Author's Note: Okay the hiatus is over so here ya' go. This was a short bonus chapter I wrote in between chapter 12 and 13, but because I've neglected to update in a while I've put it up early. It was written for ('Kay guys, here's a big "DUH!") Halloween so even tho at the time I upload this (May) and it's not even close to the holiday, I had to do it. Also the timeline goes better if I upload it now, since even in this story I have a time gap. If you find ANY spelling errors please ignore them: my spellcheck isn't working today.
Sasuke Story Halloween Special
Trick or Treat!
(Sometime in the Filler Arc…)
Orochimaru had the easiest way to dress up as someone. All he had to do is kidnap someone then steal their body. This year, he went as Oprah.
Kabuto did not have this great leisure of costume making, however he managed to turn a bunch of boxes into a costume colored with Crayola Magic Marker. He of course, went as Optomus Prime.
Sasuke did not have this option in choosing his costume, nor make it. It was his loveing parents that chose his attire: he went as Plumpy, the green ogre from on the Candyland board games.
This night was (as you may have guessed) the night of fun, spooky goodness; Halloween. The day it's okay to demand candy from even the strangest of people. A day were you can walk in the streets begging like the homeless, and nobody cares. Possebly, the best day for mochers who can't afford candy on a daily basis.
It was around six thirty; there was still a hint of sunlight but even still, darkness fell across the neighborhoods in an ominous fashion. Kabuto and Orochimaru grabbed the very green and very fluffy Sasuke and pulled him towards the nearest neighborhood. (After all, they live in the forest.)
"Look, Sasuke!" Kabuto cried. "All these houses! We'll pile the candy high!"
"We'll get so much, we'll have to throw it out like last year!" Orochimaru cried, but the creepiest thing about it was he was in Oprah's body. Imagin Orochimaru's voice comeing from Oprah. Scary thought, huh?
"I don't want to trick or treat." Sasuke mumbled. "I havn't done that since I was seven!"
"Honey, you're five." Kabuto sighed. "Forget it, on to the first of many houses!"
As the approched, the sun disappeared from the sky and it had turned from dusk to night. Slowly, the two shoved Sasuke forward to the door. Orochimaru rang the doorbell, and when the resident of the house finally appeared, all but Sasuke shouted the usual words.
"Trick or treat!" the shouted in their loudest voices.
Suddenly, to their right, a seemingly lifeless corpse dummy suddenly sat up from the porch bench and growled menacingly.
"RAWR!" he cried so suddenly even Sasuke jumped a little. Orochimaru had no reaction to it what-so-ever; however, Kabuto shreiked in shock and crawled and jumped on Sasuke's shoulders. In the process, he smacked his wife and nearly sufficated Sasuke.
"Fooled you!" the man in the mask laughed. "Extra candy!"
"Thrilling." Sasuke muttered as they walked away, Kabuto still clinging to his son's head.
"Hey wait!" the masked man suddenly called. "What are you suppos to be?"
"Optomus Prime." Kabuto said quietly.
"Naw, I mean you."
"Plumpy the Cinnomon Plum Troll." Sasuke hissed.
"No, you!"
"Oh, I'm Oprah." Orochimaru said.
"Oh." The man said quietly. "Okay, it's very authentic."
The next house was without decorations, and only a bowl of candy sat on the porch. On it said "Please Take ONE" on a sticky note.
It wasn't long before Orochimaru and Kabuto was pouring the whole bowl into their pillowcases. Two small boys dressed as Harry Poter and a Power Ranger stepped towards the porch.
"You're takeing the candy!?" one cried. Kabuto turned angrily towards him. His eyes glared.
"What're you gonna do about it?" he threatened.
"Scram!" Orochimaru snapped. The two "meeped" and took off, leaveing the happy candy stealers to their candy.
Onto the next house, a woman sat with her bowl looking happily at the beggers. When the Orochimaru family approched, she cried out, "Cute trick or treaters coming this way! Who want's candy!?"
Kabuto silently rased his hand. "Good!" the woman cried. "One for you, one for you, and one for you!"
Orochimaru, who had just stolen about two pounds of candy, now looked at the meisly bite size Snickers.
"Only one?" he mumbled. "I WON'T TAKE JUST ONE!"
"Ecsuse me!" the lady cried but it was too late.
The wrath of Oprah had gotten her.
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"Honey, please don't attack candy givers again." Kabuto asked as they went to the fourth house.
"I couldn't help it." Orochimaru sighed sadly. The three came to another happy looking woman.
"Mint-flavored floss?" she asked.
"THAT DOES IT!" Kabuto violently shrieked and grabbed the woman.
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They only made it to those four houses that year. Someone across the street reported them, and they had to go hide for the night. Good thing nobody reginized them with their costumes on.
Oprah and Optomus Prime (the real ones) were arrested for harming candy giver-outers. Plumpy the Cinnomon Plum Troll was replaced with Mama Ginger Tree on the Candyland board game and no one ever saw him again.
That's how bad ass their costumes were. And that's all that matters.
Author's Note: Look out for chapter eleven! Buy bye by!