Me: tiptoes down the hall into little room with a big door that say 'character volt mwahahahah! j.k: security! Me: so close so close gets thrown in jail so I guess still no thing is mine crys
Megan and Watson reached the Gryffendor boy's dorm to find Lupin sitting on the bed fiddling with a loose string on his shirt. "Alright, buddy! Spill it!" Megan burst through the door. "Whose the girl from the library?"
"Megan, what are you doing in my room? And what are you talking about?"
"Don't play dumb, buster!" Watson threw himself on Remus and began to pound his head.
"Back down Watson! We don't kill him, yet." Megan pulled him off of Lupin.
"Like he said, don't play dumb. We know you were kissing someone in the library."
"What are you talking about? Lilly and me haven't been in the library together since that group project in divination. And nothing major happened."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really?" Watson echoed Megan. He seemed to be doing a lot of that lately.
"I know you haven't been with Lilly lately. We're talking about someone else. Sirius saw you. And let me tell you, Lilly's not taking it lightly."
"Lilly's upset! I gotta get to her now!"
"Hold it right there! We all know Lilly's hurt, thanks to you! You're just going to sit here and answer our questions." She threw him on the bed. "Yeah, answer our questions." Watson pulled out a lamp from someplace or other.
"Where were you on the night of January 49th? What was your motivation? Who was your accomplice? What is the color of my underwear? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
"Down, Watson. If you're not going to answer our questions, Lupin, we'll find answers elsewhere! Come sidekick, we fly! Or... walk." Megan grabbed Watson by the hand and dragged him out of the room