Daleks Kill Everybody Chapter 11: epsisode 11: The Revolution, a doctor who fanfic

Episode 11: "The Revolution"

This chapter was going to be Yugioh, but I realized that something caught my attention in a more urgent sense.

SCOREBOARD:

Kills of humans: 17

Kills of sea creatures: 6

Kills of Daleks: 5

Kills of orcs: 1.4 Bazillion

Conversions of humans into Daleks: 1

Realities destroyed: 1

It was just another sunny day in Cancun, Mexico—the favorite vacation retreat of all Daleks.

"MORE LEMONADE OR YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED!" shouted a Dalek that managed to lie down on a beach chair.

The waitress went over to the place where the lemonade is, wherever the hell that is, because I don't live in Cancun, although that would be nice, say, do you live in Cancun? Can I have your house? I'll give you my dog for it. You'll take good care of her, right? She's a sheltie.

ANYWAY…

As she was getting lemonade, a five-year-old boy sitting on a skateoard came around the corner, pushing himself with a meter stick.

"Who are you?" said the waitress, wondering if he was lost.

He replied:

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

It was heard for a ten-mile radius. The government sounded the air raid/spam sirens, and people fled to their homes, although no actual danger was present (but who'd risk it?)

The Daleks surrounded the boy. "CEASE SPAMMING, OR YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED!"

The kid raised an insane grin. "STURMINATE! STRUURJREMWREWOIPJWFDZLKJFJKOP goose."

"IDENTIFY GOOSE."

"GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE—"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" and a Dalek laser blasted the brat.

But he was still there!

"ILLOGICAL. EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE STILL ALIVE."

"JOIN THE REVOLUTION!"
"EXPLAIN."

"Vive la revolucion!"

Then, one Dalek snapped.

"Okay, you need to seriously get a life. You are a lame piece of (censored) that probably (censored) his (censored censored zen sword Sent, Sir!)."

"DALEKS DO NOT FLAME."

"Are you kidding me? That's all we can do to this guy. He's reduced me to flaming because of—"

The other Dalek slapped that Dalek with the plunger…well, as much as he could with the plunger. "SNAP OUT OF IT! SAY "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

"No! He won't go away!"

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE! 'EX…'"

"…TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

Then all the Daleks shot at the kid and blew him to kingdom come once and for all.