AvatarCat11: I'm starting up with another chapter of 10 Ways To Annoy Animal Farm's Creatures once again! And as usual, I'm gonna make this chapter short yet funny!
Disclaimer: I don't own Animal Farm. The only one who will ever own it is Geroge Orwell.
Updating Date: April 17, 2011
Enjoy!
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Mr. Pilkington
1. Make him buy your stuff in front of Napoleon.
2. ...then steal Mr. Pilkington's money and laugh at him.
3. Invite him to dinner and, when he takes a second helping, tell him "Aren't you supposed to be on a diet, dear boy?"
4. Invade his house at night and make him believe the pigs robbed him blind.
5. When his wife cheats on him, tell him the truth with a little "Bow chicka wow wow!" at the end.
6. Videotape him and his wife with Napoleon. If he denies it, hypnotize him and tell him that he was going to ruin Animal Farm.
7. Force him into a corset.
8. Deny him any request for beer and tell him to have some punch. Then punch him in the face and run off laughing.
9. Force him to watch Powerpuff Girls over and over again. And make him eat their cereal. (That was when I was a little kid.)
10. Hire Puss In Boots to arrest him for mooning the animals with his face.
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Well...that's all for now. And the next chapter will have Molly.
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