*Sleeping* …Aaah…No Lizzie, don't stab me in the heart…NO LIZZIE! *Wakes up* Oh, hey. I was just having dreams about The Walking Dead…Lizzie's a psychopath…

Just…Read the chapter…

Chapter 11: An Away From Home Home Away From Home Part One (Try saying THAT ten times fast!)

Everything was normal in Smash Mansion that day. Peach was making breakfast, Pichu was pulling pranks and something was in the attic.

Wait, what?

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Down in the basement, Pit and Link were trying to teach Sheik how video games worked. Since she was…Rather old (Please don't kill me Sheik), this was proving to be quite difficult. Link kept trying to tell her what to do, while Pit just opened his 3DS, turned on Yoshi's New Island and gave up completely.

"Okay, Sheik, you want to go to the left now."

"Got it. So, what was that thing you mentioned earlier?"

"Oh, you mean the Witch? Well, it doesn't look like there are any right now-And oh crap I jinxed it."

"Uh, Link? I hate to interrupt your inner ramblings, but there's a creepy lady zombie with claws sitting in the middle of the train."

"Oh crap, do not shoot it."

"Too late."

"But you didn't even-"before Link could finish his sentence, Sheik shot at the Witch, invoking her wrath. After she died in the game, Sheik handed to controller back to Link and began to walk upstairs again.

"I skipped my morning training for that?" she said on her way up. Link facepalmed and turned to look at Pit.

"Thanks for the help, Pit." He deadpanned.

"No prob."

"Um, boys? I hate to just barge in, but we have a problem." Said Peach, walking down to stairs to force the two boys upstairs if necessary.

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It didn't take long for all the Smashers to have gathered in front of the ladder to the attic, all of them deadly silent as they listened to the footsteps plodding along the floor. "…So…I'm assuming that you guys want the guy with the Triforce of Courage to go check that out?" asked Link. Almost everyone nodded in response, with only Pikachu and Pichu staring back with blank looks.

"…Judgment day approaches. The thunder and lightning gods with have their vengeance." The two sisters said in perfect unison. Most of the Smashers raised an eyebrow at this, but then went back to ignoring the two electric types.

"Well, duh, who else would we ask to get the job done?" said Diddy. Toon timidly raised his hand in response.

"Well, alright then." Without another word, Link climbed up the ladder and pulled out his lantern.

Not a minute later, Link fell down the ladder while screaming his hand off. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" he yelled. Zelda pulled out her bow and shot a light arrow at Link.

It hit the small Walltula that had just been chilling on Links shoulder dead center. "Wha-A Walltula?! Really, Link?!" said Olimar, just as all of his Pikmin had finished conquering Dreamland (They were being lead by a certain red Pikmin whom everyone called 'Trooper', or to be more practical, 'Steve'). The rest of Team Hero all burst out laughing at the fact that Link was afraid of a baby Skulltula.

"Gotta do everything myself…" said Toon, who had already begun to climb up to the attic. He picked up Links fallen lantern and looked around. After hearing the footsteps sneaking up behind him, he drew his sword and immediately turned around…

…Only to see a small Rattata looked up at him, confused. Toon let out a sigh of relief. "Guys! It was just a little Rattata!" Toon smiled when he heard their sighs of relief, but then raised an eyebrow at the sight before him. "Make that two!...Or four…Or ten…Or…Oh holy Farore. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

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After Rosalina and Zelda used their magic to remove the Rattata and Raticate pack from the attic (And after Zelda had healed Toons wounds), a couple Smashers went up into the attic to see what the pack had done. Unfortunately for them, the pack had devoured at least half of the spare food they kept in case Kirby decided that he was starving.

"Alright Villager, we're counting on you to see how many supplies we have left while we're in town. Can you do that?" asked Master Hand. Since Kirby had (once again) devoured every other piece of food in the mansion, it was up to everyone else to go get more. Villager nodded eagerly, happy that he didn't have to go out into the cold weather. "Okay, good. Make sure Kirby doesn't do anything either." Villagers smile faded as he turned to look at the puffball, who was currently playing basketball with a leftover Pikmin.

"I wasn't told that you guys were leaving me with Kirby." he whined, pointing at Kirby. Kirby waved at everyone as soon as he heard his name.

"Yes, hello, Kirby. And we're not leaving you with Kirby; we're leaving Kirby with you. HAVEFUNBYE!" all the Smashers then ran out the building and left Villager standing in the empty doorway.

"HEY!" Villager looked down when he felt Kirby tugging on his shirt sleeve. "What?"

"Villager? What's your real name?" Villager looked down at the puffball for a minute.

"…No." he said, walking away angrily. Kirby ran after him.

"Mister No! Wait up!"

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Villager was making sure that the Assist Trophies were working when Kirby let out a squeal of delight. Thinking that the puffball had found the supply of food items, he dashed over to where the puffball was standing…

…Only to see a closet full of dynamite and Smart Bombs open, and Kirby sitting there with a dumb smile on his face and his Fire Copy Essence Deluxe. "Ha ha! Burned it, burned it, burned it!" Villager looked down to see a burning fuse rapidly approaching the large pile of explosives. Villager reacted quickly and grabbed Kirby, speeding out of the mansion. He stared in disbelief as a large inferno engulfed the mansion watching as possessions of the other Smashers flew everywhere. He facepalmed, thinking that Master Hand was going to kill him when Kirby tugged on his hand again. "Seriously, what's your real name?" he asked. Villager facepalmed once more, correctly guessing that Kirby wasn't going to stop bothering him until he actually told Kirby.

"It's Tim, you happy?" Kirby smiled.

"Yes." Kirby then pulled out a stick and began roasting marshmallows on the smoldering remains of Smash Mansion.

"…Aah, what the heck?" thought Tim (Villager), pulling out another stick to join the puffball.

Geez, that only took, what, a month or two? I've been really busy lately. Anyways, I'll have part two up in a little while.