A/N: This made me laugh writing it. I hope it's as enjoyable to you as it is to me.
Disclaimer in chapter 1.
RenaS has signed on.
TheIceQueen has signed on.
NewYorksFinest has signed on.
Rizzles has signed on.
EEP has signed on.
Jayje has signed on.
QueenoftheDead has signed on.
NewYorksFinest: You know, cops have got to have the coolest jobs in the world.
Rizzles: Amen sister!
TheIceQueen: Bullshit.
RenaS: Completely.
NewYorksFinest: Don't be mad because it's true Lexie…
Jayje: Lexie?
QueenoftheDead: Now that is hilarious.
EEP: As funny as Alex's nickname is, I must agree with her prior statement. Bullshit.
Rizzles: Hey, without people like us, people like you couldn't walk the streets Prentiss!
EEP: Yes I could, because I could just shoot them myself. Hate to break it too you, Janie, but people cower when they here someone shout "FBI!" not "BPD!"
RenaS: oooo she got you…
NewYorksFinest: That's Jane though. I'm a badass New York cop. That's different.
QueenoftheDead: All of you and your language…
TheIceQueen: I'm pretty sure being an ADA is a lot cooler than being a cop or a federal agent.
RenaS: Totally.
Jayje: Uh sitting in a stuffy courtroom all day, staring at the same people for hours, all that talking, no thanks. I like being able to shoot people.
Rizzles: Pffft whatever. Detectives are awesome.
TheIceQueen: No, prosecutors are…
EEP: Federal Agents…
NewYorksFinest: Detectives!
RenaS: Prosecutors!
Jayje: Agents!
QueenoftheDead: Medical Examiners!
TheIceQueen: …
NewYorksFinest: Absolutely not…
EEP: All you do is look at dead bodies ALL DAY, EVERY DAY….
QueenoftheDead: The human body is very intriguing, especially in its deceased form. There is so much more you can discover when a body is dead rather than when it is alive. It's fascinating!
Jayje: Err….
RenaS: *shudders*
Rizzles: No Maura…that has got to be the LEAST interesting job out there…
TheIceQueen: Going to have to agree with that one…
QueenoftheDead: fine, but there is something all of you are forgetting…
Jayje: And what is that?
QueenoftheDead: I make more money than all of you ;)
QueenoftheDead has signed out.
TheIceQueen: *sigh* she's right…speaking of which, Liv they're threatening to cut off the cable again…
NewYorksFinest: Damnit noooo! I need to watch NCIS! It only comes on cable!
TheIceQueen has signed out.
NewYorksFinest has signed out.
EEP: JJ the sink won't come on…you forgot to pay the water bill…
Jayje: NO! THOSE PEOPLE TOLD ME TWO MORE WEEKS!
Jayje has signed out.
EEP has signed out.
RenaS: I should probably pay the rent this month….
RenaS has signed out.
Rizzles: And I should probably beg Maura not to turn the lights off because of this….
Rizzles has signed out.
Another idea from a friend. Hope you enjoyed. Leave a review.