Mira's Evil Scheme: Open Mic Night Chapter 11: Just trolling with ya!, a fairy tail fanfic

A/N: Sorry about the last chapter... I had to post it for VampyreEmoHunter. Haha... Long story. Anyway, if you guys were expecting the mystery person to perform, you'll have to wait a little longer XD I'm trolling just like the one and only Hiro-Shima XDDD

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail of the song. Fairy tail belongs to the Troll-shima and the song belongs to Justin Timberlake

Date- February 12. Time- 8:43a.m.

"Ughh…" Mira groaned, holding her throbbing head as she walked to the Fairy Tail guild. She was feeling incredibly sick, but as the barmaid, she didn't want to disappoint. It was a couple days until Valentines day and she still hadn't thought up an idea. Mira huffed at the thought. Why was everyone so upset when she does something for Valentines day? She's doing it for their own sakes, for free! If anything, they should be thanking her!

'But I still don't have a clue what I can do…' Mira thought sadly. She sighed as she came up to the doors of Fairy Tail. Opening them slowly, she could only gap at the scene in front of her. Gajeel and Levy were making out in one of the corners, Erza was pouring booze on top of her Cheesecake, gobbling down the cake faster than usual with Cana cheering her on. Mira turned her attention to her brother, who was for some reason here earlier than she was, in a coconut bra and a grass skirt dancing along with Master Makarov, who was also in the same attire.

"If you were a real man you would wear a grass skirt and dance with us!" He roared, dancing faster with Makarov. Mira sweat dropped at the scene. It's not even 9 and everyone's gone loopy on her. Trying to push all the antics around her to the side, she walked to the bar and started taking orders. That's when she noticed something. Gray, Natsu, Lucy and Happy were nowhere to be seen. Neither was Laxus… It wouldn't usually be a big deal to her, but Freed, Bixlow, and Evergreen were here, and Freed would always be with Laxus, so where was Laxus?

"Hey sexy lady," a voice, a very sexy voice in Mira's opinion, said. Mira turned to the person and smiled, "Hi Freed!"

Freed smiled and took a seat, "Could I have something cold to drink?" Mira nodded and left into the kitchen, coming back out with a glass of water with a ton of ice cubes.

"Hey Freed," Mira started, handing Freed his drink, "Have you noticed anything unusual?"

Freed tilted his head, "What do you mean?"

Mira sighed and pointed to all the randomness, "See, it's not even 9 yet and everyone's gotten high."

On that note, Freed looked around the guild, watching everyone's unusual antics, "Isn't this how everyone usual acts."

Mira sighed and gave the question up, "Forget it. Where's Laxus?" Freed was about to reply, when all the lights went off, reappearing on the curtains on the stage. The curtains opened, surprising most of the guild. On the stage, Gray was holding a microphone, smirking devilishly. It was kinda hot… He was wearing a button up black and blue shirt with black jeans. "What is he doing up there…" Mira asked silently.

Freed shrugged, "Who knows."

Gray frowned and looked around the stage for a moment, "Wait… bro! Come out already!"

"Since how long has Gray been calling people bro?" Freed asked. This time it was Mira's turn to shrug.

"Shut your face I'm coming out!" A voice said. Freed's eyes widen at the voice and Mira giggled. Well this is going to be interesting.

Laxus was soon on the stage, wearing something similar to Gray, but different colors. He was wearing a black and yellow button shirt with black jeans. And just like Gray, he smirked.

"Has someone been passing out the cactus juice?" Mira asked.

Freed raised a brow at Mira, "Cactus juice? Why cactus juice? Is that even a thing?"

"I don't know… It could be." Freed chuckled and pulled Mira over to him, "I like that about you…"

Before Mira could say anything out, Gray started talking, "Hit it Natsu!" The guilds eyes went from the two mages on stage, to the pinkette at the back of the guild, smirking along the two boys while holding Lucy's hand. He then hit a box, and music started playing. Gray looked around the guild for a moment, smiling wickedly as he found the person he was looking for; Juvia. Walking down the stairs, he smirked at Juvia as she blushed at him. And that's were it started. (A/N: Giheehee…. Ok So italics are Gray, Bold is Laxus, Underline (If I decided to actually go along with it) Is Natsu, And underline and bold is Natsu and Laxus.:P)

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

By now, everyone was dancing and letting lose. Though a thought lingered in Erza's mind, "Hey Cana?"

"What's up?"

"What exactly is twerking?"

Cana stayed silent for a moment and shrugged, "I don't know but it sounds interesting."

Get your sexy on X7
Go ahead, be gone with it X6

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

Take 'em to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the chorus

I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

And with that, Gray picked up the blushing bluenette bridal style and walked out the guild smirking. One could only imagine what he would do… Mira started squealing with joy and out of excitement, or everything going on in the guild, kissed Freed fully on the lips.

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're twerking with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

At the end, Laxus ripped his shirt open, earning him approving shouts. Natsu laughed and glomped Lucy. And then all of a sudden, the guild exploded…

Date- February 12. Time: 3:58a.m.

Mira woke up with cold sweat on her forehead, breathing heavy while in the sitting position. She looked around the place, seeing that she was under blankets and on a bed. She was in her room. "It… it was just a dream?" She thought it over for a moment and nodded. She smiled at the dream and lied back down on her bed. "Singing for a special someone, huh?" She said as she snuggled up in her blankets. Smirking, she whispered, "The guild won't see it coming…"

So if you didn't get it, all that was just Mira's dream :P Its how she got the idea for the whole Open Mic Night. Oh and the cactus juice thing was a refernce to an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Sometime during Cana's performance thingy, I asked my friend for a suggestion for Gray to sing and she said this XD Just because he strips a lot. Review please and stay guapo people of this place! Stay tune for the last chapter...
~Guapo Zombies