Notice to anyone reading Peanutbutter, Jelly & Whipped Cream: It is completly rewritten, and is posted. It is still on hold though.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Haruka is mine though.

HE Took HER! And WE Want HER Back!

Chapter 11

-Haruka's POV-

Warmth. Why do I feel it? Wasn't I out dying in the snow a little while ago? Maybe I died... But why would I be warm. Is there some kind of afterlife? Itachi always said there was nothing...Why would I believe him though?

Something touches my forehead. My eyes snap open. I stare up. I'm not dead. Itachi stares at me coldly and walks away. I'm confused. He saved me after he left me to die? I sigh. When hasn't Itachi NOT confuse me. His motives are unknown and he only does things if their in his interest. And me living is in his interest. I try to sit up, and fall into something, soft?

I look down and let out an insane giggle. I'm in a bed. The giggle turn into uncontrollable laughter, causing me a lot of pain, but for some reason this just seems hilarious to me. I continue to laugh, even after I noticed Itachi in the door way staring at me confused. I confused him once, and that just made this seem funnier. Tears are now rolling down me face as I'm laughing. I think there is something wrong with me.

Itachi walks over and puts his hand on my head. I continue laughing. I can't figure out what exactly is funny about this. I think I'm finally snapping. All of the abuse, the being forced to kill, the near death expirences, I don't think I'm sane anymore. I laugh even harder.

-Itachi's POV-

I put my hand on Haruka's forehead, and she finally awakened after 2 days. She looks different though. The look in her eyes as she just stares at me. It is so strange. I walk out of the room, without a word. The stare was somewhat distilling. I hear a giggle and some laughter. What is she doing?

I return to my room and stand at the doorway. Haruka, she's just laying there laughing. I quickly scan the room, trying to figure out why she is laughing. She sees me and then begins laughing more. What is wrong with her? I stare at her, waiting for her to stop. She doesn't. I get closer and put my hand on her forehead, checking for a fever. She doesn't have one. She laughs more and more and more. Why is she doing this? This isn't normal.

I shake her, lightly. "Haruka, stop laughing." I said, softly. She continues, the laughing gets worse and worse. Even when absolutely nothing is happening. Shaking, bribery, even slapping don't make an impact on it. I knock her out. There is nothing else I can do. I get out a messenger bird, requesting the Akatsuki medic. Maybe she has some disease. I doubt that though, but I should have her checked out. Maybe when she wakes up she'll be fine.

The barrier around the yard flickers and in the distance I see Kakashi and Sasuke launching projectiles at the barrier. Just what I need now.

-Pein's POV-

I read a note from Itachi. And am confused.

Leader-sama,

I can understand if you do not comply with my request, seeing it is strange, but either way I am making a request. Please send one of our medics to the house I am staying at. Haruka, my daughter, is not injured severly, but is exhibiting some odd behavior that I wish to be checked out. It might have been a one time episode, but it was strange, and slightly frightening.

-Itachi

What kind of behavior could he be talking about? What did his daughter do? Only one way to find out. I call the medic, and send her to Itachi's 'house'. Handing her the note to return as proof that the Akatsuki sent her.

-Sasuke's POV-

"This is not working." I said, sitting down, next to Kakashi, now out of projectiles. He had stopped a while ago, saving some of his weapons; he understood on the fifth throw that this would do nothing, but I'm more stubborn. And weaponless.

"No." He replied, in a shocked tone, obviously sarcastic.

"Did you two seriously think that would work? This barrier is stronger then the other, and this wouldn't have worked on the other," a voice called from above, and I say Itachi sitting on a frozen tree branch.

"Give us Haruka." I snarled, reaching for a kunai to throw at him, but realize I have none.

"Not the best time. I am waiting for a medic to possibly come. Haruka isn't exactly all right today."

"What did you do to her you monster?" I demanded, enraged. Kakashi, who was attempting to stay calm, tensed.

"It isn't exactly for a physical injury. I healed the two kunai wounds while she was sleeping. And it isn't because of hypothermia either. Her tempature is normal again. It was probably nothing anyway. I just want to be sure."

"Sure of what? What do think was possibly wrong with her?" Kakashi asked, raising his headband, extremly wary of something.

"Probably going insane. It is my best guess. The only way I could explain her uncontrollable laughter over absolutely nothing. That or she was 'slap 'happy'. Or whatever that is called."

"WHAT!?" Kakashi and I shout. Haruka insane... Actually isn't that surprising with Itachi around and it is surprising she wasn't insane before. But still, not Haruka.

"Just a guess. Or that is just how she decided to react to what she thought was certain death and still living. Being slap happy is extremely doubtable. Now I must leave, in case she wakes up and does something regret able." He hopped away. Kakashi threw a kunai, Itachi flings it back. She can't...she can't be insane. Please don't let her be insane.

-Haruka's POV-

I my eyes flutter open, and I grin.

"Don't you start laughing again." Itachi got up from a chair and got infront of me. I giggle. I can't help it. He whacks me on the head. It hurts, and I giggle a little more. Why? Pain isn't suppose to be funny.

"Haruka, stop." he muttered softly, and I burst out into another fit of laughter. He sits there and just stares at me. Looking at what he created.