Chapter 11
AN: HARMONY is a trubled gurl n not a Mary Susie okaaay! If u flam den u hate world pease.
B4 Harry culd go wif the Lord of Darkness Harmony stud up in da class. "I haf an anoosement to mack in frunt of da hole class" (Tyler got up fastly to find a noose). "I am in luv wif Postmastr General!1" The whole class ohhhhhed becuz nobody new Harmony wuz a bisezual Hogwarts student. Scientistz think she iz bisezual becux she licks world peace.
"Neither off u can survive will da odder lives!" sez Lord Darkness (he sez dis becuz dey do nut want 2 live wifout da Postmastr) (geddit cuz dey booth lick birds)!
Dumble sez do nut go wif da Lord of Darkness becuz if u save Postmastr den u will mack da bad man invicinble" "I donut car" said Harmoney nd Harry at once! "We want to saf Postmastr!"
"Tack my handz" sez Lord Darkness nd we can saf Postmastr" Harmoknee nd Harry Porter took his handz nd dey appearated.
De tree o dem reappeareated in da middle of a black lack dey randomly found nd automagically (geddit cuz Harry Porter is about magic) dey were surrounded by Denominators! Lord Darkness sed "if u mack it pazt da Denominators frist den u can save Postmaster General and live wif da General!"
"ECCEPTO PRONTONIUM" yelled Harry but only a small trickle of water leaked from the tip. Meanwhile Harmony thrust her wand into the ears of the Denominators and yelled da spell (do u understand? She wants dem dead so she can haf da Postmastr)
Da Denominators disappeared n Harmony could see da empty Whorecrucks in da middle of da iland (no, nut lik da iphone).
AND DEN, Harry noticed Harmony looked tired n she culd not run to the whorecrucks very fast. Harry begun running fastly BUT THEN he saw SnupStup nd Carrotroot appare and give Harmony a pack fo Tentacula leaves nd a lighter. Harmony smocked da leaves and regained her power n runned to da whorecrucks.