Hello, wonderful readers! Hope you enjoy :)
Dear L:
I'm bored, I think I'll make some experiments on your pet turtle.
BB.
Dear BB:
What kind of experiments exactly, may I ask?
L.
Dear L:
My kind. Henh..henhhenh.
BB.
Dear BB:
NO! ANYONE BUT LEAFY CRACKERS!
L.
PS: I gave him a first AND a last name, DO YOU MIND?
Dear L:
No, not at all :)
Don't worry, I won't kill him..yet.
BB.
Dear BB:
Go drown yourself in a jar of jam and leave my best friend alone.
L.
Dear L:
So you have a turtle as a best friend? No wonder you're so pathetic.
Light.
Dear Light:
HOW DARE YOU, YOU SON OF A VEGETABLE? I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW VILE YOU ARE! L CAN HAVE WHATEVER HE WANTS FOR A BEST FRIEND, HE CAN HAVE A SHOEBOX FOR A BEST FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVAAAA! DO YOU HEAR ME? DO YA HEAAAR MAAAY?
!%$$#
A rabid L fangirl.
Dear BB:
Please ignore the creep and take care of Light, I'll send you a new dagger.
L.
Dear Light:
Hello! How would you like to die today? We have assorted ways, you could be drowned, burned, or buried alive. There's also a choice of being repeatedly shot, sliced up in half or thrown to hungry dragons.
We have wonderful after-murder services: facials, spa treatment, massage, mud baths (right after the blood bath..henh..henh :D ) and simply everything your heart desires.
Take your pick and let me know!
BB.
Dear Beyond:
Thank you, but you have taken it too far, dragons do not exist.
L.
Dear L:
They DO exist..at least in this fanfiction. That psychotic author is the one in charge.
Sincerely,
the proud owner of a brand new, VERY sharp dagger.
*author makes an exaggerated bow to the cheering audience and face plants on the floor cause she's clumsy like that*
Dear L:
BB is sharpening the dagger you gave him as a gift and staring at me in his weird I'm-a-sadistic-serial-killer-and-I'm-gonna-kill-you-slowly-and-painfully way.
Please help me before I pee my pants..again.
Matt (who right now smells heavily of pee).
Dear Matt:
Please go take a shower, my nostrils won't be able to take it any longer.
And please don't do it on the floor again, I almost broke my neck.
Mello.
Dear Matt:
How many times do I have to tell you? Do NOT play your PS3 in the garbage cans!
My dead cat's sandbox-soaked socks smell better than you.
Go. Shower. Now
Roger.
Dear Beyond:
Orphanage mates are friends, not victims.
L.
Dear Matt:
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
L.
Dear L:
You've been watching too many Disney movies and I need you to stop.
BB.
Dear BB:
And you know that these are quotes from Disney movies because..?
Cheeky Mello (Matt's cheekiness is contagious)
Dear Mello:
I've chosen you to volunteer for the experiments L won't let me make on his turtle.
BB.
Dear B:
I'll keep my mouth shut then.
Mello.
Dear Mello:
You too need a shower, dontcha?
Matt.
A/N: THANK YOU FOR READING, WONDERFUL PEOPLE!