Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title:
Dear Journal
Rating: PG
Genre:
Humor/Parody
Pairing:
Remus/Shacklebolt implied
Summary: CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Warning: Implied slash.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.

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AN: I found a new Starbucks drink! :sips happily:

Enjoy!

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Dear Journal,

Narcissa sent Nagini to the zoo in Muggle London.

Went to visit Nagini. We struck a deal.

Asked Voldemort how he's doing. He said he's fine and that he will destroy me.

Hermione told me to stop writing to him.

Harry