Blind as a Bat
Karin and…
A/N: Spoiler warning!
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A slender hand reached up, peeling a pair of slim black glasses from her face. Slowly, she sauntered over to him, making sure to sway her hips just right and catch his attention. Carefully, like a cat, she slipped an arm around his elbow and curled close to him. Gazing up at him with smoldering rose-red eyes, black lashes darkening them, she purred softly and said, "Hey, Sasuke-kun, is there something I can do for you right now? Anything?" Her fingertips brushed against his hair, pulling it over his ear, and crept in for a taste. Suddenly the lights turned on.
"What the heck are you doing, Karin?! Do I look like Sasuke to you?!?! Get out of my room!!"
With the lights blinding her already unfocused eyes, Karin realized, to her horror, just who she was cuddling…and it wasn't Sasuke. To her all she needed to see was a flash of white hair, an annoying voice and that god-awful smell of fish water. Leaping to her feet, she raced out of the room and slammed the door behind her. As she fled back to her own room, that weasel voice behind her shouted, "Hey, bat-girl, you forgot your eyes!!"
Darn you, Suigetsu, she muttered, grabbing a spare pair from her night table. Slamming her door shut, she marched into her bathroom to wash whatever terrible fishy smell might have gotten on her. God, I need some contacts!