Hullo! I know I keep saying that I'm working on new fics, but I really am! Two of them! They'll be up here eventually... But anyway, here's this one. I'm kind of at a loss with what to do with this fic... I have grown bored with it so I'm trying to wrap it up quickly, so my writing quality will probably go down. But the others are nice! An Akuroku one and a Cleon one. You should check them out when I finally get them up here. :/
Anyway! Enjoy!
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-One week later-
Cloud let out the loudest, most forlorn groan he could muster. "Do you two have to do that here?"
Neither Roxas nor Axel answered, their lips being used for much more important things. Ever since they started dating, the two had been inseparable.
"Ugh. I could ban you from doing that, you know. I am your boss."
No answer.
"Okay, that's it." Cloud strode over to them from his position behind the counter and yanked them apart.
"Hey!" Axel protested, but Cloud hoisted a very dazed and confused Roxas over his shoulder and carried him off to the back room.
"Get to work!" Cloud shouted to the two lovers before closing Roxas in with the supplies and unfinished dresses.
Axel glared and grumbled as he went back to what he was supposed to be doing; putting red "SALE!" tags on a group of dresses that weren't selling well.
Cloud resumed sulking behind the counter, praying to all the gods that Leon would visit him, call him, anything.
"You know, Cloud, you could call him instead of taking out your sexual frustration in the form of a very pissed off blond on us."
"But I don't want to bother him! I told him I would wait, so that's exactly what I'm doing. Why don't you know anything about this? You're Kairi's brother."
"You should know. I've been with Roxas. And it's not like I talk to her that often anyway."
Fucking redhead. Useless bastard. But wait…! "Axel! I have a mission for you."
Axel's eyes widened as he began to understand what Cloud was about to ask him for. "Oh no. You're not making me do that."
Cloud rushed over and tugged at his arm. "Come onnn, Axel! What if I pay you extra for it?"
Axel thought about it, all while Cloud tugged and pouted and pleaded with him. "Fine, fine! I'll do it."
Cloud broke out in a grin and hugged Axel excitedly. "Thank you!" Then he broke away, re-composing himself. "… Never speak of this moment." He gave him a patented death glare to emphasize his point.
Axel chuckled. "Sure thing, boss." He gave him a salute and sauntered out of the store toward Kairi's house.
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Axel peeked up from a bush outside of Kairi's kitchen and looked through the window. The light was on, so that was a good sign. He stretched his neck further and managed to find Kairi sitting at the table with none other than Leon. Both appeared to be talking, and very stressed out. They were slumping in their seats, glaring at the papers spread out on the table in front of them. What were they doing? Taxes? If only he could hear them…
Knock-knock
"Axel?" inquired a surprised Kairi. "What are you doing here?"
"Just visiting," he said, acting casual as he stepped into her home. "What's up little sister?"
"Um… I'm actually pretty busy right now…"
"You're throwing me out already? Jeez, Kai. The first time I visit you in forever and you want me to leave barely after the greeting."
Kairi sighed, knowing her brother had some sort of ulterior motive for being here. "Fine, you can stay for a little while, but don't expect dinner or anything."
He flashed her a toothy grin. "Wouldn't dream of it, sis."
He followed her into the kitchen, not even bothering to feign surprise at seeing Leon there. "Hey Leon. How's it hangin'?"
"…"
"Please, don't get up." Axel rolled his eyes and plopped down in the seat next to him. He drummed his fingers on the table, unsure of what he should say. Cloud misses you? Cloud wants you? Cloud needs to get fucked by you before Roxas and I are forced to murder him?
"So, uh-" he began before getting cut off by the brunet.
"How's Cloud?" he asked, eyes remaining glued to the table.
"He's…" he started, made sure Kairi had left, then dove right in. "He needs you. Badly. He's miserable and worried and making me and Roxy's lives a living hell because of it. I've never seen a guy so sexually frustrated in my life."
Leon winced at the barrage of unpleasant news, but kept his eyes trained on their spot on the table. "Could… could you tell him that I miss him too? And tell him… tell him that I'm trying. I'm trying so hard." He shook his head sadly.
Shit, these guys were both wrecks. He'd have to help them out a bit. "-And you want to see him this weekend?"
Leon perked up a bit at this. "A-and I would like to see him this weekend."
"Saturday, right? Since it's supposed to be such a nice day. Didn't you say you wanted to star gaze with him? So you'll be picking him up at 9 so you two can sit under the stars and talk about everything you need to talk about. Did I get all that correct?"
Leon looked over at him, blinked a couple times, then managed a grateful nod. "Yeah… thanks."
"No problem." Axel patted his shoulder as he stood. "Now where did Kairi get off to?"
"Over here, dearest brother." Kairi rounded the corner back into the kitchen. "Will you be leaving now?"
"Yes, yes." He waved his hand at her dismissively, already heading for the door.
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" Kairi called over her shoulder to her brother. "Actually, do let it. Several times."
"Naw, Kai. We both know that only happens to you." Axel jogged the next few steps out of the house, saving himself from the wrath of the younger redhead.
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"This weekend?! Really??" Cloud's eyes grew wide with excitement. "You. Are amazing."
"I know, I know." Axel grinned smugly, folding his arms across his chest. "Now let me have my Roxy back."
"Sure, sure. He may still be in the dressing room."
Axel's grin morphed into a smirk upon hearing that bit of information. "Guess I'll just have to help him undress then."
As if on cue, Roxas emerged from the dressing room wearing an incredibly short sequin dress. "Cloud, I think we need to take a little more off the waist. There's some extra material here an-" He looked up, expecting to find his brother, but instead got an eye-full of Axel. He let out a startled cry upon seeing the absolutely ravenous look his boyfriend was giving him.
"Well shit, Roxy. I knew you had nice legs, but damn." He bent at the waist, attempting to look up the blond's dress.
Roxas' face went beet red before he narrowed his eyes and stalked toward the redhead with an almost machine-with-artificial-intelligence-gone-crazy-like intent to kill.
"Whoa there, Roxas. Calm down. You really look great in that dress! I-I mean, boys clothes definitely suit you better though, of course. Unless you wanted to look good in the dress because, I mean, wow. You real-AH!" He ducked as Roxas threw a punch at his face.
Axel, feeling cocky from dodging the previous attack, retorted saying, "You should really save all this energy for the bedroom later, don't you think?" Then Roxas landed a blow to Axel's stomach, causing the redhead to double over, coughing.
Roxas nodded at his work, then went back to the dressing room to change.
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Blah blah, getting lamer... Reviews are still much appreciated :D