Sparrow groaned and rubbed her temples. On the opposite side of the dinner table, Pete was talking enthusiastically.
"I'm so humbled by your stately presence I want to cry diamonds and throw them at your feet!"
"You're my favorite customer!"
She laid her hands out on the table. "We've been over this Pete, I am your wife."
"I can't believe how great everything is right now!"
Sparrow let her head fall on the table with a satisfying thunk.