Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days

Chapter 11: Oh No He Di'nt

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Puck and Kurt.

Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.

Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme. You guys who keep favouriting, reading and commenting on this story make it not only wonderful to write, it makes me want to write more stories so I thankyou.I also apologise for the slowness of my updates, RL got in the way.


Walking through the mall Kurt was as happy as could be, casually looking through the shops to get everything ready for his trip to New York. He was mostly packed back at home but he knew that he was going to need a few more things for the apartment that he had looked into and prepaid for. He was just going through the bins filled with assorted scarves when Puck came over "Kurt, do you really need me here?"

"Of course I do, you're a lot more handy than I am so you'd know what kinds of tools I'll need in my new apartment"

"So why are we looking through scarves?"

"It get's cold in New York"

"Kurt, you have 48 scarves back at your place, can't you just take one of those?" Puck's voice started filling with a little annoyance, that wasn't at all missed by Kurt who looked at him with his infamous glare

"32, and that's irrelevant"

"It's totally relevant Kurt. I just don't want to be here especially if all we're doing is buying stuff that you have at home"

Kurt dropped the scarf back into the bin and turned to Puck, looking at him incredulously "Look Puck, I'm just wanting to make sure I'm ready for New York and the last thing I need i-"

"Can you STOP fucking bringing up New York!" Puck barked out, the store almost freezing to look at the yelling mohawked man, who saw the glares he was getting and with a huge sigh stormed out of the store, knocking over a cardboard sign on the way out. Kurt just stood there with his eyes wide open, lip quivering as he watched Puck storming out of the mall.


About half an hour later Kurt pulled his car up to his house, still a little peeved as he looked to the door and sure enough Puck was sitting on the porch looking irritated as hell. Kurt got out and slammed the door of his car shut beelining to the door and opening the door, Puck following him in without a word spoken... until the door slammed shut.

"OK Puck, just what the hell was that about?" Kurt snapped

"Just drop it Kurt"

"No I won't. You throw a tantrum in the middle of the store, break a display and humiliate me all because I talk about the biggest trip of my life. So I think I'm allowed to ask what the hell is wrong with you?" Kurt's eyes watered in anger as he looked at Puck, who's fists were clenched as he returned the glare with even rage.

"You just can't fucking wait to get out of here and away from me can you?"

"Away from you? Puck I want to get out of this one-stage town and live a normal life"

"This coming from the boy with the cunt"

"Don't you dare bring that up Puck"

Puck's eyes were glowing with pure painful anger that he could feel burning inside him as he looked to Kurt "I'll bring it up because that's the only fucking reason you even keep me around, I'm just a fucking cock that's happy to fuck you"

"And the fact that I love you just doesn't play into it?"

"IF YOU FUCKING LOVED ME YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING LEAVE ME!"

Both Kurt and Puck stood there panting and angry, glaring at each other, Kurt stepped forward and got nose to nose to Puck.

"I'm not leaving you Puck, I'm leaving this shithole town. It's not my fault that you wanted to stay here and clean pools. I'd rather have a life"

And then Puck, overcome with rage and feelings and passionate anger, grabbed Kurt's face and kissed him hard as he could. Kurt, a little shocked to say the least, grabbed onto Puck's shoulders and pulled back "What the fuck are you doing Puck?"

"Proving to you I could give you a life... we could have a life" he said and Kurt, a little shocked, nodded just before Puck grabbed at his hips and pulled them close for another kiss.

Kurt could feel Puck's cock against his crotch as they kissed angrily "Just... how can you prove that by... by doing this?" Kurt got out between the hard kisses to his lips.

"Cos who else can give you passion like this... now am I going to fuck you or not?"

Kurt, still a little hurt, pushed at Puck's chest "Or not... you're going to sleep on the couch and you're not going to touch me" he said before fleeing up the stairs and shutting the door.

Puck, hard and confused, sulked over to the couch and lay down on it, palming himself through his jeans and just staring at the ceiling, feeling like the biggest idiot as he lay there just wishing the couch could eat him alive right now.


Midnight came past and Puck still couldn't sleep, he was still looking up to the ceiling and he felt like the biggest fool. He was just trying to think about how badly he'd screwed up yet again when he heard a creaking sound coming from the stairwell. He looked over towards them, seeing nothing and deciding it was just the house settling down. It wasn't.

Before Puck could even think of reacting he felt a hand grabbing his belt and just as he was about to slap a bitch he looked down and saw Kurt undoing the man's pants.

"What happened to me not touching you?" He said as he sat up a little, watching Kurt just going for his fly.

"You're not going too... but that doesn't mean I"m not going to touch you"

Kurt gracefully pulled Puck's hard thick prick out from the binds of his pants, it stuck up straight and already was leaking precum down the shaft just from the shock of the air hitting it. Puck was sitting up enough so he could see his own cock sticking out of the pants, the look on Kurt's face one of determined lust.

"So you forgive me?"

"Shutup and enjoy this" Kurt said before his mouth descended onto Puck's cock and his firm lips slid down the warm hard shaft and he moaned around it, his moan drowned out by Puck who could feel the small talented lips sliding down the thick shaft, the vein on the underside of his cock slowly running over Kurt's tongue as the man he loved took him balls deep.

Kurt moaned out loudly as possible as he felt his throat being hit by the leaking tip of Puck's cock over and over again. His hands reached down and gently grabbed onto the man's firm hips to give himself something to help him control his motions on his lover's cock.

Puck however was just in awe, an hour ago he thought Kurt just couldn't think of him beyond his body and this might not be helping that, but fuck it was amazing. His man knew his way around a cock and Puck loved knowing he had been the one to teach Kurt everything he knew.

What Kurt knew was definitely a lot, he let out a long moan around Puck's cock as he took it all the way down to the root over and over again, his nose burying in the short and curly's that surrounded the base of Puck's thick heavy cock that filled his mouth over and over again. He brought his hands to the man's nutsac that hung heavily between his lover's strong muscled legs and let the large firm balls move about under his undulating fingers.

Kurt moved his head slowly up and down the shaft, the tip of his tongue slipping along the underside of Puck's thick heavy cock as he bobbed up and down, hungrily taking his lover's cock between his lips passionately as he could. His hand moved with his lips to try and intensify the blowjob, which it did ni spades.

The motions on his cock made Puck yell loudly "FUCK YEAH KURT" he had no shame that his boyfriend was blowing him, he was out and happy about it and loving this passionate blowjob brought on by the need they shared that was stronger than any anger. He arched his back and tried his best to fuck the man's throat, Kurt had to work his hardest to relax just so he didn't set off his gag reflex but he managed to get every inch in his mouth without too much problem.

He bobbed up and down along the shaft continuously, feeling the slickened tip hitting the back of his throat over and over again with every single motion, his hands massaged the balls and Puck moaned out. Looking over Puck's muscular body he could see the man brething in harshly, the muscles becoming detailed and defined as he breathed in from the pure pleasure coursing through his gargantuan cock that was stretching Kurt's mouth wide open.

"FUCK KURT! FUC KGONNA FUCKING CUM!" Puck roared out loud enough the neighbours could've heard, his head flung back against the couch and his hips up high as Kurt sucked, and sucked, and sucked until Puck yelled out an incoherent strain of vowel sounds that vaguely sounded like Kurt's name as his thick cock shot a load of warm white cum straight down Kurt's throat, the younger man gulping it down like water from a tap.

His lips soaked with cum Kurt lifted himself off Puck and wiped the back of his hand over his lips to catch the remnants of jizz on his lips and he slowly moved up to Puck's head to kiss his lips "Kurt... what was that about?" Puck asked blissfully as he kissed Kurt.

"That was about me loving you, even if sometimes you send me up the wall with your attitude... and your outfits... and your lateness"

"OK OK I get it, you love me. I love you too Kurt but I just... I hate knowing that in a few days I'm gonna lose you to the big apple"

Kurt sighed and stood up, taking Puck's hand "Well then you're going to have to make sure the next few days you spend holding me and getting as much of me as you possibly can" Kurt lead the man off the couch and dragged him up to their bedroom.

"You couldn't sleep alone could you?"

"I need my beauty sleep and if I have to suck you off to get it then call me hoover"