Luna came back from the movies, her eyes dazed.

"What happened, Luna?" Jasper asked, worried.

Luna didn't respond, only kept walking.

"She just saw our movie, DUH!" Alice said.

"I was that hot, huh?" Jasper said, smirking.

Luna's eyes came back to Earth.

"Huh? What?" She asked.

"Twilight was pretty good, right?" Alice smiled.

"OMIGOSH!" An invisible light bulb popped out of Luna's head.

"I can change that!" she exclaimed.

Luna rushed to the computer and became typing frantically.

"What's she typing?" Jasper asked.

Alice chuckled. "You'll see."

Edward walked in the door, and scooped Luna up in his arms. Luna smirked at Bella, looking hurt as Edward carried Luna outside.

Bella twitched angrily. She looked over and saw the computer and flew her fingers over the keys. She wrote, "Edward says, I love Bella Cullen, not you, Luna Keller!" her down and marched over to Bella and slapped her across the face.

"I love Luna Keller, not you, Bella Cullen!"

"What the heck?! You're supposed to love me! I'M YOUR WIFE!"

"Not anymore! I want a divorce!"

"Bella, I'm the author! Whatever you type becomes the opposite!"

Luna woke up with a gasp.

"I knew it was too good to be true," she muttered.

Then Edward comes back inside the house, carrying the confused Luna. He set

Luna reluctantly got up out of bed, thinking of the movie she saw last night.

"Which theatre did you go to?" Rosalie asked, concerned that no one could see how pretty she was.

"I don't know the name of it; I was just visiting that place!" Luna explained.

"Describe it," Rosalie demanded.

"Well… it had a big clock and a giant tree in the front."

"Oh! That's that one place!"

"Yeah, that narrows it down."

"Westview." Edward says. "Has great picture, so don't worry Rosalie.

"Yeah," Luna shrugged. "And there were this group of people there who were arguing who was better- Edward or Jacob."

Rosalie narrowed her eyes. "I take neither," she said silently but sternly.

"I take my side," Edward shrugged.

"Well of course you do, you self-obsessed freak!" Rosalie shouted.

"Whatever. I was there at the movies, if you were in theatre… uh… 10."

"I was in 8, I think. Wait, can I see your ticket?"

"Sure? Why?"

"Just hand it here."

"Fine, sheesh!" Edward gave the ticket to Luna. It said 10, not 8, so he wasn't lying.

"Whatever. Here." Luna gave the ticket back to Edward.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"I wanted to see if you were actually in theatre 8."

"What time did you see it at?"

"I don't know… 2? 3? Something around that."

"That's about the time I saw it. Wait… how many people in that group said I was better?"

"Uh… the majority. They were really entertaining to watch while the movie was playing. One spazzed out when I guess he or she saw Edward giving Bella the apple."

"Exactly, please?"

"Uh… 5 or 6. Only about 3 for Jacob. I wasn't stalking them, Edward. I didn't pay much attention."

"Who would you vote for?"

"I'm on Switzerland's side."

"Coward."

"Hey!"

"You don't take Jacob's side because you know that I would kill you."

"I like both of you, ok?"

"Not good enough for me."

"Listen, you're in my story more than Jacob is, and I made Jacob get lost in one of the chapters. So shush!"

"Better."

"Ugh! I don't understand why Bella loves you!"

"Neither do I," Edward muttered.

(Oh right! By the way… If one of you from that group of people is reading this, you guys are weird! But the chances of that are, like, zero. But yeah, just being safe. And don't take any offence! I'm sorry! BUT WASN'T THE MOVIE AWESOME??!!?!?!?!)