Okies since there still haven't been anymore votes I'm just gonna say screw it and attempt a long chapter with all three events...this could take a while (sigh) oh well I'd better get this over with, and just a hint for you all because I feel nice this chapter is gonna have another character added and as always won't get along with Tangerine and her rude nick-names can't wait until this is done now let's see where this goes WooT!
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"Hmm..." I was having a hard time deciding on what to torture the aliens with next, the sugar had obviously gotten to Spaz though because in the half hour it had taken me to decide so far he had manged 30 laps aroud the ship, "I've got it!" I shouted triumphantly when I knew what we would do next. The aliens looked up in shock obviously having forgotten I was there. "Just one more moment," I told them, they all groaned, I went to my bag I had brought to the park and from it took out a hairbrush, many bright shades of nailpolish and several make-up kits, "Muahahahahahaha," I cackled evilly turning around with a brawd (gawd yes I know I can't spell) smile on my face, "next up, MAKEOVER!" I screamed happily.
They all looked at me not sure what to say or think, finally Eggy spoke, "What...exactly does that...mean?" he asked slowly.
"Just wait and find out!" I replied happily, "now who will be my first victim?" I asked feeling like my evil self again. As I expected none of them volunteered, "If you don't volunteer I choose," I threatened them, Eggy feeling that he would be chosen first snuck behind Spaz to hide. "Don't worry I'll do a random selection, with one of Earth's most efficient selecting systems," I told them so they'd calm down, it didn't work though, so I began, "Eeny meenie mynie moe, catch a tiger by the toe," I sang happily, and yet again I got a look that told me they were weirded out beyond compare and would be scarred for life, coming to the end of the song I sang, "and out goes, Y-O-U," I pointed at Spaz who screamed, "WHAT!" "Come along now," I goaded him out of the room...okay so I dragged him as he screamed up tears and held onto the floor for dear life.
Two hours later I peaked my head out the door, to let them know he was ready,I was about to scream 'NOW PRESENTING!' but they weren't there, I looked around the empy room, then heard fits of laughter behind me, followed by a "SHUT UP ALL READY! I WAS FORCED INTO THIS AGAINST MY WILL!" I turned around and saw that the other two aliens had entered the room, probably by teleporting I guessed.
"Oh that's rich Tart, just wait until everyone finds out about this," Eggy cackled.
"Oh be nice, just admit you're jealous Eggy," I put in, looking Spaz up and down, "Besides he looks cute like that." I looked at him, it wasn't my best work but only so much can be down with a non-cooperative male alien, he looked like a clown with the amount of make-up I put on him, not to mention I changed his hairstyle to look similar to Monkey's except longer, and I had him in a large poofy pink feather boa. "Speaking of which Eggy you're next," now it was Tarts turn to laugh.
"Come, come darling," I instructed in an awful accent, he just stared at me then I snapped my fingers to Spaz and Cookie dough and they smiled and helped me strap him to a chair.
"No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed in agony as I performed magic on him, I hated it but in the fun of the sleepover I had to butcher his perfect face (yah yah yah I have a Kish obsession what else is new). An hour later I brought Eggy out, again I had to drag him, it took a bit of effort but finally Cookie dough and Spaz helped me and got him out for full view. Spaz was laughing with all his might, as revenge against Eggy for before, Eggy was about to go after him, but I grabbed his ear and yanked it back causing him extreme pain, "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" he screamed as I continued pulling. I hadn't done too much to Eggy, I mostly worked on his eyes, lips and nails, red wasn't his colour but that's what he got anyway, bright red lipstick that wasn't all on his lips and somehow had managed to get on his ear. Cookie dough and Spaz weren't even going to ask, he had faded red eye shadow and blush on, apparently his skin hadn't taken nicely to the makeup though so his face was bright red from the rash, then his nails appeared to be the only part that came out right, but they only appeared right in actuality they were way off. His nails were supposed to be hot pink but they came out more like a red-orange, the best part of his outfit was a cheep long red sequened dress and a pair of high heels. His hair...well I wasn't able to do much with it because it was too short so I just undid it and stuck a bow on his head, if you squinted, he kinda looked like a red Ichigo with green hair.
"Okay next up is Cookie dough," I cheered hyperly even though it was near 1 am.
"There is no way you're getting me into one of those ridiculous outfits!" he stated sticking his nose up, I just looked to Eggy and Spaz, they got the signal right away as we surrounded him.
"GO!" I screamed as we all came down on him with the makeup and hair supplies, when we were done, he looked like a complete mess, hair tied into odd little bunches here and there, all sorts of makeup everywhere except where it was supposed to be, and the outfit stayed mostly the same, it just had a few makeup stains on it (cough everywhere cough). "WOOT! makeover's complete!" I yelled still happy.
"WAIT JUST A MINUTE!" they all shouted at me at once, "You make us all get into these horrifying outfits and think you're going to get away with nothing?" they asked in a scary unison, "I don't think so."
"Uh...okay then...uh what do I have to work with?" I asked them seeing my makeup was all used up except a few colors. Infront of me they handed a bunch of ribbons and other things mostly based on the colors red, purple, and brown. "Okay...let's see what I can do," I replied scooping up everything entering the other room. It took me even longer than I could have comprehended to come up with something, finally after 3 hours I came out slowly, the aliens just gasped, especially Eggy. I looked nothing like I usually would, I wore a pink T-shirt, and a very poofy pink skirt, wrapped around my arms were red ribbons from my elbow to my wrist, similar to the white ribbons on my legs except they were obviously from my knees to my ankles, and on my feet were hot pink high heel strappies, and the part of the outfit I hated most was the giant pink wig, that I had tied into pigtails using the lavender ribbons tied into bows, my nails were pink (finger and toe), everything was pink, it looked like I was wearing pink blush but the sad truth that was me actually blushing, something I wasn't used to. "So what do you think?" I asked shyly, gawd I hated feeling like this, I liked my bright colours but I hated pink.
They stood there gawking for a bit when Eggy finally asked, "Why don't you look ridiculous?"
I replied sadly, "Because if I had done anymore aside fom the pink, I would have died a very painful death," I sighed, then I quickly added to them, "Don't says anything!"
"Well just so you know I hink you look very pretty," Eggy teleported behind me back to his usual perverted player self. I didn't respond, making people go insane, that's what I was good at, taking compliments from hot guys, not so much. The aliens laughed at me, then I went back to my warped sence of reality, and threw a shoe at Spaz then Cookie dough, Eggy hollared with laughter, then I smacked a pillow right in his face.
"Like I said before," I said with a deadly look, "PILLOW FIGHT!" I screamed happily coming at them with as many pillows as possible. Almost instantly the place was dusted in feathers and discarded pillow cases, then from above the T.V. stand I jumped down on all of them with a pillow attached, I landed on all of them then we all laughed, even Cookie dough laughed insanely, in about half an hour we all lay down completly exhausted, still chuckling I told them, "okay, break time, now where the heck is the bathroom?" I asked getting up.
"Down the hall," Spaz told me breathing heavily, as if he'd never used that much energy before.
"Okay," I responded walking down the hall, about halfway I realized I had no idea just how far he had meant by 'down the hall'. Finally I came to a large set of double doors with a fancy design, I could tell this wasn't the washroom, but curiosity got the better of me, so I entered and saw what appeared to be floating demolished ancient Greece. I walked slowly to the center, then in a flash of blue light was teleported to what seemed to be outer-space, but I could breath, suddenly a dim blue light appeared above me and asked, "Who dares disturb the resting of the mighty deep blue?"
"Eep," I wasn't exactly used to blue lights talking to me but I sucked it up and responded, "Tangerine! and may I ask who you are?" I questioned though by the mighty he had placed in his name before I guessed he wasn't one to be messed with (even if he did sound like a squeeky toy).
"As I said before I am the Mighty Deep Blue," he announced, "What is a human doing upon my ship anyway?"
"I'm a hostage," I replied winking at him.
"You don't seem very hostage like, go and fetch Kisshu for me!" he demanded.
"Make me," I told him, "By the way what's up with the 'Mighty' anyway?" I asked out of curiosity.
I'm sure he would have been outraged if I hadn't reminded him of the title he'd obviously given himself, "I am the mighty deep blue! one day I will wipe out your race and claim your plant as my own," he went on I just ignored him, being as impatient as I am. 'Hmm,' I thought, 'deep blue? that doesn't really suit him, he needs a new name...deep blur? Nah...blue? blue? Blue!' I thought.
"I know you'll be Labatt Blue!" I shouted interupting his ranting.
"What!" he screamed at me not believing I'd said that.
"Labatt Blue! It suits you much better, and I'm sure on occasions you'll be Beer-boy," I announced happily.
"GET OUT NOW!" he screamed at me making the space echo.
"Wow, way cool," I said as I was teleported back to the destroyed ancient Greece. I walked out of the door happy I'd met a new person...thing, and managed to make them hate me in near record timing. I came back to the main room to see the aliens cleaning up, "And what do you think you're doing?" I asked them like a stern mother seeing kids stealing from the cookie jar.
"Cleaning up, isn't this sleepover was it? over?" Eggy asked.
"Oh far from, there's still two things left to do," I told them. "Next up, gossip!" Cookie dough and Spaz walked over to their sleeping bags and got in, "Hey what are you doing now?" I asked confused.
"From what I've read of Earth gossip is mindless talk of other people while they aren't there," he said scientifically, "So I'm going to sleep now," he turned over.
"Then I guess you don't want any information about the mews," I taunted him.
"Well I guess we could stay up a little longer," he turned back over with a hating look on his face. "So we just ask you anything?"
"Yah pretty much but I suggest we start with relationship gossip, it's much more interesting," I commented.
"Okay then...what...can you tell me about...Zakuro?" he asked hesitantly.
"Three words, Not-a-chance," I sad bluntly counting them off on my fingers. "First off she's a celebrity, celebrities just don't date aliens, plus it would hurt her on the tabloids," I explained, "second you're an alien, she's a mew mew she's not supposed to like you, I would personally try for someone else, do you have anyone in mind?" I advised so he wouln't get his heart completely shattered, it was bad enough I was destroying his sanity.
"Well there is the green mew...she seems intellectual," he told me shyly.
"Aww I'm sure you would make an adorable couple," I told him, "she's smart, you're smart, she's shy, you're shy, it would be a perfect couple," I clapped, "Oh wait that's right she has a thing for a certain someone else..." I said sadly shattering his dreams.
"It's that blonde human! Isn't it!" he asked enraged.
"Yah it's Target Practice, but I cannot permit you to kill him," I said proffesionally.
"And since when do you tell me what I can and can't do?" he asked with pure anger that a pathetic human was in his way of happiness.
"Because if you kill him you'll be the new Target Practice, and that means torture every time I see you," I threatened.
"Fine then, I won't kill him," he flumped down like a stubborn 4 year old with his arms crossed.
"Don't worry though, he likes Ichigo, and you have my full permission to kill Pretty-boy," I said as if it was no problem.
"DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF SELLING OUT ICHIGO FOR YOUR OWN HAPPINESS!" Eggy screamed at Cookie dough as an evil look crept on his face.
As the two yelled at eachother I asked Spaz, "Is there anything you want to know about a certain blonde haired monkey girl?" I asked watching him blush deep crimson.
"NO I HATE THAT ANNOYING MONKEY GIRL!" he screamed but not nearly loud enough to get over the other two aliens, but I still heard him.
"Well just so you know, she thinks non-stop about you Tar-Tar," I told him jokingly.
All the aliens were yelling now mostly about useless junk I didn't care for I just plugged my ears and waited, soon Spaz fainted from exhaustion onto a giant heap of pillows. Cookie dough soon follwed his lead by falling into his slepping bag and fell asleep. So all that were left was Eggy and myself.
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Gahh that took yay too long I'm never writing a chapter like that ever again, oh well, a couple weeks I had an infected toe, well now I have a cold-sore, and a blister from archery, I hope it ends soon otherwise my fingers will die, anyway it's late and there's a snowstorm outside so I'll just shut up and let you wait for the next chappie, remember R&R&Flame I'm hoping for a decent amount of reviews, can't wait, till next time.
-Tangerine