My Cabbages!
Warning: This is a crack pairing. If seeing the Cabbage Merchant paired with anyone absolutely revolts you, skip this chapter.
''Aang... I really don't think that Appa is just going to be sitting in the middle of the street somewhere.'' I told Aang. He didn't listen.
''We have to start somewhere, Toph! And once we eliminate all the obvious places, there will be much less area to cover.''
''That's not the point! Nobody in their right mind would try and hide a ten-ton flying bison in the middle of a busy market!''
Aang only took out his glider. Popping it open with his airbending, he flew up into the air. ''You see if you can feel anything down there, I'll check from above.'' He shouted down at me.
''Idiot.'' I muttered under my breath.
I could feel plenty of vibrations under me... someone walking into a tea shop to my left, a man behind me was dragging his feet... But, of course, no bison. I just sort of wandered around for awhile, until I head a giant crash behind me.
''My cabbages!'' A man yelled desperately. I could feel him attempting to pick up the cabbages. And, figures, Aang's footsteps walking around, trying to help pick them up.
''Twinkle Toes, did you crash into this guy's cart again?''
Aang opened his mouth to answer when the cabbage man interrupted. ''Of course he did! This boy,'' He pointed a finger in Aang's face, ''Flew randomly from the sky, viciously mutilating my cabbages. Like he always does. My poor cabbages, made filthy by this... vermin!''
''I didn't ask for your version of the story, weird guy.''
''Well... I didn't ask for my cabbages to be attacked by some crazy tattooed boy with funny clothes!''
''Would you just shut up about Aang and your cabbages!''
''Make me!''
''I will!'' I grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him onto my mouth, kissing him.
After I pushed him away a minute or so later, I could hear him mumbling nonsense, among other things. ''Earthbender... ferocious... cabbages... girl... crazy...''
I grabbed Aang's skinny little arm and we sauntered off.
''That was weird, wasn't it? Sorry you had to resort to such desperate measures...''
I smiled at Aang. Such a sweet kid. ''It's okay, Twinkle Toes. I didn't mind that much, anyways.''
Author's Notes: Crack is Whack... but it's very fun to write. This one took place sometime before Lake Laogai. Probably about City of Walls and Secrets/Tales of Ba Sing Se time frame.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender, nor am I making any money from writing this.