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Summary: Letters can reveal much about people and how they change over time...
A/N: Fun little project covering letters swapped between Oreius and Katerina Alambiel over the years... This is part of my A Light in the Darkness universe, but it can be read as a standalone although the occasional letter references events in the main stories.
Of Disappearances...
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Katerina Alambiel
Never do that again.
Oreius
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Oreius
Well, that's unlikely to be very feasible...
Just for clarification, what exactly am I supposed to never do again?
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Why would you say something is unlikely to be feasible if you do not even know what it is you are not to do?
There are a number of the things that you should never do again. However, I was specifically referring to last week's...incident. Never again, do you understand me?
Oreius
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Oreius
Because you usually say that when it involves something that I, in actuality, had absolutely or at least very little to do with the original chain of events. All I do is react. So, depending upon the situation, it is unlikely that it would be feasible for me to never repeat an action/reaction, especially if the situation repeats itself. Also, if you keep scowling like that, your eyebrows are going to get stuck in the angry eyebrow position forever.
You mean I am never to invite you to join in a feast using the extremely formal language of the court? Sure, I can do that.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
I question your sanity.
No, Sepphora, that is not what I was referring to. I was referring to you contributing, collaborating, participating, and leading the ladies of Cair Paravel into the foolish prank of vanishing for an entire day, which consequently caused great alarm and resulted in a massive search that was ultimately a waste of time.
Oreius
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Oreius
And, have you found an answer yet?
You know that was a tradition and it actually resulted in you and the rest of the searchers getting a very good meal, deserved relaxation, and excellent company. And, it helped you work on your massive search techniques and parameters and stuff, so you should be begging us to let you spend a day searching for us again.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Not all deep holes echo when you call into them.
I should have left you out there.
Oreius
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Oreius
Now that's just not nice, Kentauri.
Please, you would have come found me because without me, you would be a boring stick in the mud...oh, and you would have been too worried about what sort of interesting situations I would have gotten into without you hovering nearby to leave me out there.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Hmm, yes, I suppose that was less than inaccurate. After all, there are occasional clatters that might be construed as an answer.
Only your second answer is somewhat accurate since I am not a stick in the mud. However, what you call "interesting," everyone else who uses the common sense Aslan placed in their skulls calls "insane," "dangerous," and occasionally "suicidal."
Oreius
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Oreius
You're not as funny as you think you are, just so you know.
Both answers are accurate and you are so paranoid, Kentauri. Sometimes interesting is just interesting.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
I am quite humorous.
They are not and I am not. Need I remind you of the incident with the dragon? What would you call that incident? Interesting?
Oreius
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Oreius
Oh, sure you are...
No...definitely not interesting.
Katerina
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That's what I thought.
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Oh, shut up, Oreius.
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A/N: Please Read and Review! So, it's been awhile since I've done Letters, but here's a new entry. :) Leave a review and let me know what y'all thought about this one and also let me know if you have any requests or suggestions for future letter entries.