Bash At The Beach Season 5

The Wedding

Melody: Here we are, y'all! The double wedding where Chris marries both Jade and Tanya. I'm in the ring awaiting the groom. I was asked to wed the three and here comes Chris in a nice black tux. Chris are you nervous, marrying two women?

Chris: I'll be honest, Mel, I am nervous. But I love them both.

Melody: Just imagine, two beautiful, twice the sex.

Chris: Mel?

Melody: You know I'm right. Here we go, y'all! The two beautiful Edenian brides, Jade in a light green dress and Tanya has her yellow dress with her signature skirt. Dearly beloved, we area ll gathered here tonight here in the Overwatch arena to witness this man marrying two women. Which one wants to start?

Tanya: Chris, you and I had been partners since the start of Bash At The Beach's first season. And, despite the fact that we kept it professional, you made me feel loved. Even as a champion, you treated me with intense love and passion and even when I'm not a champion, you still love me. And then Jade won the Female Rumble last year and won your heart as well. Even before that, we both loved you. And now we are here, marrying the very man we love.

Jade: Chris, we are marrying you because we love you. As your wives, imagine our love being more stronger than before. During the show, I know you wanted to touch us, but you kept it professional. And sometimes, after the show, you treated us to nights out in the city, and fell in love with us. As your wives, you will never feel alone again. Although you and Tanya love each other, I came into your life hoping you'd share that same love with me, and you did. The way you admire us both, not just our looks, but our skills in the ring too. I have a hunch that Tanya and I will be teaming with each other, and who knows, maybe we can face Melody and Jacqui for the titles, but all in all Chris, you are our champion."

Chris: Jade, Tanya, since the start of the first season, actually before the start of the first season, Tanya and I had dated months before, even though some girls had their fair share of me, but regardless, I have two beautiful women here, who I love dearly. As my wives, you're both champions in my book. I cannot ask for nothing more.

Melody: And now we present the ring matching their colors, and Jade, I will talk with Jacqui...

Jacqui: Sorry to interrupt, but Jade, you and Tanya will need to prove yourselves in the next few weeks before the show in West Africa, hosted by Sheva Alomar herself. If you win at two tag team matches, you'll be #1 contenders for our titles.

Tanya: What say you, Jade?

Jade: I accept!

Melody: Thank you, Jacqui. Do you have the rings?

Jacqui: Right here.

Melody: Chris, I need you to give the rings to your ladies according to their respective colors. (Chris does so for Jade and Tanya.) And now, by the powers vested in me, you are now husband and wives. Chris, would you do the honor of kissing your wives? (He kisses them both in a three-way) There you have it, y'all! This will close out the Overwatch show. Thank you all for watching. Enjoy the festivities and we will see you all in the Windy City!

Schedule for Chicago's show

Mortal Kombat Calendar Shoot

Match 1: Singles Cammy vs. Gudelia

Match 2: I Quit Match Maki vs. Ingrid

Commercial Break

Match 3: Elimination Chamber Kitana vs Chun Li vs Jill Valentine vs Jun Kazama vs Brigitte vs Nyotengu

Main Event: Jade & Tanya vs. Taki & Setsuka