed at me babiese and I were a happy one bceuse I got showing off me offsprang.
Then the tornado struck.
LOL I LUV CLIF HANGERSE