A/N: If you have an idea or character you want Jackie to use, leave it in a review. Also, I'm sorry it took me so long to post this chapter, which is why I can't remember the reviews I have to reply to. Sorry! Also, if you had a character appear in this story and felt you got a small role, don't worry! I usually have them come back on the show again, or mention them in flash back scenes!

Disclaimer: In this universe, I do not own Dragonball Z. However, I believe I do in Pete's World! I'm gonna go say hi to Rose Tyler now! See ya!...Kidding, kidding…I'll finish the chapter first.

THE REAL DBZ: 50th REVIEW SPECIAL

Jackie Tanner was upset, and for once, she had a right to be. She had carefully planned out her torture methods and embarrassing questions for a certain female crime fighter, and then it turns out her newest victim went out to lunch with Gochi. Not only did this mean she didn't have a show, it also meant she had two people to get revenge on…But being the vengeful young girl she is, Jackie only found delight in the prospect of torturing the two on live television.

"Jacks, come on! Artie is going to be here any minute!" Glitter squealed, her eyes lighting up with hearts.

Yet another reason, Jackie thought, that someone would pay for this punishment. Was this how my victims felt, she wondered.

"JACKS!" Glitter yelled, crossing her arms angrily and tapping her foot impatiently. "Artie is going to be here and you're not even ready!"

Jackie rolled her eyes at Glitter's newfound obsession with Arthur Sparks. He was just a friend of theirs from school, but Glitter seemed to worship the very ground he walked on. It didn't matter if said ground was covered in boogers, Saiyan hair, sticky skittles, and mud: she'd treat it just the same. Jackie herself just thought of him as a skinny boy, with messy red hair and an intelligent twin sister. But to Glitter, that didn't even come close to describing him. To her, he was the sun, and she was the shade…Or more likely, the stalker who has nothing to lose.

To make a long story short, Glitter was almost as bad as Emely. Almost.

"Don't forget Arien, Glitter," Jackie chided, rolling her eyes.

"..Arien?" Glitter asked, briefly pausing her fussing on wherever her outfit was good enough.

"His bloody twin sister!" Jackie scolded, still feeling quiet annoyed at her friend.

Sometimes, Glitter could be Jackie's best friend, which she actually was for a matter of fact. But at other times, Jackie could help but wondering how they ever got along. Perhaps it had to do with when they were children, and the substitute teacher, Mrs. Irene Hatechildren, had forced them to make a macaroni sculpture out of bricks. Consequently, Jackie and Glitter started a throwing contest, which led to almost everything in the classroom being destroyed. It was either that, or the time when they both ordered the same sandwich and didn't speak to each other at all…Yeah, let's go with that…

Like a hawk, Jackie's eyes immediately snapped to the door as soon as the handle began to turn. She knew this was the moment when it would all happen; the point in time when the world would end, or when the world would continue on until Vegeta got bored. Though to be truthful, Jackie would quite like to watch a bored Vegeta…It reminded her of Hockey games, which happened to be one of her favorite pastimes. That and watching Goku try to read at a third grade level. Oh yes, that was surely one of her favorites…

That rusty handle was being agonizingly slow, at least for Glitter it was. She just couldn't help but let out a little whimper, knowing that all that was separating her from her precious Artie was a narrow slab of wood. And a cheap one at that, since Jackie had been the one to purchase it. In the back of her mind, Glitter was also remembering the Eighth Amendment, which was clearly in violation. It was suppose to protect her from Cruel and Unusual Punishments, yet here she was, being tortured in one of the oddest of ways…Or at least, she herself thought it to be.

Ten minutes later, that knob still continued to turn. Honestly, even Raditz would have been in here by now, which was one of the few compliments that spiky haired Saiyan received. Well, all Saiyans are spiky haired…Except for Nappa, that is, since he was bald. Or perhaps his hair was just invisible? Which would make him, too, a spiky haired Saiyan…Too bad Vegeta had to blow him up before we could check, and thus, we can only guess that he was bald since the presence of his mustache. Otherwise, wouldn't his mustache be invisible as well? Or did he just like his hair more? Or like his mustache more...? Or maybe he's an Alien from another world…A world besides Planet Vegeta, of course…

Finally, the door knob ceased movement, jerking towards Jackie and Glitter as it slowly opened. If they hadn't known any better, they might have suspected that Arthur and Arien were doing this to them on purpose. However, Arien knew all too well how easily annoyed Jackie could get, and stopped messing with her after what is known as The Great Incident. No one could forget that day, and those that did, are currently being examined at Capsule Corp for the great anomaly that occurred in their brains.

A girl with curly purple hair, deep pink eyes, and fair skin stepped out, causing Glitter to immediately pout. Arien was very sweet, kind, and had helped Jackie out with torture ideas several times, but Glitter never really liked her. Jackie reasoned that it was because Arien used the same brand of hair gel as Glitter, which promptly caused her to have a fit. Jackie and Arthur both shuddered at the very thought of that day. Not even Frieza would have been able to watch it without flinching from fear and pure terror.

Next to walk in was a sleepy looking boy, with spiky red hair and light blue eyes. As soon as he was spotted, Glitter dashed over to him, or attempted to, since Jackie grabbed her at the last second. There was no way Miss Jackie Tanner wanted Glitter to attempt a snog fest with Arthur.

Arthur Sparks had arrived, and the silly blonde in the room certainly felt that there were sparks. Sadly, it was most likely in her imagination…Which may in fact have been a good thing, at least for Jackie. The last time Glitter had a boyfriend, she had already planned out the wedding and ordered the cake after week one. Yeah, the guy thought she was crazy too…

"Glitz! Hey girl!" Arien said, smiling, even though Glitter's attention was fully focused on her brother.

"Artie! I missed you oh so much!" Glitter squealed, somehow having escaped Jackie's firm grasp and squeezing the life out of poor Arthur.

Poor, poor Arthur. His face was turning purple, but Glitter payed it no mind. She was too busy inhaling his scent, memorizing his hair, and gazing deep into his eyes while also glaring at Jackie, in case she tried to separate them. It was times like these when Jackie was quite angry that she didn't have a victim. Most of them would have sided with her, and promptly removed the gross couple-that-wasn't-a-couple.

Alas, Jackie's salvation would not come. There would be no buff hero, or former villain, coming to rescue her. She should have thought about this when she decided to host the show, and realized that they probably wouldn't want to help her. Then again, Goku helps everyone, even the people trying to kill them. The only exception would be nurses, especially the ones equipped with needles. He hated those, and Jackie had a secret. And thin, glass secret with a point, just waiting to scare that Saiyan into action, but first, she'd have to figure out how to find him.

Of course, she'd have to get through ChiChi first.