Author's Note: Sorry this chapter took a really long time! School and other projects I had to work on took up all my time, and ideas. That Isabelle announcement was cool, I guess.

Sometimes, it Sucks to:

Film a Trailer.

It's been a couple of months since Luigi's death, at least in the trailer for Simon Belmont. He's still alive of course, stocks are pretty much unlimited outside of battle, so technically that makes "special" trophies like the smashers immortal. Every other trophy is just a statue unless Master Hand decides to give it a life.

"...I'm dead. So is Mario, Mega Man, and Dedede. But why do they all seem perfectly fine after that?" Luigi said to himself.

Just then, Lucario passed by. "You aren't dead. That was only in the filming of the trailer. Do you realize that?"

"Uh... I'm alive? No wonder my entire body has been in pain ever since then... All this time I've thought that, since I'm dead, I don't need to eat, sleep or do anything anymore."

"Just how many stocks have you lost at this point?"

"Three...?"

"... Hm."

"Just... trying to... uh, take advan...tage...?"

Lucario continued walking down the hallway without saying anything else.

So is that why... everyone else seems okay? Alright, Luigi, you've done it again... You managed to lose three stocks all because you thought you were dead. Why?

Maybe it was just me always being player two? Nobody would miss me whether I was still here or not anyway...

All of a sudden, Luigi heard a voice, but didn't see anyone nearby.

"You might be player two, but you are just as lovable as most of the others here. Most."