A/N: Chapter eleven here. Going to be trying to update twice a week being these chapters are so short. Hope you enjoy. End A/N

As I was walking, ponies were still running at the sight of me. I didn't understand why, but didn't pay too much attentions to it. Eventually I noticed a yellow pony with wings flying around. It noticed me, before flying over to me.

"Oh, are you lost?" She asked in a calm voice.

"Lost? Fosters home for Daemons. What? Who are you?" I replied.

"...Huh? I'm Fluttershy. You must be lost. Do you know where you're from?"

"I'm from that place, in which five years ago, it was still a place."

*Random flashback to random event in past*

"EYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" I stated, looking over at Duston.

"Hey. What's going on?" He proceeded to ask.

"No much yooaaz. Vince be nogin chackin nuggets. And I just took a FUCKING SHIT!"

"That's, nice to know Jakar. Do you know where Klade is? I've been looking for him. He disappeared, something about technical works? I don't know what he's doing, but I haven't seen him in a few hours. Do you have any idea where he's at?" He asked.

"I no knowz. Maybe he discovering magic? Lulz I don't know. I'm gonna go TAKE ANOTHER SHIT!"

"Well, alright. You go do that." He proceeded to walk off. I looked to my left to see Brandy and his friend, Wistun.

"Yooaz." I stated, looking over at them.

"Hey Jakar." Wistun replied.

"Wut be wongz? You seem differenta?" I responded.

"Don't you know? I'm moving soon. My freaking family is divorced, and dad is taking me with him to Ohio, or something. I don't know. This place has suddenly turned into a shit-hole." He replied.

"Shit in a hole? I did that once! Then I ate it."

"Okay...well, I gotta be getting back. Dad's been edgey lately, and if I'm gone for too long, he gets angry. See ya later." Wistun responded, going away.

"Okayzuaiz. What you dooooing Brandy?" I proceeded to ask. He didn't say anything, and just walked away.

"Nothing! Isn't nothing a person? Right, I thought that five years from now. Wait, how do I know that? Wait, I'm a bekaguy. Right. That's a future meme. Eh? I'm confused. I'm gonna go search for KFC."

*End pointless flashback that probably left you all confused and wondering "WTF?"*

"Hello?" Fluttershy said, moving her hoof in front of me.

"Whaaaat?" I asked, looking up for some reason.

"You spaced out. Are you okay? Let me bring you to my place. I may be able to help."

"Kz." Fluttershy proceeded to walk in a direction, me following. Within a few minutes, we arrived at a house. We both walked up to the front door, Fluttershy opening it. We both then walked inside. Inside, animals were everywhere. 'Animals...they taste good. I'll have to have some later.'

"Do you want to eat anything? I can make something for you." Fluttershy stated.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, can I have the animals?"

"*Eep* No! How could you? Wait, do you eat animals? Oh no!"

"Hmm?" I was then picked up by Fluttershy.

"Kcuf eht tahw!?"

"I'm sorry but I can't let you near by animals if you eat them." She replied, going out the door.

"DAMNIT CHICKEN NUGGETS! WHY MCDONALDS WHYYYYYYY?"

She continued to carry me until we arrived at the edge of a forest.

"Here you go, back where you came from." Fluttershy stated, setting me down.

'I came from here? Think Jakar think...right, 6 years in the future FPS Russia has to save the world from aliens, while at the same time Bob Evans has to fight off zombies from a future age. Wait, what?'

"I'm going to go now. You be good." Fluttershy said, flying away. I proceeded to look inside the forest.

'Yeahz! Slendadude. Wait, that's bad.' I looked back at Fluttershy, who was long gone. 'I'll go see what links500 is doing.' I began to head off in the direction of town.

Within a few minutes I arrived. I noticed a white pony, with a blue mane and tail. She was talking to another pony, who I didn't care about. I proceeded to run up to the white pony, grabbing her.

"AHHHH!" She screamed, trying to squirm her way out of my grasp.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled back, causing her to stop. She then looked at me with fear. "You have to listen to me!" I yelled in her face.

"What!? What is it!?" She replied.

"YOU MUST KNOW THIS! ...I dunno I forgot." I then let her go, causing her to run off. 'I'm confused.' I looked around to see ponies staring at me. "Who here wants to go Chuck Norris at my schlang?" I said. No one replied. "For you then." I then walked off.

Within a few minutes, I noticed the library. 'I should not go there.' I proceeded to walk in the opposite direction.

Within another few minutes I arrived at a house with music booming from the inside. "MOSIK." I ran over to the door.

"FUS RO...dah." I said, slowly turning the nob and opening it quietly. I looked inside to see another white pony with a blue mane and tail, except more wilder-like. She had her eyes closed, banging her head back and forth.

'Maybe she knows about the matrix.' I began to walk over to her. I tapped her, and she turned around startled. When she saw me, the music stopped, followed my a look of horror in her eyes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, running into a room and slamming the door.

'Must've seen my ear dick. Wait, I don't have that. I don't even know what the fuck that is.' I then went over to the door, and tried to open it, only to find it was locked.

"...Bum de de dopidy bam-de bum-bum BAM!" I yelled, jumping up and kicking down the door in mid-air. The door through across the room, slamming into the wall.

'Door-kicking skill has gone up +1.' I proceeded to look around the room, to find it was a bedroom. I then noticed that pony again, shivering in fear in the corner.

"Don't hurt me!" She said, fear in her voice.

"You never stole my shoe-strings. I will never hurt you because of that." I replied.

"...Um, what did you say?" She responded, a little calmer.

"Wanna be fag-friends?"

"Uh...if you mean friends, then yeah I guess. But, what are you?"

"I'm a...*Puts on shades* bawss."

"...Um, I guess I'll just call you the boss...then. I guess. That feels a little weird."

"Wait, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEEE MATRIX!?" I suddenly shouted.

"AHH! NO! I don't know what you're talking about! Don't yell like that. You're scaring me enough."

"When the sun shines golden, the Venus light-house will rise again."

"What?"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"I will just leave now."

"That would be great. You scared the living heck out of me, and barged into my house." I then walked out the door.

'What the hell was the point of all this? Oh wait, it doesn't matter. Everything that's happening doesn't even make any sense, at some points. Wait...OH MY FACKING GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! THE TRIANGLE IS ALSO A PYRAMID!' I proceeded to exit the house.

A/N: Chapter eleven over. Hope you enjoyed. Next one should be up in a few days, and remember, still accepting ideas. End A/N