Greetings…again!! Ha-ha! I just realized I had a HUGE spelling mistake in my last couple chapters (thanks to a fellow reader). I spelled duct tape wrong! I feel stupid! But I do enjoy spelling it duck tape!

People guess what…only 3 days to Christmas!! What do you guys want for Christmas? Anything extremely weird that you want me to hear about an put in one of my chapters? SEND A REVIEWWW OR MESSAGE!!

Me: Disclaimer….dissssclaimer?

Iggy: disclaimer?

Me: What's with the Santa hat?

Iggy: I'm letting out my inner child.

Me: Well then can that inner child tell me the disclaimer?

Iggy: SHE NO OWN NOTHING!!

Me: Thank you my inner child friend! Chapter time…

Christmas Episode 4

Holly Jolly?

MaxPOV

Once again I was sleeping….enjoying the time of quietness. Uber comfy and warm. But OF COURSE it doesn't last long. I was once again woken up from my slumber from Nudge jumping on my bed.

"MAX, MAX, MAX!!" Nudge yelled while jumping. "WAKE UPPPP!!"

"Ughhh what could you possibly want?" I mumbled, my pillow covering my head.

"I want you to WAKE UP!!" Nudge said while grabbing my pillow and hitting me with it.

"Ughhh!!! FINE!" I said while getting up.

"So now that your up me and everyone else wanted to sing and listen to Christmas songs." Nudge said. "Meet us in the living room!"

I could already hear the kids setting up the sound system. Sure I guess you could say I have a little bit of Christmas spirit…but singing is just a little too much. I don't even think I can sing! So now I am walking out into a Christmas song death trap…joy.

"Hey Max!" Angel said, jumping down from the couch to give me a hug.

"Hey sweetheart." I said while hugging her back.

"Ok enough with the hugs and love I want to SING!" Iggy said, doing a head bang.

"Iggy we're not listening to "head banging" music." Nudge said.

"Someone turn on the radio! I want to amaze you all with my fab-u-lous voice." Gazzy said.

Nudge was turning the knob on the radio, trying to find the perfect Christmas station. Ugh. Fang was standing in the corner, trying not to get sick from all the Christmas cheer.

"Got the station!" Nudge said. "It sounds like jingle bells is on!"

Nudge broke out into song dancing along with…bells? Don't ask.

"Dashing through the snow." Gazzy sang. "In a ripped up Chevrolet over hills we go, screaming all the way! First one tire falls off and then the whole car wrecks, and when we got back down on the ground we thought we all were dead! Oh Jing-"

"Gazzy?!" I interrupted. "What the heck was that?!"

"It's my new version of Jingle Bells!" Gazzy said with a huge smile on his face.

"OMG!! Its Deck the Halls!!" Nudge said. "Max…sing? Please!" She gave me bambi eyes…crap.

"Fine…play the song." I said, still grumbling.

"Deck the halls with boughs and holly!" Nudge sang, then eyed me.

"Fa la la la la la la la la…" I said madly.

"Tis the season to be jolly!" Angel sang happily, taking my hand in hers.

"Fa la la la la la la la la…" I sang. "Fang sing!"

"Don we now our gay apparel!" Nudge sang. I smacked Fang.

"Fa la la la la la la la la…" Fang whispered. Fang somewhat sang….amazing!

"Max." Angel said, tugging on my sleeve. "What does gay mean?" dang…

"Well Angel it means-" I started.

"It means guys enjoying other guys in a sick way!" Iggy yelled.

"IGGY!" I yelled, throwing a cookie at his face.

"Ouch Max!!" Iggy said while rubbing his eye. "You hit my eye! I'm trying to get my sight back, not completely lose it because of a dang cookie!"

"You deserved it! Now tell Angel the real meaning of "gay"" I said, tapping my foot on the ground.

"Ugh fine. It means your to "Happy"." Iggy said, putting air quotes around happy.

"Sure, I'll go along with it." Angel said, looking all of us in the eyes. "But I know the truth!"

Well that was strange. Fang was still in the corner, Iggy was laughing about "gay rights", Gazzy was mimicking random famous singers, Nudge was dancing to the music…badly, and Angel was looking at Iggy weirdly.

"Have a HOLLY JOLLY Christmas!" Gazzy said, imitating that old mans voice (who sung the song)

Yea…I'm definitely in the Christmas Spirit.

Thanks for reading! Words of advice: Don't get trampled by ongoing Christmas shoppers.

R&R plzzz