Pokemon: Truth or Dare: Chapter Ten:Prolouge (Episode 0 of season 2)
All the authors, Snorlax, Pheonix, Fluffy, and Zoroark are sitting around a U-shaped table. At one end of the room, their is a flat-screen TV mounted on the wall next to a door. On the other wall there is a large window looking down at the city below. At the head of the table is me. Just as a refresher, I'm a silver lucario that can use the force. "Okay. We are gathered here today to discuss what chapter 10 will be like. I mean seriously. This fic is now entering season two. Any ideas anyone?", I say officially. "How about we have a sword fight each chapter.", Sora suggests. "Sora. I think that already happens. Or at least there is some kind of fight...", Snorlax says as he drifts off to sleep. "Any more suggestions?", I ask. "How about we make this fic rated M instead of T?", Zoroark suggests. "Naw. We'd loose ratings." "How about we add more plot." "And find out whos been forcing robots to fight you!", Demon and Swampy suggest. "Whaddya think?", I say. "That sounds great!", Player says. "WOOOOO! EPICNESS!", Reader and Mutant scream. "Calm down!", llama says harshly. "Sorry..." "What about you Pheonix?" "As long as I can still have Togepi omletts, I'm fine." "Well I guess it's obvious. We're going with Demon and Swampys idea!", I say. "YAAAAAAAY!", everyone cheers. "Alright. Now go get some rest. Next chapter starts soon. Be ready."
Pokemon: Truth Or Dare: Chapter 10 (Episode 1 of season 2)
"En Garde!", I yell. I'm holding a lightsaber. In front of me are Sigma (main villain of the Megaman X series) and Searchman, a bulky robot with two heads that never stop arguing. I slice at Searchman, and he disintagrates. Sigma, is a little different. He also has a lightsaber, but after ten minutes of hacking and slashing, he explodes. Everyone then enters the room, oblivious to what just happened. "Ready?", I ask. 'Ready.", everyone replies.
"First dares are from ffgtfgtr!"
Snorlax: You're now the ball that drops in Times Square each new year. Oh, look, it's 5 minutes until midnight on 12-31. Let's see what's on TV...
Charizard: Cheat on Luxray (not a good idea, with Luxray's type advantage...)
Mewtwo: Break dance. If the authors/judges give you a score of high than 8 of 10, you live.
Skitty: Get attacked by Nazi zombies.
Suicune: Go fight Master Hand from Super Smash Bros.
All pokemon: DDR tournament! You lose, you die. If you want, make it like March Madness with the brackets and everything.
"Hey everyone! I just realized that this new studio is above Times Square! And they're about to drop Snorlax since they couldn't find the actual ball!" "YAAAY!", we all cry.
(five minutes later at the ball drop)
"CURSE YOU NAMELESS!", Snorlax screams as hes dropped to his death, then teleported back and revived with lethal injections that revive the dead.
"Now Charizard has to cheat on Luxray!" "(beeep!) Nameless. NO!", He screams as he faces my new punishment... Chuck Norris, and dies. Sora then revives him.
"Now Mewtwo has to break dance!"
He starts to break dance, but before he starts dancing I slip something into Players water. He dances, it's epic and we (as in Sora, Player, The Yellow devil from Megaman 1, and I) score him. "THAT WAS EPIC! 9/10!", I say. "I agree with Nameless. 10/10. Perfect score.", sora says."Thanks guys.", Mewtow says. "What about you Player?" Player is knocked out, but in his sleep he mumbles the word ten. "And finally. Yellow Devils descision." "Bumo. Bume Bume Bumo. Bumo Bumo Bumomo.", YD replies. "Thanks, YD. Your words meant the most to me. And thanks for the 10!"
Suddenly, Nazi Zombies crash through the wall and Skitty beats them with a baseball bat that I left on the floor. "TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ZMBIES! MWA HAHAHA!", Skitty says evily. "CALM DOWN!", Sora and llama yell at her. "Sorry..." "WHO KEEPS ATTACKING US!?", I scream.
The screen on the wall then turns on, and the Kool-Aid man appears. "Hello, Nameless. It has been a long time. I have seen you since you killed my mentor, Ash Ketchum, and his Nazi army." "WAIT! Ash was a Nazi?", Sora asks in a confused tone. "Yeah. Why do you think I hated him so much?, Pikachu says. ... (Silence)... "Anyways. You have beaten my minions so far. But lets see how you handle my next and strongest minion!", Kool-Aid man says evily as he presses a button on his bowl. The screen then turns off and Master Hand crashes through the ceiling. "HOLY CRAP!", Buneary screams as she and dexoys faint. Pikachu runs over to Buneary and gives her mouth-to-mouth while Latias does the same for Deoxys. "I'll stop him!", Entie cries! He jumps at Master Hand but ends up hitting the wall instead and faints. "Entie. Too cocky.", Suicune says as he jumps and mauls Master Hand to death. Master Hand then explodes into confetti.
"That was weird.", I say with a confused look on my face. "Yeah.", Player replies. "Anyways. Now the Pokemon have to have a DDR tournament!" "Hey! Thats my line!", I protest. They have the tournament and Mewtwo pwns all the others. He then gets a trophy.
" 'Kay. Next dares are from Sora."
I would like to thank player for his sympathy so I'm gonna give him a million dollars *hands him a million dollars* Oh my ToD fanfic is being relocated so those anonmous reviewers, review that crappy Kingdom Hearts one shot on my profile. Buneary: Turn green Togepi: dodge a bullet that nameless will fire Latios and Latias: switch colors. Blastoise: Freeze Mars Totodile: make clones of yourself Gyarados: Turn red because I like you read vs. blue Mewtwo: become Lexaeus from KH2FM (look it up on youtube) Shaymin: hotwire a car Zoroak: Rob a bank Chikorita: Steal a train Ampharos: Fly a plane Mew: blow up a bomb factor Palkia: Who's your love interest
Enough rambling dares:
Pheonix: Revive Sirius Black from Harry Potter
(Before I start Soras dares, I'd like to point out that Gyarados and Fluffy are shiny gyarados)"I'M FREAKIN RICH!", Player screams as Pheonix revives Sirius Black. "I'm alive. I'M FREAKIN ALIVE!", Sirius says as he starts to kiss the ground at my feet. "AH! CRAZY WIZARD! LEAVE OR FACE MY HADUKEN!" "Eeep!", he scrwams as he turns into a dog and runs away.
"Now Buneary has to turn green!" "Okay!", She replies as she replaces all the lightbulbs in the studio with eco-friendly lightbulbs. "Uh. Buneary. I don't think thats the type of green he meant.", Pikachu says. "Aw Shuddup you.", Buneary replies as she kisses him on the cheek. "Hummina. Humma hum hummina.", Pikachu mumbles before he blacks out.
"HAHAHA!", Togepi laughs." Aw Shuddup you.", I say to the egg pokemon. "You aren't gonna kiss me. Are you?", Togepi asks. "No. But I will shoot you.", I sayas I pull out a pistol and shoot Togepi. Player then revives her with a Max Revive.
"OH MY GOSH! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!", Latios screams as he sees that he and his siter switched colors. He then goes over to a corner and cries about it.
"Now Blastoise has to freeze mars!" "Are you kiddin me!? Thats impossible!", He screams as he gets beaten up by Chuck Norris.
Totodile then starts fooling around with my Control panel (2.0) and ends up pressing a button that makes dozens of clones of him. "This is great!", He cries. "Yeah. To bad they will only obey me.", I say, smirking. "Crap!"
Suddenly, Lexaeus from Kingdom Hearts 2 Final mix crashes through the wall and is slaughtered by Mewtwos lightsaber. "Whered you get a lightsaber?", Reader asks. "Nameless let me borrow it." " I highly doubt that but okay."
Suddenly, a porche crashes through the roof and Shaymin hotwires it and drives through the window. "SO LONG SUCKERS!", She screams as she goes through the window. "WEEE!" "Realize that we're on the 25th floor of the studio, right?", Swampy asks. "Don't worry. She'll live.", Mutant replies. " I hope. I could get sued if she dies in a heavily populated area!", I say with a worried look on my face.
(with Shaymin.)
The car is still falling, but little did I know that a parachute deployed when the car was passing by the 20th floor. "Oooh! What does this button do?", Shaym,in asks as she presses a button with the Batman symbol on it. The car then turns into the Batmobile. ".EVER!", Shaymin says as she presses another button and it sprouts then flies away into the sunset.
(Back on the 25th floor of the studio)
I look with a confused look on my face. "Great. Now Shaymins gone. How are we going to torture her now?" "Nameless. Remember that button you used to always press?", Sora asks. "Oh yeah!", I say as I press the butto and teleport Shaymin and the Batmobile back to the studio. I then force her to fix the window. Zoroark, Chikorita, Ampharos, and Mew then realize that Shaymin left the car running and they hijack the car and fly to the streey below.
(With the four bat-mobile stealing Pokemon after a bank robbery that Zoroark commited)
"Zor! Can't you make this thing go any faster?!" "I'm trying!" "Well hurry! The police are onto us!" Sirens then start to blare. They sharply turn onto 42nd street and Park avenue, still in hot pursuit. They then merge right through the doors of Grand Central terminal. They keep on driving until they crash into a wall. They hop out and run to the nearest platform. Unluckily for them, the police are now after them on foot. They keep on running on the platform until they come to a European high speed train. "Come on guys! After me!", Ampharos says as they all board the train. "Amphy. We're aboard. But what now?" "DISCHARGE!", Ampharos yells as she shocks the controls. The train starts to move. They leave the station, and the police, and keep on going. They go faster and faster and faster until the train reaches a speed of 381mph. Ampharos stops her discharge as she is certain the train won't stop. Chikorita then takes over the controls. They relax. Little do they know that they are being spied on.
(Back at the studio)
"Nameless! That spy cam you bought is great! But when will they be able to finish the other dares I gave them?" "Probably soon.", I say. "Now Palkia. Who do you love!" "No one. All love ever brought me was sorrow." Palkia then starts to cry. " Uh, Palkia. Are you okay?", Mewtwo asks. "(sniffle) No!" She and Mewtwo then snuggle.
"Next dares are from raynetay!", I say as a bomb factory explodes in the distance.
hey can i join snorlax;eat the ghost pepper
i can help you revive people
im a golden mismagius
anybody;cook something from the acid lake
"Sure you can join!", I say as he teleports in. Ampharos, Zoroark, Chikorita, and Mew then crash a small airplane into the building. I then force Deoxys to fix all the damage. "Uh-Hey Nameless.", raynetay says. "Hey ray!"
I then go to the acid lake and cook a stuffed ghost pepper, which I force Snorlax to eat. It then turns him into a ghost. "Ooooooooh. Name-less. I hope this wheres off by the time you start the next daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares." "Hmph. What. Ever.", I say.
"The next dares are from Ruby."
Charizard and Dragonite, team up and battle the Storm Dragon and Skull Dragon from Final Fantasy.
Mew, go dance like Mog the Moogle (more Final Fantasy there).
Put Togepi in a snow cone and feed her to Snorlax.
Arceus, get tossed into a pack of wolves.
Chatot, fry like a thanksgiving turkey. Everyone dig in!
Eevee, evolve into Leafeon and battle Chikorita.
Nameless, why do you dislike Togepi so much? Just wondering. Oh, and give Togepi a good kick for me (into some quick sand).
Suddenly, Storm Dragon and Skull Dragon appear and get pwned by Charizard and Dragonite as Mew dances like Mog the moggle.
"Next dare is for Togepi. Hey! Where is she!?" Snorlax then opens up the freezer and takes a now frozen togepi out of it and makes a snowcone out of her and eats her. Ray then revives her.
Arceus then falls out the back window and lands in a dark alley filled with wolves. She gets killed by the wolves, then eaten and revived by Sora.
Suddenly I... sneeze on Chatot. Chatot then burns, because whenever I sneeze, I sneeze fire. Chatot then burns some more and falls out the back window and faces the same fate Arceues did, before being revived, unwillingly, by me.
"Now Eevee (who is now a Leafeon for the rest of the chapter) has to fight Chikorita!" They start their fight and crash through the window. They keep on fighting in mid air and land on the matress mobile. They jump of into a passing Taxi, which just so happens to be the Cash Cab and they answer all the questions correctly and become rich. I then teleprt them back here before they can claim their money. I then kill Togepi with a flamethrower. "It. BUUUUURNS!", She cries as she dies. Sora then revives her. "Nameless. Why do you hate Togepi so much. What did she ever do to you." "Well seeing your question. I need a flashback." "But I just asked a simple question." "I DEMAND A FLASHBACK!"
(Flashback to a long long time ago to a galaxy far far away)
"Nameless! The evil sub-mastermind Darth Togepi has boarded our ship! What should we do!", a random person asks. "The only thing I do best. Use my lightsaber to kill the darn thing!" Togepi then comes in with a Darth Maul like lightsaber. I use my teleporting poweres to transfer it from her hands to mine and decapitate her. I then kick her out into the vast vacuum of space where she explodes, and is then revived and wiped of her memories by General Grievous.
(End Flashback)
Everyone is silent. "What. Thats exactly what happened!", I say. Everyone is still silent. "Aw screw it. Next dares are from Mutant!"
kay, here are some:
Togepi: Fight against one Of those boxing training things.
Ampharos: use Flash and cause Sora to go temporarily blind.
Sora: Whilst blinded, you must go through a twisty hallway with spike-covered walls. And if you can't do it in 3 minutes, it floods with poisonous gas.
Zoroark: Have a bark collar put on. If you say anything, BZZAP!
Chatot: Just annoy the heck out of everybody.
Pichu: Fight a Samba Cactus (Something I made up, picture a cactus with two "arms" that hold maracas, wearing a sombrero, and having three circular holes for eyes and a mouth. All it does is shake back and forth unless you get near it, in which it hits you with it's maracas).
Me: Get turned into (poisonous) octopus sushi.
Luxray: Jump off a cliff into a pit of instant death spikes!
Togepi is beat up by Chuck Norris while Ampharos blinds Sora. He then goes through my spike maze and 2 minutes and 59 seconds later, comes ou tunscaved. He then gets his vision back. "Wow! You didn't even touch a spike!", I say as I put a shock collar on Zoroark. I then send him to a vet so he can have a bunch of painful vacinations.
"That was funny.", I say. "That was funny.", Chatot mimics. "Want me to handle this?", Sora asks. "Want me to handle this?", Chatot mimics. "No thanks. HADUKEN." "No thanks. O crap.", Chatot says as she dies. Pheonix then revives her.
Samba Cactus then appears and challenges Pichu to a fight. Mariachi music starts as the two fight. Samba beats Pichu with his maracas and teleports out. I then heal Pichu, who has two broken legs, a missing ear, and a black eye, with a magical potion that I found on the floor.
Mutant and Luxray then fight Chuck Norris and beat him with his weakness, Kryptonite.
" Hm. Oh. Next dares are from QuilivaChristian."
Hi have u ever read soras then u will remember the QUILIVACHRISTIAN ADD ME here are the dares learn hyper beam :) evolve me venasaur so i can beat brock on pokemon heart gold rioulu turn male and DIE! EVERY CHAPTER I HATE U MWUHAHAHA FOREVER! flygon,dragonair,andabsol thats all update
Quilava Christian, who I'll abreviate to QC, then teleports in. "Hey QC." "Hey Nameless.
Skitty then learns hyper beam and tries to kill me but fails since I know protect.
Vulpix then evolves into Ninetails and will stay that way until next chapter.
QC then takes Venesaur and kick the crap out of Brock as Charizard and Luxray start to make out for no reason at all.
Suddenly, Chatot turns male and dies via stroke. (from now on, Chatot will somehow die for the rest of the story) Riolu also dies,but via AK-47 instead of stroke. They are then revived by me.
"NEXT DARES ARE FROM PLAYER!", I say loudly. Everyone then stares at me.
Screw the rules. I have money!? I see a Yugioh reference! Fluffy: Do you wanna kill Nameless for giving you such a ridiculous nickname? Deoxys: FIGHT. A. GIANT. CHICKEN! Vulpix and Riolu: Fight to the death. Venesaur and Snorlax: Have a destroying contest... in NYC! Mewtwo and Mew: Have an epic battle like in the first movie, except kill Red instead of Ash this time.
Anyways...
Nameless: Since you used the phrase above last chapter, you must use a Yugioh phrase at least once a chapter for the next 5 chapters.
"Oh Player!", I say in a sing-song voice. "What.", He says grumpily. My voice then becomes lower. I then tell Player two words. "7 Days.", I tell him. A paper-mache Earth then explodes.
"Hey Fluffy. Wanna kill Nameless for giving you such an absurb name?" "No. He is the only person who didn't threaten to kill me as a young Magikarp." "Oh. Wow. I never knew.", Player replies. Deoxys then goes down to the street below and fights a giant chicken. It seems like the chicken will win, but only until Deoxys pulls out his microwaving machine, and turns the giant chicken into a giant fried chicken. He then eats the chicken whole and gains 500lbs.
Vulpix and Riolu then go face Chuck Norris and loose. They do not want to fight, because they are friends, which is weird because most friends on this show fight to the death for the heck of it.
Venesaur and Snorlax then go to the city below and take a subway to the Bronx, which they destroy. Arceus then restores it as they come back.
Mewtwo and Mew then have an epic battle and turn Red from pokemon Red/Blue//Gold/Silver/Crystal to stone. They then call it a draw and help me smash him to bits. We then spread the rock over the city. "Nameless. Why did you kill Red?", Player asks. "Because Red is basicly Ash, just not as idiotic. "Oh."
"The final dares from this chapter come from Cheese222."
Hello again.
Dare: Nameless has to fight another Nameless
Dare: Mewtwo vs. Mew to the death
Dare: Chatot is cooked and eaten by Snorlax
Dare: Togepi vs. the Elite Four
Dare: Darkrai-put Snorlax (since he sleeps a lot) into nightmares whenever he falls asleep
Dare: Vulpix evolves into Ninetales and Luxray has to grab a tail.
P.S. I said that Darkrai had to fight Giratina...Oh well
Dare: DARKRAI vs. Giratina to the death
Suddenly, my evil alter ego, Nazi Nameless, teleports in. We pull ou our lightsabers and fight each others. We hack and slash at each other until I decide to just haduken him to death and win. But then, Nazi Nameless' remains form into Kool Aid Man. "Mwa HaHaHa. Nameless. Prepare to die!", He pulls out a lightsaber of his own and we fight. A few minutes later, I have him by a now broken window that I threaten to push him through, but he just grins and throws a smoke ball on the ground. While smoke is lingering in the air, he teleports away. "I WILL BEAT YOU SOMEDAY!", I scream. I then calm down.
Mewtwo and Mew then skip the next dare, because they already fought this chapter. The dohelp cook up some Chatot stew, though, and feed it to Snorlax. I then revive Chatot.
"Now Togepi has to fight the Elite Four... of ALL the regions." She teleports away, and a few minutes later her corpse arrives pack in a box. Sora then revives her.
Darkrai then puts Snorlax, who is now sleeping like a baby, into a nightmare. I can tell he's in a nightmare, because he starts moaning about how he doesn't wan't his buffet taken away. I then awake him with a Lunar Wing.
Darkrai and Giratina then fight. Darkrai tries to put Giratina to sleep, but Giratina blocks those attacks. He then goes into Origin form and chokes Darkrai to death. I then revive Darkrai with the revive gun.
"Well I guess thats it for this chapter.", I say. "Yeah,Nameless. Can you believe it. Season Two. .TWO.", Player says. "Calm down, Player." "Sorry. Got a little out of hand..."
"Well this THE END. For chapter 10 anyways. See ya next week, folks!", I say. The screen then fades to black.
Season 2. Can you believe it? I can. Also, if you didn't notice, the new studio is in New York City. Why? Because I like New York.