ATAIH: Treeman's chapter this time.
some things have been mentioned to me about how this chapter is confusing, and for this we apologize *please forgive us. well, treeman anyway.*
I would like to point out that this was written in a rush before exams... but someone asked why Buffy had been called Edward? I believe that Treeman is making a stab at student teachers, by saying that this particular student teacher is fresh out of teachers college and either hasn't noticed that it isn't Edward sitting there, or that he can't tell the difference. He then exclaims that this teacher is one of the pitfall of humanity in his next sentence.
I believe I have sufficiently killed that joke.
Please read and enjoy!
Chapter 11
Of course, once she came to her eyes still had that not-all-there sheen, but I figured that was just normal. What I couldn't stand was the fact that the teacher was so obviously fresh out of teacher's college, mainly because he kept calling me Edward and steadily ignored Bella. Not that I blame him for the latter part, of course. How does this town seem to attract the pitfall of humanity?! … And… not quite humanity, I suppose. Is there even a word for that? Apart from vampire? I reckon the nervous wreck would be halfway home by now, or at least hiding in Smella's bedroom again. But, then again, I suppose the two places are really the same!
Class ended, and I used my awesome ninja skills to escape the classroom through the window while everyone was gagging over my secret weapon: the smelly girl lying on the ground. After they helped Bella up, they'd be too brain damaged from the fumes to notice I was missing! Genius! I ran out of that school like Jason were following me, and, after a very stern telling-off, he left me alone so I could walk again.
Well, seeing as my peace has been shattered by a family of vampires, I suppose I'd better plan how to kill them all. I wonder if wooden stakes would work…? Wandering into some café, I ignored the lady sitting at the bar with her computer, typing away I might add, and ordered a mocha chino. Stakes… I'd better find a good place to make them… While I was lost in my thoughts, my eyes wandered to the old guy with a moustache by the window. The waitress was just putting some kind of indistinguishable plate in front of him.
Narrowing my eyes, I realized with horror that it was a horribly disfigured steak! And my mocha was in fact a flat white! Resisting the urge to throw it at the waitress, because it was clearly the vampires' fault, I slumped down in a sulk. I guess stakes are out of the question now… I'll never be able to look at anything that reminds me of that thing the guy's eating… An arm came down on the table, making my flat white jump and me jerk up violently. A guy leant on the bar in front of me, almost glaring. What's with him? He looks like he's in pain… "I couldn't help but notice that you'd met my entire family except, of course, my mother Esme," he said. "But she doesn't really matter. It bothered me that you weren't going to bother finding me, Boofy… It bothered me so badly I wanted to cut myself again. My name is Jasper, and I'm a vegetarian… eater…type… person."
Right. Definitely not stakes. How would a stake kill a vegan? They're best friends with trees!
Backing away slowly, so he wouldn't notice, I smiled with obvious effort. "Great, nice to meet you, Jasper Cullen. I'm Buffy. Ah… I have to go now, so I'll leave you here."
Jasper looked depressed. Ignoring me, he flicked his hair over his eyes and mumbled to himself "Hm… I wonder if I should dye it black…" As I passed the lady with the computer, I peeked over her shoulder to see what she was actually doing, and what I saw disturbed me so much I forgot what it was.
Aaah this was so short... As usual now I think about it... -_-'
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