Humans are creatures of habit; once they have a ritual it is hard to break it. That is why most humans have one thing about them that they will never be able to change. They will always be their individual selves for that reason. Unfortunately, some humans take this natural processe of habit to the extreme which makes unhealthy for themselves or others around them. For example: the OCD disorder may cause people to become distant and annoyed by others easily. Also, they have a habit of picking at their body parts, pulling hair, creating sores, and nibbling their fingers. These habits are the hardest to break because it is a nurological impulse that the human feels is necessary to be complete.
Most people will say that in order to break a habit it takes approximately twenty one days to break. After breaking the impulse you must stay away from the impulse; people will fall back into habits faster than breaking them. What is even more strenuous on the human bodies habit, are their unusual reactions to change. As well as breaking a habit, it takes twenty one days to become accustomed to a new change in your surrounding or in one's self.
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Sasuke yawned, he didn't even remember drifting off to sleep, let alone watching some weird science channel. What he did remember was the huge fight. He groaned as he placed his hand over his eyes to guard from the light coming through the cracked kitchen door. He didn't mean anything he said, and he hoped that Naruto hadn't meant what he said. They both said extremely terrible things to each other, things that both knew bothered the other more than anything.
With everything he had, he begged for them to not ever fight so severely again. They've had their blow outs, gotten into unbelievable fights. One's that seemed like they would never speak to each other again, but none of them seemed like this. Absolutely none of them, this was different somehow, and Sasuke wondered if he didn't already understand why it was different.
"I hate you so much! God I couldn't stand you before this, and now I think I might turn myself in so I don't have to see your pathetic face again." Sasuke groaned again and rolled onto his side. It stung him harder than a punch to the face would have. What is tearing him up even more now is that one Naruto got his words out, he had actually hit him and pinned him against the ground.
"Oh, I'm the pathetic one? You can't even protect yourself. At this point you're the only pathetic one I see you stupid loser." Naruto managed to slip one of his wrists from Sasuke's hand and slugged Sasuke in the left cheek. He could feel it throbbing even now.
It went on like this for hours, then he remembered something extremely annoying. They trashed his whole house. They argued all day throughout every single room, throwing stuff around and not caring as long as they had the last word. Peeking through his fingers Sasuke confirmed that his house was trashed. He sighed and decided to get up and do something, lying there was just depressing him.
He sat up and slowly analyzed the house. He decided to start in his room, so that whenever he wanted to pass out, his room would be clean. He still doesn't know why they had even been in his room arguing. They just sort of ended up there, just as they did everywhere in the house. He shook his head at a broken vase as he made his way to his room.
He pushed open the door and was welcomed in with the moon shining in, making his pale room shimmer to life even in the middle of night. He liked the effect it made on his room, making you second guess every shadow in the room. It usually causes people to go crazy because of its plain and 'creepy' look. But Sasuke found it comforting and beautiful. Seeing his bed made him give in on the thought of cleaning, there was no purpose in cleaning at one A.M.
Without any thought he flopped down on his bed and instantly curled up to his pillows. He let out a content sigh as he found a comfortable position. He felt extremely warm even though he hadn't covered up yet. As he started to drift away into his sleep he felt the warmth spread over him. Cold chills ran over him, but it felt great.
Suddenly he saw Naruto lying beside him. His arms wrapped around him, he was fast asleep. Whenever Sasuke stared at him his eyes fluttered open, he seemed to get closer, if possible, and he seemed a bit guilty. Sasuke saw him mouth something but he couldn't understand. He got closer to hear and it startled him awake whenever he heard it. "This will teach you, stupid Teme."
Pouncing up from bed, Sasuke heard a startled yell as Naruto fell backwards. Sasuke's heart was beating quickly in his chest and he played little attention to the spazzy Blond at his bed side. Nothing about that dream was scary, but he couldn't figure out what exactly it was that caused him to become so, scare? Spooked? Excit- Oh no no, no. Definitely not that. Of course not, right?
"Dammit Baka Teme!" Naruto whined looking up at Sasuke on the bed. He yelled a black pot that had gross green and brown goo all over it, as well as all over him. He made a face and covered his mouth, it was absolutely retched. "This is the last thing I want to do right now, but." Naruto stood up and scooped as much of the goo in his hands as possible. "Come here sleeping beauty."
With a quick lung Naruto almost managed to land on top of Sasuke, however Sasuke was quick enough to barely escape. Naruto didn't waist a second and charged after Sasuke again, not giving him a break at all. Sasuke almost lost his footing as the smell reached him, Naruto took the hesitation as an opening and snuck his foot out to Sasuke's ankles and placed a hand at Sasuke's back. Instantly Sasuke cringed away and tripped.
He landed on the floor and Naruto placed his foot on his chest. He stood over Sasuke triumphantly. Sasuke glared at him and pressed up on Naruto's foot. "Naruto, I'm warning you."
Naruto mocked shock. "Oh wow I'm shaking in my boots, I have a warning!" He scooped lower making sure to keep pressure on Sasuke. With a quick movement h managed to straddle Sasuke. Doing this alone got some goo on Sasuke; he instantly freaked out and started to try to free himself without touching Naruto. Anything he could to get away, but whenever he pushed up with his legs causeing his hips to buck upwards, where Naruto was sitting, he caused Naruto to land sprawled out over him, spreading even more of the goo to his clothing.
"Eeh! Naruto! What the fuck, this is disgusting! What the hell were you doing? What the hell is this?" Naruto looking up and laughed obnoxiously.
"Haha, Sasuke! You ended up working against yourself. You lose and now your covered in the mixture." He grinned cheekily and placed his elbows onto Sasuke's chest and held up his face with his hands.
"Idiot!" Sasuke hissed and glared at the smiling blond on top of him. "Your covered in it as well, more so than me in fact." Naruto furrowed his brows and sat back up into Sasuke's hips and examined his outfit. Sasuke was right he had more goo. Not for long though.
Sasuke squirmed a bit under Naruto's weight; sitting on his hips was awkward in itself, but being covered in this disgusting goo. He inhaled breath as Naruto lowered his self-back down onto Sasuke's chest. Naruto reached over Sasuke's head and was messing with something. Sasuke turned his head to the side so that their cheeks wouldn't touch. "What are you doing you idiot, get off of me."
"Just a second Teme!" Naruto made a 'ah' sound as he found what it was he had been looking for. Sasuke started to look up to see what it was but a liquid poured down onto his face and then down onto his chest. Whatever that vile stuff was, Naruto had managed to pour more of it onto his whole body. Sasuke freaked and shoved Naruto roughly, he felt his weight leave him. He rolled on to his side and wiped at the stuff on his face.
Naruto laughed hard from wherever he had landed. "I'll kill you."
Quickly Naruto popped up and ran he didn't look back as Sasuke raced after him. He was laughing his hardest and his arms were held out at his side. Sasuke glared at the idiot he was chasing, but he found himself smirking. Naruto will be childish even when he is about to die by the hands of his best friend.
"Hey, I think thats a good luck for you sasuke! So much better than before." Something glimered in Sasuke's eyes before he lunged his hand forward and wrapped his hand in Naruto's uncept hair. Naruto hissed in pain as Sasuke walked towards a door.
Naruto was so busy trying to free himself he hadn't realized where they were untile he heard running water. He looked up at Sasuke who was bent over the tub running water. "What the hell Sasuke?"
Glaring over his shoulder, Sasuke lifted Naruto by his hair up onto his feet . Naruto hissed but refused to show Sasuke how much it did hurt. "Your filthy, you make everything grimme and gross." Naruto looked confused as all get out, was Sasuke really going to bathe him?
"before I drowned you, what exactly was it that you managed to smear over the both of us?" Naruto looked at the green and brown goo smeared across his cheek and over his lips, then dripped down his neck and over his collar bones to land on his chest.
Sasuke's pale skin made the goo look especially dark and sticky. "Mashed up greenbeans, pease, relish, mustard, ketchup, and finally vinagar. It made it green for the most part, but there are some parts that are brown. Like right here." Naruto reached out and ran his thumb over Sasuke's bottom lip and pulled it back to show Sasuke with a smirk.
Splash!
"Ahh! Someone!" Gurggling came from Naruto as he chocked on the warm water. "He's going to kill me!" Sasuke pushed down harder so that Naruto's mouth was under the water. As Naruto thrashed around it caused water to go up his nose, which caused him to squirm and fight even more. He almost got away at one point by squirting water up at Sasuke, but he pushed past it.
Bang!
"Leave that young lady alone you stupid brute!"
Sasuke's vision swayed and clouded over for the slightest of seconds and he found himself face first in water. He pushed himself up but slipped and landed in the water completely with Naruto. Whenever he cleared his eyes he looked up and swore he almost tried to drowned himself.
The old lady from next door. "Sasuke was it? Didn't I tell you to start treating her right? I've had to listen to your argueing all day, and now, at god forsaken two in the morning I have to come in here and stop you from murdering this pour thing! It's rediculous!" Sasuke glared and kept his head down.
"Young lady would you like to come to my house to stay the night? I can get you help if you need it. You don't have to stay here with this idiot." Sasuke flinched and tried o refrain every urge he had to back hand the old broad.
There was movement beside him and Sasuke realized that even the small movement of Naruto shaking his head 'no' caused the water in the tub to almost go over the edge. He got on his knees and reached over Naruto to turn off the faucet.
Niether Sasuke or Naruto expected to hear a dull crack as the old lady smacked Sasuke in the back of the head with her cane once more. She used her cane to push his head under water and Sasuke didn't even try to do anything to stop it. Naruto started to worry as the minute mark came closer. Not to mention where his head was being held was pretty much above his lap.
"I think he gets the point now." She allowed Sasuke's head to come up and Sasuke came up breathing heavy and red across his face. the only conclusion Naruto could come to was that the water was hot.
"I wanna hear you apologize for everything under the sun do you understand. get to it!" Sasuke glared at the old lady and she held up her cane. Sasuke immediatly turned to Naruto and bowed his head slightly. "Make it from the heart or I'll make you see your ancestors."
Nodding sasuke took a second to think. "I'm really sorry for becoming over protective over the last few days and reacting too much to everything. It's just that you drive me up the wall with the simplest things. I didn't know how much you effected me untile you moved in. So I guesse I can't kill you because I wouldn't know what to do afterwards."
naruto just stared as Sasuke's wet hair cllung to his face and dripped. His knight shirt clung to his every muscle and his pajama pants, we're not gonna go there for right now. Naruto closed his eyes and nodded. He felt a small hand on his head, the old lady smiled down at him.
Even though you may not have done anything it's your turn." Naruot let out a huge sigh and didn't even bother to lower his head, infact it was wierd that Sasuke still had his head bowed.
He rolled his eyes as he started. "I suppose I'm sorry thst I poured goo all over you while you were trying to sleep, and that in the process of making the goo, I broke a few spoons." Naruto saw Sasuke's right shoulder twitch lightly.
The old lady cleared her throat and then fanned her red face. "Darling, ahem, young man."
Sasuke grunted in response. Naruto looked from Sasuke up to the old lady with her eyes adverted away and a blush across her wringled face.
"You have abit of an ssue with your wet clothing, perhaps I should make this quick." Naruto looked back at Sasuke who was now facing the wall. His pajamas, they hid nothing. "My nephew is in town and I believe you two should come over tomorrow so I can show you a proper gentleman. 7:30, wear decent civillian cloths. Good bye."
Taking one finale glance towards Sasuke she quickly leaned towards Naruto. "Your a lucky one." She was quick to disapear and Naruto heard the door close.
It took him about five seconds to get over the horror of what he had just been through. And it took exactlyone second after that to realize that Sasuke hed him by the front of his shirt. "I will kill you for this!" Even though there was venom and darkness in his threat, his red face made it much less threatening.
"Hey teme, look on the bright side. Most of the slime is off of us now, and I don't have to cook dinner tomorrow."
Splash!
Naruto lifted his head back up and breathed heavily. Whenever he could see again his breathing stopped all together. There was a light squish noise as Sasuke's shirt landed against the tiled floor. Sasuke glared as his pajama pants tangled under the water at his feet. Naruto all but swollowed his tongue.
"N-need help?" Sasuke glared and started to yell at Naruto but becuase of the lack of room he managed to move wrong and slipped. Naruto laughed nervously. "Here."
Sasuke tried to protest as he realized that his head had landed against Naruto's chest and Naruto was grabbing his pants. Within seconds Naruto untangled Sasuke from the soaked pants and threw them onto the floor. Sasuke quickly lifted himself up and glared at the water.
"What do you think your doing?" Naruto threw his shirt onto the floor as well and was untieing his own pants. Naruto smiled and looked up at the flustered raven.
"Last time I checked it's wierd to wear clothing while in a bath." Naruto quickly pulled his pants off and was rid of them.
"That's why you are going to get out! Go away Dobe." Naruto shooke his head.
"C'mon Sasuke! You heard the old lady, you have to start treating your girlfriend with respect and kindness." Naruto stuck his tongu out at Sasuke and was immediatly hit in the face with a splash of water. He coughed and continued.
"Seriously though it like almost three in the morning and I still have goo on me and so don't you. It'll be better if we both get clean at the same tim so we can go to sleep." Sasuke looked thoughtful for a moment but then layed his head against the wall and closed his eyes. Naruto smiled as he sunk into the water. The bath wasn't very big so whenever he sunk further his legs ended up ontop of Sasuke's.
"Ow!" Naruot glared at Sasuke who had just kicked him. "Stay to your own side!"
"Thats impossible teme! The tub isn't that big!"
"Then get out and wait your turn!"
"Why should I? Your the one that has the issues with being touched."
"It's my bath!"
"That's it!" Sasuke tensed up ready for an attack but instead naruto just turned to face away from him. He untenced and stared at the back of his blonde head. Then Naruto fell backwards and landed against Sasuke. "I'm going to lay on you, and if you have an issue, get out!"
"Dobe!"