RYU VS PHOENIX
CHAPTER 11
DAY 3 INVESTIGATION
BY BARRYSLAWN
ryu stared out the window at mitsurgi in detention center
"i want to help him"
"awww you so nice ryu your the best frend evr" said mayoi and she gave him nudge and winked
"yknow 15 years ago my classroom became a crime scene."
"WOW SHIT" hsouted phoenix
"who was murdered?"
"um it wasnt murder someones lunch money was stolen"
"oh is dat all?"
"it was like $37"
"HOW MUCH DID YOUR LUNCHES COST?!"
"uh anyway i was accuse but was saved by THE KID WHO LOST MONEY!"
"WOAAAH"
"and that kid was"
"IGIARI!" shouted mitsurgi
"what" said the demon teacher
"you have no evidence"
"we dont need evidence" said the fat spiky haired guy
"YEAH YA DOOOO" shouted yahari
"jesus the defense is ganging up!" shouted the umbrella girl
"now then you dont have any proof aside from the fact that he skipped pe at time so i rest my case" said mitsurgi "courts adjourned"
"YEAH GET GOIN COURTS ADJOURNED" shouted yahari and every left
they set the tables back
"wait KIDS COME BACK" shouted the teacher when they done but everyone had gone home
lol rip
BACK TO DE PRESENT
"and den 15 years later i heard about demon prosecutor mitsurgi and decided to face him in court. i believe n him who believe in m-"
the phone rang
he answer
"YOU FOUND HIM?"
AT THE BOAT
phoenix maya ryuichi mayoi gumshoe and kaizo went into the boat shop
it was daaaaark
and creeeeepy
and "good morning good morning"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH" squealed maya
they hugged like good friends and saw it was just polly the parrot FUCK YOU POLLY
"hey polly whos the old man" said mayoi
"i love you"
"AAAAAAAAAAGH"
after that creepy they looked around the boat pace but found nothing so they gathered around the traditional american food table and ate some oranges
"hmmm that safe is suspishis" said phoenix
"yeah pal lets see hmmmmm" gumshoe took the safe
"hey polly safe pls" siad maya
"1228 1228"
"FO REAL PAL" shouted kaioz
they open the safe and found a letter
it had stuff like "revenge on mitsurgi and the other guy" "this is your last chance" and a plan to murder the guy
"who could help us with this" ryu stared at the letter
YOSHIS OFFICE
yoshicakes left the office
"YOSHICAKES"
yoshicakes entered the office
"the time has finally come" he said reading ryus mind
AT THE TRIAL
"courts in session" said udgey
"i am ready your honor" said phoenix
"i am also ready your honorable" said edgeworth
"very good opening statement prosecution guys"
"no" said karuma "boat man GET IN!"
boat came in
TESTIMONY
"eh sorry bout yesterday had to take care of polleh"
"HOLD IT" shouted phoenix "dad you killed the defense attorney admit it"
"IGIARI" shouted karuma "baseless. prove that he remembers his past asshole"
"TAKE THAT" shouted phoeinix and maya gave him the evidence and he showed it
it was the letter
karuma was pissed
udgey read a clone of the letter
"A MURDER PLAN"
"IGIARI" shouted edgeworth "ha but that cudve been sent to anyone by anyone"
"but gumshoe and kaizo were there!"
"there fools"
"well the victim and mitsurgi are connected by fate by dl 6!" shouted ryu "and the victim defended the suspect!"
"so" said udgey
"its the root behind this case. and i call yoshicakes to the stand to testify about it!
"AAAGH" shouted karuma and yoshi came
TESTIMONY
"dl6 happened on december 28"
"coincidentally that was when my hemeroids wer doin the harlem shake"
"concidentally theyre doing it today to"
"coincidentally its december 28 today"
"lotsa coincidences eh"
"HOLD IT" shouted ryu "dammit man get to the point"
"mitsurgi his dad and bailiff yanni yogi were in elevator and they found de dad ded."
"the police asked a spirit meidum to help"
"tha dad said yanni killed him but he was not guilty"
"hammonds vedict made yogi hated. his family left him and his fiancee suicided"
phoenix walked to boat
"dad... your name is YANNI YOGI!"
he woke up from sleep
"heh... who knows?"
"well lets compare your fingerprints"
"oh them i burn them off he he" said yogi
"DAMMIT!" shouted phoenix "oh well i have a witness"
"who"
"THE PARROT!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
"ha!" said karuma "a parrot? kek did you hear abot that time a parrot witness murder?"
===PARROT TIME===
the parrot came in
"good morning"
"hmmmm" said phoenix "alright maya you question him"
"sorry" said udgey "shes not qualified to cross"
"WHAT" said phoenix "ryu do you speak parrot?"
"nope"
"FUCK now what?"
"well then i declare mi-" said udgey
"OBJECTION"
a guy jumped down from the gallery
"who on erth are you?"
"come on your honor dont you know me by now? my name is kyle rivers and im a parrot expert!"
"oh ok"
"im also an expert on THIS parrot ive been studying her for years"
"then examine it"
KYLE EXAMINATION
"whats your name parrot" asked kyle
"polly polly"
"and whats the safe combination"
"1228"
"GET IT!"
everyone tried to grab the safe but ryu fought them away with his ninja fighting skills
"and now the best part" said kyle "have we forgotten anything"
nothing
kyles smug grin left him
"what"
"hah" said karuma "im perfect! now polly please leaev"
"HOLD IT" shouted ryu reading the case file for dlc "so her names polly?"
"yeah"
"well thats yogis finacees name too!"
"hah well my granddaughter has a dog named ryuichi does that make you my granddaughters fiance?"
"oh well theres also the safe combination which is 12 28 and the date of dl6 was 12/28!"
"no" said karuma "get rid of this bird"
phoenix grabbed the power of the air and strengthen in at POINTED AND SENT WAVE OF WIND AT KARUMA AND YOGI
"OBJEEECTTIOOOOON! YOGI! THESE MEAN YOUR YOGI!"
"yes"
WHAT" shouted karuma
"i am yanni yogi and i killed the defense attorney"
the air turn depressing
"that piece of shit made me confess and aquitted me and i was treated like murderer and polly commit suicide becaues of it all"
"well udgey not guilty please" said ryuichi
"ok i declare mitsurgi not guilty"
but just then
"IGIARI"
mitsurgi ran to witness stand
"i confes!"
"WHAT"
"i am the true culprit of DL 6!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT" shouted phoenix
TO BE ENDED