Hey! thanks so much for the awesome reviews! there were more reviews for this chapter than there ever have been for all of the chapter! so thanks!
I want to send a shoutout to: ocd4twilight and twlighter1995 (for her hilarious long reviews :p)
I also want to dedicate this chapter to the following because without them i would have never been able to come up with the prank: CullenistFanpire, Phantom-writer3739, Kayla, and ShadowsKiss5. thanks so much!
So here is the prank chapter! its the longest chapter that i have ever written so i would hope that i get more reivews :)
Disclaimer: I dont own twilight or any of the characters...
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Chapter 11
I hummed to myself as I got dressed the morning after "forgiving" Edward and Jasper. Emmett was coming to the house today and only Alice and I knew. We were going to surprise Edward and Jasper with him and then sneak out with Rosalie to get started on the prank. I finished doing my hair and walked out into my room where I was greeted by Edward who was sitting on our bed waiting for me.
"Hey beautiful." He said and I sat down on his lap.
"Good morning." I said kissing him gently. We sat like that for awhile until my phone rang. I reached over and picked it up off of the table and returned to Edward's lap before answering it.
"Hey Jake!" I was really excited to hear from him.
"Hi Bells! What's up?"
"Nothing really. I'm just sitting here with Edward. How have you been?"
"Tell Edward I say 'hey' and I'm great! I have some really good news!"
"What is it?" I said smiling hugely. Edward was tracing patters on my marble-like skin and I kissed him again.
"Well Olivia and I are getting married in a month!" I jumped off of Edward's lap and shrieked. Edward chuckled and shook his head.
"Oh my gosh! Jacob!" I yelled into the phone. Jacob was laughing and I imagined that he was holding the phone away from his ear.
"Geez, Bells! I don't think that I can hear out of this ear now." I laughed again.
"I'm so happy for you!" I said finally calming down.
"Thanks! I only wish that I was as excited for you when I found out..." He muttered. I face fell and Edward wrapped his arms around me with a concerned expression.
"Oh Jake, don't think like that. I know what was going through your head and you didn't mean any of it. It's over with anyway."
"I know, Bells, but I still feel bad about putting you through all of that."
"Seriously, Jacob, don't worry about it. That happened and now it's over. But tell me about Olivia's reaction!" We talked for a while and Edward alternated between drawing patterns on my skin with his finger and kissing my neck.
"Ok, well I have to go." I said remembering that Emmett and Rose were going to be showing up soon.
"All right, see you all the wedding. Olivia's sending out the invitations in a few days. Later leech!" he said with a chuckle. I laughed and rolled my eyes.
"Bye mutt!" I said before ending the call.
Edward laughed and held me close to his body. I heard a car pull up into the driveway and Edward looked down at me curiously and I shrugged with an innocent smile on my face. He shook his head and carried me down to the front door.
Alice and Jasper were already there and Alice winked at me as Edward put me down. I smiled back and opened the door as Emmett and Rosalie were getting out of the car.
Alice and I screamed and ran to Rose and gave her a hug while the boys all tackled each other to the ground. Alice and I went over to Emmett and gave him a huge hug after the boys picked themselves up off the ground.
"So what are you guys doing here?" Jasper asked after everyone calmed down.
"Can't we visit our brothers and sisters?" Emmett said with a playful punch to Jaspers shoulder. Edward looked at him suspiciously but smiled when I squeezed his hand reassuringly. I noticed that they had a trailer attached to the back of Emmett's jeep.
"Are you guys moving in?" I asked with an excited expression.
"Oh course! Living on the island was great but we missed all of you!" Rose said. Alice and I smiled hugely and we all helped them move their stuff into their room.
"It look's like our vision is coming true!" I said, helping Alice bring up a huge suitcase.
"I know, all we are missing are Carlisle and Esme, but they are coming soon." I nodded and we finished lugging Rose's clothes into her closet. Rosalie, Alice, and I stood in Emmett and Rose's room once we finished unpacking everything.
"Are you girls ready?" Alice asked with a frightening vampire look on her face. We all laughed and said that we were. We skipped down stairs and to the boys that were watching some baseball game on TV.
"We're going out." I said.
"Where?" Edward asked, getting up.
"We have some shopping to do so we will be out for a while." Alice said quickly.
"Bye!" We all said and kissed our husbands before getting into my car.
"I love this car!" Rosalie said as we drove off to the nearest car dealership.
"Thanks, I love it too!" I pressed the accelerator harder and my car sped up. We finally found a place that sold Volvo's and we got out and looked for an exact copy of Edward's.
"Do you ladies need any assistance?" A sales man asked.
"I would like to buy this car." I said pointing to the car that looked like Edward's.
"Do you need to test drive it or look around it?" He asked and I shook my head. "Ok, well follow me and you can fill out the paper work." We followed him inside and sat down at a desk and I filled out all of the papers.
"Here you go." I said handing him all of the papers. He looked through them all and then signed a few.
"And how would you like to pay for this?"
"In full." I said opening my purse and pulling out a check. I started to fill it out while the man was silent. He stared at me in disbelief as I wrote the check out thirty thousand dollars.
"I… I… um have to get this authorized." He stumbled and then ran off to another room. We all giggled and waited for him to come back. Another man came back with him this time.
"Thank you very much for your purchase." He said and handed me the keys to the new car.
"Thanks." I said and we left. Alice said that she would drive his car to the field while we got the rest of the supplies. Rosalie and I found a hardware store and picked up everything that we needed. I drove to the field where Alice was waiting for us and we brought out the bags.
"Ok, so let's start!" I yelled and dumped out the spray paint, confetti, glue, streamers, and glitter. We all dove in and started spray painting the brand new Volvo.
While the paint was still wet, I threw glitter all over the place so that Edward's car sparkled as much as Edward did. Alice opened the door and smeared glue all over the leather seats and we stuck the confetti all over. Next Rosalie took off the steering wheel and sat on the ground with a screw driver and started taking it a part. Alice and I took the steamers and hung them inside and outside the car. We stood back and looked at our work while Rose put the steering wheel back in and pressed the horn.
We started laughing as "Barbie Girl" by Aqua started playing. I looked at Edward's new car. It was stray painted pink and blue and was sparkling with all of the glitter. There were streamers hanging off the car. I looked inside the car and the inside was just as bad. The leather seats were now painted pink and blue and were covered in confetti and glitter. There were even more streamers inside.
We carefully covered the car and drove back into town. We found what we needed for Jasper's part and headed back to the house.
"We're home!" Alice yelled as we walked into the door. Edward, Emmett, and Jasper all walked to the front of the house laughing. They all walked over to us and gave their wives a hug.
"Hey, love." Edward said wrapping his arms around me. I noticed that Alice and Jasper were doing the same and I winked at Rosalie and Emmett. They smiled and Emmett ran over to Edward and I and grabbed Edwards hands that were behind by back. Rosalie did the same to Jasper and Alice and I tucked out of their grasps and flipped their arms behind them. Emmett pulled out four pairs of vampire proof handcuffs and threw two to Alice and Rose and then handed me one. We clipped them onto their hands and feet and sat them onto the ground.
"Hey!!" Jasper yelled.
"What's all this about?" Edward shouted.
"Well, it all started about a week ago when you threw us into the lake. This is called payback." I said with an evil smile at both of them.
"I thought that the ignoring was the payback." Jasper said struggling against the handcuffs.
"No, dear. You threw me into the disgusting lake with my brand new designer pajamas from Paris that I can never get again. So no, the ignoring was not the payback." Alice said with a menacing look to Jasper.
"So Alice and I called Rose and Emmett and they agreed to help us. We all came up with a prank for you." I nodded at Emmett and he smiled hugely before opening his mouth to talk.
"We are going to set you up in front of a camera and you must tell your most embarrassing story or deepest darkest secret other than being a vampire." Emmett said with an evil smile.
"That's it?" Edward asked.
"Oh no, of course not. It will be posted on the internet." Rose said and pulled out a camera. Alice and I picked up Jasper and Edward and carried them outside.
"Well this is different." Edward said as I carried him down the front steps and around to the side of the house.
"I know. I'm sorry." I told him and kissed him lightly before placing him in a chair beside Jasper. Rose stood in front of them with her camera and turned it on.
"Ok, so who wants to go first?" Rose asked.
"I think Edward does!" Emmett yelled and Edward glared at him.
We all waited for Edward to say something but he kept his lips in a firm line and glared at the camera.
"We have all day, Edward." Emmett said but Edward shook his head and kept his mouth closed.
We waited for a while and were growing impatient. "Ok, let's move onto Jasper." Rose said tapping her foot. Jasper looked at Alice but she looked threateningly at him and he looked back to the camera.
"I don't have an embarrassing moment." He said and then sealed his lips in a tight line.
"We didn't want to have to do this but I guess we will…." I said and Alice and I ran off the yard and away from them.
We ran off the car and were greeted but a tall, sexy vampire that was leaning against the uncovered car. Liza and Zoe, from the massage place, agreed to let us borrow one of their handsome brothers for the prank.
"Alice! Bella!" He said with a slight accent, kissing each of us on the cheek.
"Hi Louis! Thanks so much for agreeing to help us out."
"You're welcome! I enjoy helping you two beautiful women." Alice and I smiled and knew that he was the perfect man to help because he had the looks and the talk.
"All right, let's go. Oh, and remember to block your thoughts." Louis got into the messed up car with me and Alice ran alongside. We all talked until I silenced them as we neared the house.
"Bella, stop the car!" Alice said and I came to a stop and got out.
"Ok, so Louis, you need to wait here until I give the signal or I come and get you. Then you casually show up and pretend like you have no idea what is going on. You are just wondering what all the yelling is about. Then you need to pretend to have feelings for Alice. You can think about whatever you want, as long as you have feelings of love and lust. And same for you Alice." I said looking at her. "Just wait until I call you and then drive the car around."
I smiled hugely and ran around to the other side of the house where Edward and Jasper were struggling to get out of the handcuffs.
"Bella!" Edward said with relief. I smiled apologetically at him and he had a confused look on his face.
"Any progress?" I asked Rose, who was examining her nails as she held the video camera.
"No, they refuse to say anything." I sighed and turned to look at them.
"Ok well since you refuse to say anything, we picked something that you love more than the anything." Edward's face fell and turned whiter than before. "Alice!" I yelled and I heard the purr of the engine and Edward looked at me and turned even paler.
The car came around the corner and Edward fell on to the ground in shock. Emmett and Rose started laughing and helped him back up on the chair.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR? OH MY GOD! IT'S PINK!" Alice beeped the horn and "Barbie Girl" started playing. "WHAT KIND OF SONG IS THAT? MY CAR! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO IT! MY BABY! SHE'S RUINED!" Rose was getting this all on tape and Emmett was rolling on the ground laughing.
"Would you like to see the inside?" Alice said stepping out of the car and opening all of the doors.
"MY CAR IS PINK! WHY? IT WAS A LAKE! THAT WAS IT! YOU DESTROYED MY BABY!" Edward yelled. Rose was now in the car with the camera and then came back out again to get Edward's reaction.
"Would you like to say something now?" Emmett asked and he sat on the hood of the car.
"Get off my car!" Edward said furiously.
"I'll get off when you tell the camera you're deepest darkest secret." Emmett said and he crossed his arms. Edward sighed and looked at me and then into the camera.
"Ok, fine. My deepest secret is when--"Jasper cut him off.
"Edward! Don't cave in like that! It's just a car. You can buy a new one." Jasper said and settled into his chair.
"But it's my car!" Edward whined.
"If you say a word, I'll tell them your secret." Jasper threatened and Edward sealed his lips once more as we all groaned. Alice nodded at me and I smiled evilly back. I concentrated on the vampire in the front yard.
Louis, come now! And remember to block your thought! I nodded at Alice and we waited for him to come.
Emmett, Rose, Alice, and I all stiffened as we saw the newcomer round the corner of the house but relaxed when he put his hands up in front of him.
"Hello!" He said with his accent while Alice stared at him.
"Hi! I'm Alice!" She said running up to him and shaking his hand. Jasper's eyes narrowed as he watched. "This is Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, and Jasper." She said, pointing to each of us and we all smiled and said 'hi' back.
"I was just coming through here when I heard some yelling, and I wanted to make sure that everything was all right…" He said trailing off as he noticed the pink car and the handcuffs.
"Everything would be better if that wasn't my car!" Edward yelled and he struggled out of the handcuffs unsuccessfully.
"Dude, that's your car?" Louis said letting out a low whistle. Edward growled and Jasper looked menacingly at Louis. "Sorry…" He said backing away.
"So where are you from?" Alice asked.
"I live in northern Alaska but I was just passing through here during a hunt."
"Oh, what do you hunt?" She asked with intense interest.
"I'm a vegetarian. But I mostly hunt bears." Alice smiled hugely.
"Have you gotten anything good yet?" They both stared into each other's eyes and their feelings were making me feel like I was going to throw up. Jasper was squirming in his chair and trying to get out of the handcuffs to go kill the guy that was hitting on his wife.
"Not yet, I actually haven't been able to hunt yet." Alice's face lit up.
"We could come with you!" She looked around at everyone and her face feel. "Well I guess not since we have to watch these guys." Rose and I exchanged looks.
"Well how about you two can go hunt and we can watch them." I suggested.
"Just stay close enough so you can come back if anything happens." Rosalie added with a wink.
Alice took Louis' hand and ran off to the woods with him. Their feelings of lust and love were overwhelming and I winced. Alice and Louis were both excellent actors.
"Are you going to do anything?" Jasper yelled.
"I don't see what's wrong… they are just going off into the woods." Emmett said.
"That's the problem! How could you let her go off like that? Did you feel that guys emotions, Bella?" He said wildly.
"Yeah, so?" I replied nonchalantly.
"That's my wife! Do something!" Jasper yelled.
"I'll make a deal. You tell your most embarrassing moment or your darkest secret and I'll go beat that guy up." Emmett said with a shrug. Jasper shook his head but the feelings of love where getting more intense.
"Ok! Ok, I'll do it." Jasper said with a defeated look.
"No way, Jasper! You said not to cave in when they ruined my car. You cannot cave in now." Edward said growling.
"But, Edward, that's my wife." He said pointing to the woods. "That's your car. You can always buy a new one. I can't buy another Alice. So I'm telling."
Edward slumped down in the chair and sighed. "Ok, you go first and then I'll go."
"All right," Jasper said with a deep breath. "I'll tell you my most embarrassing moment. When we were living in France, I acquired some new American friends that had wives that were taking the class with Alice. All of the guys were hanging out and decided to play truth or dare. They made me go streaking down this one street when it was just getting dark. So I ran down the street in nothing at all and received some comments in French but the worst part was when," he shuddered, "an old lady was walking down the same street that I was running down and she slapped me on the butt with her cane and yelled something in French at me. I was glad that I couldn't understand her." Jasper took a big breath and looked at all of us who were laughing so hard that we fell to the ground.
"She slapped you? Oh, man, that's priceless!" Emmett managed to get out through laughs.
"Yes, now go and get Alice."
"Not yet, Edward still has to go!" Rosalie yelled and she focused the camera on him. Edward rolled his eyes and sat straighter up in the chair.
"Ok, well in my freshman year of high school, I was hanging out with my friend and his sister had some of her friends over. His doorbell rang and he left me alone in his basement. I didn't know that his sister and his friends were in the other room while he went to answer the door. All five of them ran out and tackled me to the ground. They dragged me into another room and dressed me up like a girl. They did my hair and makeup and then undressed me to put a dress on me. They pulled down my pants and then they all started laughing because I was wearing 'Hello Kitty' boxers. They put heels on me and then just as they finished the guy's mom opened the door and asked if anyone needed snacks. She looked horrified as she saw me on the ground dressed as a woman but she didn't say anything and closed the door. They took all of my clothes and made me go out to find my friend. Let's just say he never looked at me in quite the same way." Edward finished and we all stood there speechless. I let out a giggle and then we all were laughing so hard that it hurt.
"'Hello Kitty' boxers?" Rose yelled and we all fell to the ground laughing again.
"Yes, ok now can you release us?" Edward asked looking around for some help.
"In one moment." Rosalie said and darted into the house with Emmett.
"What's she doing?" Jasper asked.
"Posting it on the internet." I said and sat down on the ground in front of them.
"What?!" Edward yelled.
"She wouldn't!" Jaspers shouted.
"Oh, I already did!" Rose said skipping out to us with Emmett at her side.
"Before we let you go, you must promise not to try to get revenge and you may not under any circumstances take that video off the internet." Emmett said with a threatening look.
They both sighed and nodded in agreement.
"Alice!" I yelled. The pixie was at my side in less than a second with Louis next to her.
"Alice…" Jasper said in relief.
"Now, Jasper, you must know that we asked Louis to do this for us. He doesn't in anyway have feelings for Alice and Alice only loves you. They both thought of something that they loved so that you would get jealous." Jasper's jaw dropped. "Do not kill him." I warned. "And, Edward, this isn't really your car. Yours is in the garage." Edward's face washed over in relief.
"So we are going to let you go now." Alice and I both checked the future and decided that it was safe to let them out of the handcuffs. We uncuffed them and they stood up and stretched out. Edward wrapped his arms around me.
"I didn't think that you had it in you." I smiled and kissed his lips again.
"Sorry about that." I whispered and his eyes told me that I was forgiven.
"My sister's are expecting me home soon, so I am going to leave."Louis said.
"Thanks for helping!" Alice and I said with a wink before he ran off.
"So you bought a brand new car and then messed it up?" Edward asked and he reached for my hand and led to towards the garage.
"Yeah, it was pretty good wasn't it?" I said with a chuckle.
"Yes it was, love, but you were wrong about one thing." I stopped walking and looked him in the eyes.
"And what would that be?"
"You said that you picked something that I loved more than anything." I nodded at him. "But I love you more than anything and yet you still picked my car."
"Well I certainly wasn't going to spray paint myself and throw glitter all over me." I said laughing.
"That's a good point. I'm just glad that it's over now. I can't believe that my most embarrassing story is on the internet now…"
I giggled. "And now the whole world knows that you wear 'Hello Kitty' boxers!" I yelled before taking off to the garage.
"I don't wear them anymore!" He shouted as he ran after me laughing.
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