Stan was a little bit worried about the phone call Kyle had made to him. What could Kyle possibly want? He wondered. It has to be a coincidence he called while Kenny was over… yeah. It is. Still, I'd better call him… so he picked the phone up off the desk in his room at about 8:00 PM (Kenny had gone by now) and dialed the number of his super best friend. "Hello?" Kyle asked as he picked up. "Hey," Stan greeted. "You called me earlier?"

"Oh… um, yeah, I did…" Kyle said, suddenly adopting a shy tone. Stan was sure he was fumbling on the other end of the line. "How come?" He asked. Why won't he just come out and say what's bugging him?

"Well, uh… After school… t-today… I kinda… um… came to your place… but you didn't answer when I knocked…"

Stan could feel his face drain of colour. What?! Kyle came by? Did he see us?! Instantly Stan felt his stomach churning. The room began to spin. "Oh God… Oh…" He muttered. Kyle didn't hear him on the other line, apparently. Stan sat down on his bed to steady himself. Damn. The room continued to spin - slowly, but still spinning.

"S-Stan? You okay there?" Kyle asked. Stan lay down now. It helped settle his oncoming migraine. "Y-Yeah," he said. "I just… uh, had an asthma attack."

"I didn't hear you panting…"

"Uh… 'Cause … 'cause I dropped the phone! On my bed…" Stan lied. He knew it must sound so fake… and of course Kyle, being the smart bastard he was, had to catch him in his lie. "C'mon Stan… I know that's not true. Now what really happened?"

"The room started spinning and I feel sick." Stan said. "Could you call me back later?"

"No, this won't take too long," Kyle reasoned. Stan scoffed. "My ass it won't. You called me for a reason; you're stuttering, and I know something's up." Stan smiled proudly, thinking he knew why Kyle had called. It had to be about Kenny.

"Well…" Kyle started. Here it comes. "I kinda thought it was weird you didn't call me back right away… I mean, you were home, weren't you?"

"No, I wasn't," Stan said to see if Kyle really did know.

"Then how come I caught you and Kenny sucking each other?" he asked. "When you didn't answer the door, I waited and heard something inside… so I went and looked in the window."

"…" Stan froze. The room was spinning again. Did Kyle see the whole thing? Did he phone while he was at the window? Regardless, he remained silent, having the feeling Kyle wasn't finished speaking yet. "What exactly were you two doing? Did you join drama or something when I wasn't looking and were secretly practicing a skit?" Now, having to answer, Stan simply said, "… I'm gay."

"No shit dude. Now explain."

"I just did, Kyle… I'm gay. Gay as in turned on by men. Gay as in going out with Kenny."

"You… Kenny… Gay… Together… I … I can't… You…" Kyle's words came out as a formless jumble. Not even the smartest scholar in the world could have understood. Stan, however, thought otherwise. "Look, Kyle, if you can't just accept that Kenny and I are gay and going out," he began, "Then just say so. I don't care. I just didn't think you'd be such a homophobic pussy about it." He hung up the phone right after that last sentence. Wow. That was really gay, he thought. Absent-mindedly, he picked the previously thrown across the room phone and dialed the number of his boyfriend. "Hmm-mm?" a muffled voice said. Jesus Christ, Kenny even wears that at home when he's alone? He decided it didn't matter. "Hey Kenny, it's me," he said. He guessed Kenny didn't have caller ID, him being poor and such. Poor kid didn't even have a mobile phone yet. Instantly I heard a shuffle by the phone and knew Kenny slipped his hood either down, or, hopefully, off his head. "Hey Stan!" He said. "What is it?"

"Kyle… he, uh… kinda saw us… today. Making out."

"Kyle… he what?" Kenny asked, dismay etching his voice. "No… no way, dude…"

"Yeah. He saw us, and I bet Cartman'll find out somehow."

Stan hung up, flinging himself onto his bed and screaming into his pillow.

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A/N: Well, in comparison to my last chapter this one was rather short, but I like it. It's a bit angsty I think… but not too much. There are a few hints in this chapter. Thanks to TheLadyinWhite17 and PP. Bunny for giving me lots of nice reviews!