EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: C.G.I ALVIN VS CARTOON JEANETTE! BEGIN!
I'm G.C.I Alvin man and I'm a major rock star, baby.
My charming looks are as sweet as candy.
You are cartoon Jeanette with your to-to and round geeky glasses.
Your foster mother's an elderly woman who thinks she still looks hot with her poses.
And on top of that, you're very clumsy.
I bet it's from your pathways bring so bumpy.
If you're a chipmunk, where's your back stripes and tail.
And I think you may need more sleep, you look pail." C.G.I Alvin. Now it's cartoon Jeanette's turn to rap.
"No I don't look pail, I'm better looking than you are you jerk.
You have a dirty jock of underwear that's gross like"erk".
My cartoon series get children well entertained while your bad movie theology makes them want to broadly shout.
Your squeakueal will the remembered as a film that's been in cinema the same year as Michael Jackson died out.
And me and my cartoon sisters will be remembered as girls who started out the same as he became the king of pop.
Me, my sisters and the cartoon chipmunks are in a better forms than you are and I be smashing you while rhyming in this rap." Rapped cartoon Jeanette. Now it's C.G.I Alvin's turn to rap.
"You don't have much muscle underneath your skin, so are you're kidding?
I'll be playing my guitar solo so load, it'll leave your ears ringing.
You and I are both orphans who found our ways to fame.
But if you brook your glasses, then who you have other than yourself to blame.
I'll be wowing fans with my rocking and rolling while you're in science class mixing potions.
You be nothing but a girl with glasses, teaming with your male counterpart cartoon Simon to by a way to turn rubbish into a power called fusion." Rapped C.G.I Alvin. Now it's cartoon Jeanette's turn to rap.
"That's because me and him are geniuses bringing hope for the future while you're goofing off like a spoiled high headed idiot.
You're only six inches tall, so I got enough muscle in my paws to crush you up like an apricot.
I don't need a fancy instrument to get to the top of the charts when I got my wonderful singing voice.
And it can do more than make ears ring, it'll make you deaf, so give up or not hear anymore, your choice.
You wear a nice hoodie, but that's about it.
Your movie theology's an epic fail while my cartoon series a major success, so I think you should quit.
Why don't you go on home and play with C.G.I Theodore a game of Moco polo.
My singing sounds way better than your guitar solo." Rapped cartoon Jeanette.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS