Chapter 11: Street Rat.

(A/N: This Chapter is Dedicated to a few people, Mairorah for being our MOST loyal fan reviewing almost every chapter to keep me going, The Layman for being the first boy I'm aware of to read our story- at like it, goes to prove that I am NOT just supplying to a 12 year old girl fan-base, and it makes me feel a lot less like Stephanie Meyer. And last but ceritnally not least, Harutemu, who reviewed my first story anonymously, so I can't congratulate them personally for being the FIRST flame this series has received. It was given on 09-14 that's FIVE months after I posted the first chapter, I expected MY IMMORTAL sized hate mail on this series to be frank, I'm glad the internet likes it. If anyone knows this Harutemu's real account please PM the information so I can congratulate them personally. Now, ON TO THE FIC!

Chloe: NO! NO! There are not THREE OF YOU ARE THERE?

Bakura: As a matter of fact there is…

Leah: THREE?

Bakura: Three, yes. Poke him I'm pretty sure he's there.

Ollie: You're pretty calm for a guy who has THREE of yourself.

Bakura: I've grown used to it.

Chloe: YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS ONE? Why didn't you tell any of us?

Thief Bakura: Am I interrupting something? Should I go-

Chloe: NO! You sit RIGHT there! You're JUST as much apart of this as all of us are.

Thief Bakura: I dou-

Chloe: SHUT UP!

Marik: C-C-Chloe- calm down why are you so-

Chloe: AS IF TWO WASN'T BAD ENOUGH! THREE?

Leah: My question is- why are you in my room?

Thief Bakura: It… was left open, and I needed a place to hide.

Leah: You've been here before? In MY ROOM? Did you leave MY ROOM? Or have you just been living in MY ROOM?

Ollie: Does no one care that he stole the *Beep*ing HOPE DIAMOND?

Leah: No. Not really. I'm more concerned that he was in MY ROOM.

Bakura: I don't think she likes anyone being in her room.

Ollie: So… you're another Bakura… What Bakura are you then?

Bakura: This is me from 5,000 years ago…

Leah: HOW did he get to our time?

Chloe: I don't care! I just want him gone!

Leah: Chloe, shut up! I want to hear! Did he take Marty Mcfly's tim machine?

Thief Bakura: Ti-

Leah: No. Shut up. Inside joke.

Ollie: So you think you're just going to hide in Leah's room forever? You STOLE the HOPE DIAMOND!

Thief Bakura: Is it important?

Ollie: YES IT'S *BEEP*ING IMPORTANT!

Thief Bakura: Well, I need to hawk it so I can eat tonight.

Leah: You're going to hawk the hope diamond? That is just… Why couldn't you just rob a gas station, like a NORMAL person. Oh wait NO you're not a normal person! You're the kind of freak that hides out in teenage girls rooms!

Thief Bakura: I didn't think anyone would be coming home!

Chloe: Well, I guess we have to get him back to Egypt at least. Will you be able to find your way back to your time with the hope diamond if we at least get you to Egypt? I'm far too pregnant myself to be going through time dimensions.

Thief Bakura: Yes… that would be… a start.

Bakura: You're going to help this good-for-nothing-thief?

Chloe: Sure why not? First, we're going to have to do something about that skirt of yours. It's pretty high-profile…

(Chloe starts to take her pants off.)

Marik: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Chloe: Supplying this fool with a pair of pants. It's not like anyone here hasn't seen me without pants anyways.

Bakura: Here! I'll give him a pair of mine!

Chloe: Good thinking! You two probably share the same size, being the SAME PERSON and all.

(Bakura grabs a pair of pants out of his suitcase.)

Bakura: How do you suppose we pay for this trip to Egypt?

Chloe: Leave that to me.

(Chloe opens up her phone and calls someone)

Chloe: Bonjour, mon ami! ... Ca Va, Ca Va. Oui, Kold vous aid it. Ahhh Putain.

Bakura: Is she…. Speaking French?

Leah: You REALLY aren't calling your pimp.

Marik: Who is calling WHO?

Chloe: J'ai appelé pour une raison… J'ai besoin de six billets à l'Egypte. Ne posez pas de questions stupides! Merci becoup, Merci becoup. Une seconde.

(Chloe covers the phone)

Chloe: He's not my pimp! He's my brother in law-

Bakura: But you're the oldest.

Chloe: From a previous marriage.

Marik: You've been married BEFORE?

Chloe: Yes… but… no… but.

(Chloe goes back on the phone)

Chloe: Oui, Oui, Je parle a mon fil? Allo mon bebe. Comment allez tu?

Ollie: Tell your son I said hi!

Marik: YOUR SON?

Chloe: I'm on the Phone! Not biologically! I raised his son for him until he was like five because HOMEBOY over here couldn't get it through his head that he should be a PERE! PUTAIN! CON! Dites à votre père que je l'aime… D'accord… D'accord. J'tamie tu bebe. Au Revoir.

Thief Bakura: So… are we good for Egypt?

Chloe: Yeah, but we'll have to take a plane…

Leah: I think we need to come up with a different name for this guy… being as there's already a Bakura… and Thief Bakura is too long.

Thief Bakura: Well I am usually referred to as Akefi-

Chloe: We don't care what you are USUALLY called! Leah said WE needed to come up with a different name. Meaning: WE WILL COME UP WITH A NAME.

Ollie: hmmm… How about bob.

Leah: He doesn't look like bob. He reminds me of… oh what's his name. The Disney guy… the one who steals…

Ollie: Aladdin?

Chloe: YES! RIFT RAFT!

Leah: STREET RAT!

Ollie: SCOUNDREL!

(Chloe punches him in the arm)

Chloe: TAKE THAT!

Ollie: Just a little snack guys?

(Chloe and Leah begin to push him back and fowarth between each other)

Leah and Chloe: RIP HIM OPEN TAKE IT BACK GUYS.

Aladdin: STOP THAT!

Ollie: Anyways… I don't think Aladdin will work if you two act like this.

Leah: AWWW But ollie!

Chloe: Okay, then just Street Rat?

Street Rat: HEY!

Leah: Or maybe Thiefy it makes him sound like a pet!

Chloe: Okay! So as the Author uses "Ollie and Olivia" Interchangeably, I, as the voice of the author, declare his new name to be Thiefy or Street Rat. So we can decipher between the Bakuras, being there are THREE. Seriously, Marik did you know abou this?

Marik: Yes but-

Chloe: WHAT? And YOU didn't tell me? I am carrying your *Beep*ing child and- Do YOU have another one? Seriously!

Marik: Not… that I'm aware of…

Ollie: Shut up!

Leah: Good! Now-

(Knocks on the door.)

Leah's Mom: Hey? You home?

Leah: Just a second mommy!

Bakura: Mommy?

Leah: Where do I put him?

Chloe: Throw Street Rat in the closet! You mom isn't going in there.

(Leah pushes Street Rat into the closet)

Thiefy: Just what do you think you're doing?

Leah: Stay in there and don't say a word! Do you understand me?

(Enter Leah's mom)

Leah's Mom: So these are… the boys?

Leah: Yeah, the blonde is Marik, Chloe's baby daddy fiancé-whatever.

Leah's Mom: Alright, so the other one I assume is your fiancé?

Leah: That would be correct.

Bakura: Yes…

Leah's Mom: and you name is?

Bakura: Bakura.

Leah's Mom: Bakura, what?

Bakura: Just… Bakura.

Chloe: *Cough* Ryo Bakura *Cough*

Bakura: Shut up.

Leah's Mom: Well, I hope you and Leah will be happy, and make me some Grandchildren for god's sake!

Chloe: Well, I don't think you'll have any trouble with that. (Under her breath) being as there's three of them and all.

Leah's mom: what was that?

Chloe: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

Leah's Mom: Alright, well I just stopped in to meet everybody, you think you kids can stay for dinner?

Ollie: Gee, Mrs. G we'd love to, but… we have to… Go to…

Chloe: Places!

Leah: To do things!

Leah's Mom: But you guys just got here!

Leah: Mom, I promise after we go to places to do our things, we'll come home and have dinner.

Leah's mom: Hey! We'll even have Chloe's Dad over!

Chloe: Great… Daddy… He's nice.

Marik: He seems like a pretty ok guy!

Leah: Yeah, at a first glance.

Leah's mom: What smells like Desert and Theft?

Bakura: Theft has a scent?

Chloe: Oh it's probably just… something that isn't in the closet. For sure!

Leah's mom: Okay then… werid. I need to go pick up my husband. I'll see you guys soon okay?

Leah: love you mom.

Chloe: I love you too momma.

Bakura: She's not your mother!

Chloe: In spirit!

Leah's mom: Uh huh.

(Exit leah's mom, Street rat opens the door)

Chloe: Alright where were we? We need to cover up your scar. Once again, High profile.

Thiefy: Why are you doing this all for me?

Chloe: Do on to others as you would do to yourself.

Leah: You're a… part of Bakura… kind of, I guess.

Ollie: I'm just along for the ride.

(Chloe is in deep thought, thinking about how to cover up Street Rat's scar)

Chloe: I HAVE GOT IT! Hold out your arm Street Rat!

Thiefy: I would prefer it if you didn't call me that.

(Thiefy holds arm out)

Marik: No one cares what you want!

Ollie: For once Marik is right!

Chloe: I can just use some cover up. Oh Oh! And a hat! Leah! Give him your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt!

Leah: But I like that shirt.

Chloe: Do you want street rat to get home ok or not? He needs to blend in with the crowd!

Leah: Fine!

(Chloe whips out her make up bag and begins to start putting it on Thiefy's face.)

Street Rat: What exactly do you think you're doing?

Chloe: Covering up your scar! What does it look like I'm doing? Eeek! I decided I REALLY want to go to Egypt.

Bakura: Why? It's just Egypt.

Chloe: Shut up! Okay. So we got you looking as normal as a Bakura can look! Off to Egypt!