Soul eater comedy club 11
Wassup? Wassup? WA~A~ASSUP?! Welcome back everyone! So this next chapter was sent in by none other than cjsylvester. So I do not own soul eater. Now please read, suggest new scenes, and enjoy!
It had started like any other day in death city, Crona was off on a mission and the rest of the soul eater gang was at the gallows manor keeping track of the shy meisters progress.
"I still think we should have gone with him." Maka said, slightly annoyed at soul and lord death.
"She'll be fine Maka; Crona knows how to handle herself in a fight." Kid said absentmindedly.
Maka did a double take at what he said, she?
"Um…Kid…you said she."
"And your point is?"
"Crona's a boy."
At that Blackstar snorted and sat up, giving his usual idiotic smirk.
"There's no way that someone that girly is a guy. She has to be a girl!" Blackstar said, snickering at his friend's mistake.
"Guys it isn't cool to talk about peoples gender behind their backs." Soul said, sighing at the stupidity of the conversation. "Besides, Crona's a guy anyway."
"Thank you. See? Even Soul agrees with me." Maka retorted, smirking.
"Oh come on! She's obviously a girl!" Kid said, suddenly noticing a rather dumbstruck look on Blackstars face.
"Oh. My. Self." Blackstar muttered under his breath, his eyes going wide.
"What is it now Blackstar?" Maka sighed, getting a little annoyed at him.
"Maka likes Crona…"
"W-WHAT?!" she shouted, her face turning very red.
"And if Crona's a girl then…MAKA'S GAY?!" Blackstar shouted suddenly, resulting in Patty and Liz doing a double spit take; Tsubaki trying to hide a major nosebleed, and finally Soul and Kid falling out of their chairs.
"DUDE! What the heck?!" Soul shouted at the assassin.
"I'm not gay Blackstar…" Maka growled, a Maka chop now sounding incredibly appealing.
"What?"
"Dude, seriously, Crona's a guy." Soul said, honestly wishing this debate was over.
"No she's a girl!"
"GUY!"
"GIRL!"
"GUY!"
"GIRL!"
"GUY!"
"GUYS! I know for a fact that Crona is a guy." Maka stated, trying to contain her irritation.
"Oh yeah? Well how do you know?" Kid asked, seeming to be certain that she was wrong.
That was the last straw for the blond meister, her anger raising her voice to a, unfortunately, incredible volume.
"BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH HIM YOU IDIOT!" she shouted.
Everyone in the room was struck dumb by the outburst, Tsubaki's nosebleed only getting worse. However, when Patty's in the room silence doesn't last that long.
"HI LORD DEATH!" Patty giggled.
All of them turned to see the lord of death, looking completely shell shocked, holding a tray of cupcakes.
"I was wondering if anyone wanted cupcakes…" lord death trailed off before promptly turning around and walking out of the room. Kid finally broke out of his shock, giving a single comment.
"Wow…"
Meanwhile, a few miles away, Spirit Albarn was committed to death city memorial after having a heart attack induced by a severe and traumatic shock. Also know as finding out about his daughters love life.
Aaannd cut! That's a wrap for this chapter everyone, hope you enjoyed it! Especially you cj since you suggested it. So tune in next time for more insanity, hilarity, and—
Excalibur: FOOLS!
*chops Excalibur out of the way* ahem…soul eaterness.