Every day I'm shuffling. I'm so sorry I haven't updated in ages! I know I am mean sorry! Been really busy! ;P Don't own Peter Pan! I did all of the last chapters ages ago so they are gonna be really silly and childish…*Blush* I don't own Justin Beiber or LMFAO OR Crème egg or the wizard of oz or Lady Gaga.
Peter: SOB I miss Elephant. (Mmm yea Peter is still handcuffed to Tiger Lilly the stalker.)
Tiger Lilly: I'm not a stalker.
Author: Seriously you have Peter's old shirt as a hair ribbon, and you keep a diary of what he likes to do every day.
Tiger Lilly: How did you know that?
Author: I see everything.
JB: ….
Everybody looks suspiciously at one another.
JB: Anyway the dares now are from marrissa gnokawitz and she says;
Hook you must let peter be the captin of your ship for a whole week and peter you must let hook be head of the lost boys for a week since youll be busy captianing his ship! lol you shoud tottaly redorate his room in bright colors and shiny things!
Tink! your my favorite! you must be chained to the deck of hooks ship for a day. oh and just for somthing differnt heres a dare for tiger lily
Tiger lily you must not see or speak to peter for a week! that means no hidin in the bushes by the lagoon while he talks to the mermaids no watching him sleep from your speaceal hiden spot in his room NOTHING!
well thats it! BTW love your barefoot angle story JB and this one rox too!
Peter: *Turns to Tiger Lilly* you have a special hidden spot in my room?
Tiger Lilly: No.
Peter: Ok then.
Hook: Yes! I get control of the lost boys!
Peter: YESSS! I get control of Hooks ship.
1 week later.
Peter: I feel seasick. And that's just by looking at your stupid excuse of a crew!
Hook: Your lost boys are stupid, You should train them up more.
Peter: That wasn't as fun as I thought.
Hook: Nope.
JB: Tink Go on Hooks ship and stay there!
Tink: Awww *Leaves.*
JB: Tiger Lilly! No stalking Peter k?
Tiger Lilly: I DON'T STALK PETER OK?
Author: Yes you do.
Tiger Lilly: Ok maybe a little…
JB: A little? You made a ribbon out of the boy's shirt, have you thought about Therapy?
Tiger Lilly: Well….
Tinkerbell Bursts In.
Tink: WELL what do you know? I'm a trained therapist!
Universe: ?
Justin Beiber: ? (Oh yeah If you're a Justin Beiber fan sorry If I offended you k?)
JB: Ok next up is…WAIT! I'm In bold font!
Author changes this.
JB: Thanks…Next up is
Peter: We need more WORDSSSSS!
JB: The words are fine Peter,
Peter: Woooww! I never knew you could put shapes on a word document!
JB: Well I did, now shut up.
But it's too late; he is off in a land of shiny shapes and stuff…
Peter: Oohh Look a square and a triangle and a…round thing.
JB: A circle
Peter: No that looks like a ball of my old socks...
Tiger Lilly comes along and snatches it up.
Tink: TIGER LILLY! COME BACK HERE! Were In the middle of some important therapy!
Wendy: *Starts shuffling*
Hook: OHH NOOO THE CONTAIGUS SHUFFLIN! NOO LFMAO SAVE MEEE! *Starts shufflin'*
JB: Anyway this dare is from..OMG They don't have a name! Better No name than no Ice cream!
I dare Peter to travel to the Land of Oz (from the Wizard of Oz) and hang out with the munchkins.
Peter: Ok… *Goes off to hang with Munchikins.*
Peter: I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of-
Tiger Lilly: PETER! DON'T! The GOO!
JB: Don't you mean don't go?
Tiger Lilly: No goo, Munchikins goo on people.
JB: Gross.
But Peter is oblivious to this and comes back few hours later covered in Creme egg.
Tiger Lilly: *Tries to lick Egg of Peter.* Om nom
Peter: AHHH *Lifelong fear of Munchikins*
JB: Ok the next one is from: Tiara d' Cullen
And I am sorry for insulting the codfish, but not for insulting hook! So, I was wondering if Hook, could wear a pink wig, while singing pokerface by lady gaga. Oh, and he can't forget to wear the meat dress!
That's all folks.
P.S. Hook, little children do not like you!
JB: *Looks at Hook* People like you wearing wigs don't they?
Hook: Nods.
Author: Yaay I like Lady Gaga
Few hours later
Hook: Can't read my can't read my oh no you can't read my Poker face... P-P-P-Poker face P-P-Poker face (ma ma ma ma) P P-P-Poker face.
Author: Stop It you are running the song! *Hits Hook on head with axe.*
Hook: *Dies*
JB: OK this one from Tiara'D Cullen AGAIN! She says:
I have another one! But, this time it's for Peter. I dare him to dress like Elvis Presley, and sing Blue Christmas. While eating a pineapple, all at the same time!
Peter: Who the hell is Elvis?
Everyone: OMG!
Few hours later
Peter: Elvis. Is. AWESOME!
JB: He is also dead.
Peter: NOOOOOO HE IS STILL ALIVE!
JB: Tough Sing it, and here is a pineapple, I took the liberty of not peeling it for you.
Peter: OWWWW *Dies*
Peter: *Dying* Look after The lost boys for me Wendy….
JB: Oh Peter before you go…I ate Elephant.
Peter: NOOOOOO
Bad news! (Or good) The next chapter will have to be the last! Yea I'm a bit busy with other fanfics and I'm not very funny LOL, Send In your dares!