Why do I have to work with such idiots, Pein thought. Zetsu was in the hospital in intensive care, Hidan was trapped in a pool with no way to escape without involving the authorities, and Kisame was having an affair with a Koi fish. Things couldn't get any worse.
He had to formulate a plan. That's it! The orange haired man thought. He had come up with the perfect plan. Well it wasn't perfect and it wasn't fool proof, but it might be enough to get the job over with and get money for the rent.
"Sasori, Diedara, quit fucking each other and help me with my plan."
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"Sasuke," Naruto whined, "Marching is exhausting. Can we ppppllllllleeee eeaaaaassssssee eeeeeee go out to eat for once, maybe at a fancy restaurant."
Sasuke closed the gap between the two and swept the blonde into an embrace.
"Anything for you, my uke," Sasuke whispered huskily into Naruto's ear, sending shivers down the blonde's spine a light blush fading onto his face.
"Nnn" Naruto moaned slightly, even though he hated it when the teme did this to him in public.
Sasuke smirked, loving the fact he could do this to the blonde.
For once everything almost perfect…
"Everything is set,"
"Perfect,"
I will update as soon as possible… I just need to learn how to write action scenes…