A trip to the store oh no!
I would usually sleep late on Saturday but I ended up waking up anyway. Zetsu had asked last night if he could sleep in my room in his sleeping bag and I agreed, Zetsu was the reason I woke up, I flipped my cell phone open and the time read 4:00 in the morning "if I did not love him, I would kill him for waking me up" I thought, Zetsu was moaning in his sleep, so I crawled over to the edge of my bed and looked at him, it seems Zetsu was having a very erotic dream, if the tent in his pants was anything to go by, when Zetsu rolled over on his stomach I laid on my back on the bed, if the light had
been on my face would have looked redder than a cherry and as I thought more about what kind of dream Zetsu was having I sat up and felt something warm and wet on my lips, licking them I tasted blood "oh great now my nose is bleeding" I thought "well serves me right for thinking perverted thoughts" I got out of bed being careful not to wake Zetsu, I went to the bathroom and cleaned my face off, went back to my room and went back to sleep. I slept for a few more hours, than checked my phone, it read 10:00, I sat up and stretched got out of bed and got dressed making sure Zetsu was still asleep and went in to the kitchen, checking the refrigerator, and cabinets, I found I had nothing to eat "well that's just great, why did I not buy groceries when I got the chance" "now what am I going
feed everyone" "you could go buy groceries at the store" I jumped when Zetsu suddenly started speaking, I had not even heard him enter the kitchen, I turned around and hugged him, and while he held me, he played with my hair and I sighed relaxing into his touch. Looking up I asked "so how did you sleep?" "Pretty good" "so very good" "oh really well what did you dream about?" I smiled as Zetsu's cheeks were dusted pink "we-well it was" "some dream baby maybe we could show you instead" "now wait a minuet no need to show her". Zetsu then got quiet and I knew he was having a
conversation with himself mentally, sometime during the talking he let go of me and I left the kitchen to tell Pein about the food situation, coming upon the living room found everyone slowly but surely waking up. I moved through the awaking bodies to where Pein was he was pulling on a shirt when I said "Leader-sama, I don't have any food for breakfast, but I will treat everyone to breakfast at shortcakes, then I need to go shopping for food" "very well then, I will make the announcement. Everyone" Pein shouted fully waking everyone up "today we will eat breakfast at shortcakes, then we
will help Luna go grocery shopping, is that clear" "hai", it took a few minutes for everyone to get ready, then we headed out of my apartment and I locked my door. I got quite a lot of looks from my neighbors who had never seen 12 boys and one girl come out of my apartment before, I rolled my eyes at them and headed for the bus stop, we all lived near the school but everything else was five miles from the school, hence we took the bus. We got on board and took off, 45 minutes later we stopped at shortcakes and got off the bus, breakfast was good and there was only one little mishap when our waitress started flirting with Tobi and Haru got very possessive, scooting Tobi closer and kissing him on the lips made the waitress realize they were gay and left them alone, everyone
chipped in when we finished to pay for the bill so Kakuzu would not have a heart attack when the bill came. We left shortcakes and walked a few blocks to Wal-Mart, when we entered the store I felt a shiver go down my back and I just knew that something would go wrong. I had divided my list up evenly and gave one part to each team and we split up to search for the goods, Zetsu and I ended up in the meat department looking for chicken, hamburger and hotdogs, every few minutes Zetsu would have to wipe his mouth because he was drooling at how much meat there was. We got our part of the list and went searching for the others, then we gathered at the front of the store, but we were missing two people, Sasori and Deidara. Those two were supposed to get eggs, milk, and bread; we
had no idea where they were until we heard a mini explosion coming from the bread isle, pushing our carts we raced over to find an entire shelf of bread had been blown up and Sasori and Deidara were buried under a pile of bread, we pulled them out and waited for their explanation "you see a shopper started hitting on my donna un and she would not stop un" "yes I tried to tell her I already had a boyfriend, but she would not leave me alone" "she than had the nerve to say un 'leave this ugly bitch and I bet I can show you a better time' un, I got really mad then un, and I would have
blown her up un if donna had not thrown my art at the bread shelf instead un". "my dear Dei-chan, you do know that murder is against the law, how would we be able to see each other if you are in jail" Deidara paled than threw his arms around Sasori crying and apologizing while Sasori just held his blond and rubbed soothing circles on his back, Deidara than apologized to the shopper who was just staring at the burnt shelf. I pinched the bridge of my nose trying not to get angry, Zetsu moved my hand away from my nose and kissed me and my anger left immediately as I kissed him back, as he pulled away he brought me closer and just held me, I sighed and hugged him back and said "thanks I needed that" he just laughed and patted my head. We paid for the food and took another bus back to the apartment.