Hello. I've been writing a lot haven't I? Anyway, this one's about Lee. Enjoy! Please?
Lee Chaolan. I like him. Do you know what I love most about him? No? Well, it's his flirty attitude. And that one vest with the unicorns on it. I just love unicorns. I saw one once. But I won't go into details about that strange experience. It makes me mad that he didn't show his flirty attitude to me because he thoughtI was a dude. But now he knows I'm a chick. That makes me happy.
Actually, I don't know what else I should say about him. So I guess I'll just talk about his flirty attitude. I love his flirty attitude. I don't know why. I just love pretty boys (like Steve!), and it's because I would be a pretty boy as well! Being a flirt like Lee would be awesome. You'd never be lonely being one. I don't know about you, but I get kinda lonely. Being lonely sucks ass. I should know. I've been there. Trust me.
I just had this extremely crazy idea. Maybe Lee, Anna, Steve, and I should all adopt like, 400 kids and we would have our own army of awesome. I know, it's crazy, but I'm sure Anna will do it. I originally suggested that we all become like, polygamists, and go from there, but Anna just had to say that Steve was her nephew. I replied, "If those polygamists can get away with having more than one wife, you can get away with incest. I'm sure they've tried it." We laughed for hours after that. I'm dead serious. I'm sure Anna doesn't want me to say this, but at one point in that night she wet herself. That made me laugh even more and my laughing made her laugh even more, and so on. That was a good night.
I remember the day after I came home from the tournament. I had seen Lee's vest thing with the unicorn on it, I'm sure you know the one I'm thinking of, and I saw a unicorn on the country side. I'm not lying. I told Lee about it and I was mad because he didn't believe me. You can't believe the face I made after that. It was similar to the one I made when I was talking about Kazuya. People say I look funny when I'm angry.
There is one last thing I have to say. Lee, we should have babies. They would be the greatest children ever. They would be like... blonde Chinese people! That's AWESOME! It's like the awesome face mixed in with Mudkips and Sailor Moon. Well, I know some people may not think that's awesome, but I wanted to be Sailor Moon when I was little. Don't judge, I know you wanted to be her when you were little, and that's that.
Well, I'm proud of myself. I'm finally getting closer to the finish line. That makes me sad, but happy at the same time. This was a year (almost) well spent. Now I'm asking myself, "What if I hadn't written Leo's Confessions in the first place?" Anyway, happy hunting.