Harry woke in his bed. He was so warm. He briefly wondered if it was a dream. He jerked out of bed and was surrounded by people. He wasn't in the hospital but Dobby was sitting at the foot of his bed.

"Is everything okay?"

Dobby moved his hands going to Harry's head. Dobby smiled then snarled at him. "Not that you make it easy to be. What was Harry thinking? You should know better. You could have got you both killed."

Holy Merlin. Dobby was on a roll. He looked around the rest of the room and saw more pissed off faces. Oh shit.

Pansy was the first to implode. "What the fuck Harry? You are pregnant. Very fucking pregnant! What were you thinking?"

Malfoy got up furious. He opened his mouth snarled then thought better to speak and stormed from the room. Holy shit. When Draco found out, he was fucking dead. Death wouldn't need to take him because Draco was going to blow cauldrons when he found out. Harry just hoped Malfoy would get over the impaled thing.

"I'm fucking dead when Draco finds out."

Pansy snarled. "You should be. We are all pissed at you. You are important to everyone here not because of what you did but because who you are Harry. You have made us all love you. You opened our eyes to the mistakes and insanity around all of us. You fucking united us and made us whole and then we found out you took all these risks and hid something from us. We understand why you hid it, you had to be scared. Voldemort would have done everything to kill you and your child but we could have helped keep you safer."

Didn't he just feel like shit? Dobby was still glaring at him.

"I'm sorry."

Harry held his head in shame as everyone filed into the bed with him. It was crowded, loud and tear filled as he burst into tears. He was immediately embraced by arms of anyone who could reach him but he was happy. They'd made it, again.

It took him three days to finally get his body back to normal. He'd drank so many potions and been coddled enough. He was leaving the damn Slytherin dorms.

He made a mad dash as someone tried to catch him and waddled all the way to the grand hall before whoever the hell it was screamed he was out of bed as his ass hit a chair.

Harry death glared anyone who tried to get him to go back to bed. His usual table filled up quickly and they watched him like a hawk as he ate. He didn't care at this point. He just wanted to move around a little.

Lightening crashed into the main hall. Several students jumped up running. Harry watched in utter confusion as the ceiling changed. The power in the room was sizzling. He knew it wasn't him as everyone turned to him. He shook his head no. He had nothing to do with this. The entire room went dark then light filled the room and three audible crashes filled the air. The torches burst back as the candles on the ceiling relit and the room was cast back into light.

Three figures lay moving to stand. Harry froze.

"Where the fuck is the hotter Potter?"

Harry didn't know how fucking relieved and terrified he was at once. He couldn't move if his life depended on it. Everything in him was frozen.

"I repeat. Where the fuck is the hotter Potter?"

Heads whipped around to Harry. He still couldn't move or speak. Draco followed the movements and their eyes locked. Relief, love, devotion, everything crossed Draco's face and Harry was crashed in dizziness. He had never been so happy in his life.

Draco fucking snarled and pushed people out of the way to get to him. He saw Snape and the Potter who belong here trying to stand. He ignored them and focused on the only damn thing he cared about.

"What nothing. Not a fucking word, Potter."

Harry was still stunned. Draco froze. He saw Malfoy sitting beside Harry on the end of the table where he always sat. Draco began to stalk again. He moved getting right up in his own face. "Why are you so close to my fucking boyfriend?"

The entire room fucking flinched. No one but the few who knew saw this shit coming. Pansy burst into laughter. It pulled Harry out of his own stupidity.

"Only a fucking Malfoy would be jealous of himself."

Draco's eyes turned to Harry. Holy shit had he missed that cocky fucking to damn it all glare.

Draco moved pushing his counterpart out of the chair and moved closer. Malfoy snarled and took a few steps away. "Then… you won't be jealous to know I kissed the less hotter Potter."

Harry stood up and rammed his fist straight into Draco's face before he remembered Draco didn't know yet and slammed his ass straight down in his chair. He used the charm Dobby taught him and stood back up. Dobby tsked beside him so did everyone else at the table but he was furious and pissed. He had no right to be pissed off but he was he was furious. What could he say, he was pregnant. He didn't have to make sense.

The calm voice that slid out of Harry should have scared the shit out of everyone. "I'm sorry what?"

Draco smirked at him. Harry felt every ounce of blood he had go straight to his cock. "Only a Potter would be jealous of himself."

Harry leaned down somehow he didn't wobble. He thought it was a fucking accomplishment and rammed his fist into his face again.

Draco reeled back his head hitting the floor but when he shook his head he only smiled back at Harry. Harry stood and planned to kick him straight the fuck in the face. Whether he fucking fell or not, his foot was in the air to come down on him when he heard Dobby snap his fingers and all the tables were covered with bowls of popcorn. The crunching sounds began almost immediately.

Fucking traders! He snarled down at Draco who was standing trying to walk to him. He moved out of his way. "Don't you want the less hotter Potter. Look he is only a few steps away, go fuck him."

"I'd rather keep you instead."

Harry threw up a shield. Draco grinned leaning against the shield. Everyone was completely enthralled at watching Harry fuming and Draco the Slytherin prince's reactions.

"Well, then I don't feel as bad since I fucked Malfoy."

That got the whispering going. Draco turned to Malfoy. Malfoy smirked and shrugged. Draco lunged for him and they were fighting rolling around in the floor. Harry rolled his eyes. Snape snickered.

They broke apart and Draco snarled.

"I only kissed him because he fell out of the air two seconds after you were physically pulled out of my arms. I was so fucking relieved you didn't leave. You barely had time to tell me you were cursed then you were falling back slamming into the ground."

Draco continued on. His God like fingers stroking the shield like his hands usually ran over Harry's skin. Harry was trying desperately to listen and not focus on his hands.

"That was a fucking disaster. Faux Potter, let's just say was confused. Severus has the pensive memory for you. He even wrapped it. Faux Potter freaked out. I had no idea what was going on. It took about ten seconds to realize he was faux Potter. Then faux Potter really freaked out. There were bodies everywhere including Lupin and the Weasley's. Snape and Molly tried to calm him down. It took forty five minutes for them to even get him to where he could speak properly."

"I don't really know what happened for the next few days. Let's just say I had to be fucking sedated. Pomfrey is still weary around me. I kind of fucking lost it."

Draco entire body was hanging on the shield. Harry was about to make it so much worse. The crunching of popcorn was still filling up the room.

"After I finally was off insanity watch because my fucking boyfriend had been replaced, I got Severus really drunk. It took four bottles of fire whiskey and a bottle of truth serum to finally find out what the fuck you had done."

Sexy playful Draco, gone. Scary Draco, check.

"How the fuck could you do that? I turned around for a minute and you were gone. No one knew what the fuck was going on. Fucking sex god, Neville, then informs me that you spoke to him for two seconds and said quote, you loved me and kill the snake."

"I knew you were going to do something stupid but you walked out there and let him fucking kill you. You fucking walked straight to him. You didn't think I wanted you to live. You didn't think about us at all. You just strode down to your fucking death like it was a walk to fucking Hogsmeade. You can imagine my reaction to that. Let's just say Pomfrey is very fucking upset with me."

"Fine!" Harry snapped walking straight up to the shield he couldn't go any farther when his stomach touched it. "Fine, I did. I walked over the dead bodies of people we fought with and I walked straight into the forest. I gripped the resurrection stone straight in my hand and argued with my parents for ten minutes not to die because I was pregnant with your child and I knew that if I didn't it wouldn't matter because we were all fucking dead."

Draco gripped the shield his eyes were huge. Shock, fury- back and forth back and forth it went.

"I walked straight into that clearing and he shot the killing curse at me. Before I hit he ground, death was waiting on me. I mean death the man. I begged him Draco to take me with him after what I just did. I broke the fuck down and snapped and begged him to let me die because of what I'd done. I let Voldemort kill our child to save everyone. I didn't want to come back from that. I couldn't face myself, I couldn't face you. I knew I would tell you. I can't lie to you. I never could so I begged and fucking pleaded to go with him so I wouldn't have to face you."

Draco had stumbled back. He finally stopped when he hit a table.

"He told me no. I was then informed that I was the master of the fucking Hallows. Then he sent me back. Narcissa lied and told Voldemort I was dead and was carried back to the castle. You know the fucking rest."

Draco stared at him. Harry waited for the blow up. Draco just fumed. He was holding it back. Oh my God was it something to see. Harry heard Dobby tsk at him again. Harry turned and glared at him. Malfoy wasn't happy either.

Harry snarled. "I killed him again. Three days ago."

That was the starter gun. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, AGAIN!"

"You are not deaf. I did it… again."

Draco looked at the shield. It started to crack. Draco knew wandless magic too. Harry strengthened the shield. It was like fire in Draco's veins. He snarled so loud it bounced off the walls of the room. "You better think really hard before you answer this Potter. Did you throw yourself on you sword again?"

"No."

Dobby tsked again behind him. Harry snarled. He was fucking getting there. Draco's eyes trained on Dobby. He snarled at Harry before he turned his beautiful smile on Dobby. Dobby grinned. He loved Draco.

Fuck!

"Dobby, is Harry not telling me something?"

"Oh yes, Master Draco. Harry is pregnant." The house elf looked back at Harry and snarled still angry. His little head whipped back to Draco. "The whole time."

Harry stared at the floor. All crunching stopped. Every fucking noise in the entire world stopped. Harry could imagine the reactions in the room. He was so screwed. What happened next shocked everyone. Harry looked up. His eyes met Draco's. Draco Malfoy Slytherin prince met his eyes before they rolled back in his head and he fainted.

No one moved to shocked to do anything then Snape, Fucking Severus Snape, burst into laughter. He clutched his arm around his stomach bent over, tears streaming out of his face laughter. Harry turned from him to look over the shield. Oh shit, was all he could think. He was so screwed.

The other Snape, the one from his world, was smirking as he went to check on Draco. Snape's laughter had finally calmed but he was still snickering under his breath. Snape stepped over Draco and walked to the shield.

"Oh fuck, Dobby what the hell?"

Dobby looked at him innocent as he could. "You were taking too long." Then he picked up his popcorn and began to crunch.

A moan came from the floor. Snape took a step back getting the hell out of the way. Draco rolled pulling himself up and then snarled. "YOU FOUGHT HIM… AGAIN! PREGNANT?" He looked around the room ready to kill someone. "AND YOU FUCKERS LET HIM!"

Pansy was the first to speak. "Oh hell no, he hid it from everyone."

Draco's eyes moved back to the shield. "Potter," His voice was sweet, seductive. Harry felt himself take a step back as his body was almost driven to run to him and the utter annihilation waiting for him. "Take it down."

Harry shook his head. "At this point, we are at blows before we fuck each other to unconsciousness. I don't think I could take it."

That had the crunching starting again.

Draco pouted. "I think we are past that, Love." Harry felt his eyes flutter shut but he slammed them open. "And you owe me for letting faux Malfoy fuck you."

Harry walked up to the shield and looked at Draco. "I didn't let him fuck me. Malfoy is a bottom."

Draco's head whipped around to Malfoy. Malfoy stood stoic mask in place. Harry told himself to keep his mouth shut he was practically begging Draco to slaughter him.

"WHAT!"

The words were out before Harry could reign himself in. "Exclusive."

Draco turned back to Malfoy and charged at him. They stood nose to fucking nose. Neither one of them flinched. The sound of popcorn crunching was like bombs going off in the silence. Harry heard Pansy and Ginny snicker. Draco threw up a silencing charm around them.

Pansy laughed. "Harry, you are so screwed. What do you think they are talking about?"

"It's fucking Draco. Probably a threesome."

Pansy and Ginny burst out in giggles.

Draco and Malfoy were screaming. Malfoy said something that had Draco stop mid scream then he hit Malfoy. Malfoy smirked then reared back and hit Draco. Harry huffed watching them. Draco started screaming again and so did Malfoy. They all sat watching. Harry almost picked up a bowl of popcorn but thought better of it. They stayed behind the shield almost fifteen minutes.

Draco released the charm and both of them turned to Harry and smirked. Harry took a step back. Pansy and Ginny burst into giggles again. Draco walked back to the shield.

"Do you love him?"

Every eye was on Harry. Shit, but he refused to lie.

"Yes."

Draco fumed gripping the shield, his fingers turning white. "Do you love me?"

"Yes."

"I didn't cheat."

Harry laughed then. It was so forced Draco couldn't tear his eyes away from him. "Of course you didn't, you were with Saint Potter. We both know I would never start shit with you in his position. But I wasn't with Saint Potter, I was with Malfoy. What the fuck was I supposed to do when he cornered me naked then fucked himself open right in front of me. You look me in the eye." Harry pointed directly to faux Potter. "And tell me you don't want him. Tell me you didn't fall in love with him. Tell me you don't want to throw him up against the wall and fuck him until he can't walk. Tell me."

All eyes swung from faux Potter to Draco. Draco looked over to faux Potter then turned back to Harry. "I fell in love with him."

Faux Potter made a barely audible sound. Harry knew how he felt, lost.

Harry snarled. "So stop being such an arse."

"Drop it."

Harry shook his head. Draco snarled then started to dig in his pockets. "You didn't only leave me alone."

Harry huffed.

"Have you forgotten about your pets?"

"Midnight died trying to save Fred when the wall collapsed. I tried getting to them both before I was surrounded by spiders. I barely survived when death eaters surrounded me. Nott threw a knife. I didn't see it coming. I heard Precious's wings and turned around long enough to see her take the knife in her chest. I lost it. I pulled the knife out of her chest and stabbed Nott with it. I somehow killed all the death eaters but I got surrounded again. All I could do was lift her body and lay it on Fred's before I was pushed outside."

"I haven't spoken about either one of them since."

Draco hung on the shield and lifted something from his pocket. He sat it down on the ground and began to enlarge it. Harry couldn't believe his eyes. He refused to let himself believe. There was no way.

"Is this real?"

Draco nodded as Harry moved to the cage. Midnight and Precious were asleep curled together in a stasis spell. Harry ripped the cage door open. "They are alive?"

"We found them when we were searching for survivors. Princess almost died. Midnight had broken ribs and two broken legs."

Draco waived his hands and they began to wake. Midnight woke first. Midnight was a magical panther. Draco and Harry had found her being tortured by deatheater sympathizers and saved her as a cub while they'd hunted horcruxs. Precious was a dragon that Charlie had given Harry. She had been injured while at the dragon reservation and would never grow bigger than she was now. Harry took her in and cared for her. They called her Precious because she was a diva and demanded everyone's attention at all times and was anything but.

Midnight looked up to Harry. Harry's eyes filled. "He's gotten so big."

Midnight looked at him then pounced. Harry fell back as laughter filled the air. Midnight sat on Harry's legs his body laying over Harry with his head buried in Harry's neck. "I see you still think you are a cub. Holy shit you weigh a ton."

Midnight began to purr and Harry closed his eyes and rubbed her back. "I missed you. You big baby."

Midnight's purrs echoed around the room. Harry cried and pulled her closer. "You are so gorgeous. Look at you."

Harry felt wings wrap around the back of him. Precious had finally woken up. "Precious." Harry whispered.

Another head was placed on his opposite shoulder before the soft dragons growl mixed with the purring. "You are okay." Harry moved looking at the dragon who was watching him.

Harry reached an arm around and pulled the dragon against him. She huffed shooting fire from her mouth but gave no other complaint.

"Your fucking babies were a nightmare while you were gone. Your little Princess wouldn't listen to anyone but faux Potter and Midnight tried to eat anyone other than me or faux Potter when he found out you were gone. Midnight fucking bit me."

Harry scratched Midnight's ears. "I'm sure you deserved it. What did you do, Draco?"

Draco snarled. "It doesn't matter."

Harry sighed as Precious turned to Draco and shot fire at the shield. Draco ignored her as Harry moved to stand. Midnight walked across the room rubbing his body against students as hands reached out to pet her as he made his way to Potter. Precious walked over to Harry's table and curled up between Luna and Neville.

Harry removed the charm and turned sideways. He was huge. A fucking whale at this point he could barely walk. He looked up to Draco. "I'm sorry."

Draco took in Harry gripping the shield. "Drop it now."

Harry bit his lip. He really didn't want to. He shook his head again. Draco slammed himself against the shield. "So help me Merlin, you will drop it or I'm going to break it."

Harry stood his hand resting on his belly. Ginny sauntered up to the shield then. Draco turned taking her in. "My favorite redhead." He picked up her hand and kissed her fingers. Ginny giggled almost swooning.

"I'm digging the sexy messy hair thing you have going on. It works for you."

"Blame it on Potter." He grinned at her. "Ginny," Draco pouted still hanging on the shield. Then an idea hit him. He smirked and Harry took a step fucking back. "Dobby, could you help me out."

Harry turned to Dobby and shook his head no. Dobby grinned and snapped his fingers. Harry said fuck it and started to back away.

No more shield. Fuck! The look Draco was giving him. Holy shit was he screwed. He'd barely made it two steps before Draco had him cornered. Harry froze and almost collapsed when Draco was in front of him. God, did he miss him. Every inch of him, every part of him was right here. He felt his bottom lip pout as his eyes wanted to fill. God, how could you love someone this much and not simple be consumed and burst into fucking flame. The look on Draco's face was breathtaking. He couldn't stop taking him in either.

Draco moved to touch him. Harry jerked back if scalded. "Don't... I can't. Please, don't touch me."

The pain that ripped across Draco's face was devastating. Harry's eyes watered and he felt a single tear roll down his face.

"I told myself this was a dream. I didn't lose you. I came here and looked at Malfoy. Do you remember what it was like in fifth year? Do you remember how you looked at me? I wanted to fucking let myself die. If you touch me, this was all real. Everything I did here is real. I snapped Bellatrix's neck with my bare hands. I endangered our son. I really did talk to death."

"It's a boy." Draco's soft words pulled Harry's eyes off the floor.

Harry looked at him and nodded. Draco moved then but Harry didn't have the strength to stop him. As their skin touched, Harry felt his knees almost give out.

"We are together. Nothing else matters."

One hand moved from Harry's arm and moved to his stomach. Their eyes never parted as Draco ran his hand over the mountain of Harry's belly. The baby kicked. Draco's eyes turned from love to lust and back again. Harry bit on the pout of his lip to keep from moaning.

Then all hell broke loose. Everything seemed to snap. Harry moved slamming into Draco. Draco growled picking him up slamming him into the table behind them. It happened to be Harry's table. Pansy moved the popcorn out of their way as Harry's moan filled the room and set everyone off.

"Fuck!" Draco cursed as Harry moved almost back ending them off the table.

"I can't apparate. I want you inside me yesterday!"

"Dobby!" Draco roared. "Take us to where ever there is a fucking bed. NOW!"

Dobby got up popcorn still in hand and apparated them away.

Pansy moved grabbing popcorn and juice. "Draco, come the fuck on they are way past putting up charms we are not going to miss hearing this."

She grabbed his arm as he grabbed another bowl and they ran out of the room. Everyone at their table looked at each other for a full ten seconds then grabbed bowls and ran. To everyone's surprise, Harry Potter grabbed a bowl and ran after them.

"Hey, wait for me. You know, the less hotter Potter."

Ginny's laugh filtered back to the great hall as everyone else sat stunned.

Both Snapes turned to each other and muttered. "Draco."