Eminem: Guess who's back, back again?
That's right, this gal! *points thumbs at towards myself, grinning* I'm back peeps! Who's missed me?
Okay, now it's time to get down to brass tacks. A shout out to FanGirlJen for being the 200th reviewer! Man, we're really going through these numbers fast, aren't we?
Have any of you seen the Penguins of Madagascar movie? Because OMG, I almost died laughing it was so good! I just loved the humour, the fluff, and the sad Skipper scenes. Poor Skipper!
Time for the answers you've all been waiting a month or so for! *Bessie comes up and whispers something in my ear* Wait, what? They haven't been waiting more than a month for my answers, but for the next clip? What?! *hides face from audience* Well, that's embarrassing...
Anyway, onto the reviews;
Brie03127: Heh, thanks. Amazeballs is a word I never thought would be used to describe my fanfic. Apparently I was wrong.
TearDrop: Thanks :3
FanGirlJen: If you're being honest then I will as well: I'm rather at ease with it too, I never cried once. You heard me, I didn't cry once the whole movie.
kagome11: You cried because of my story? YAY! Because Phoenix is secretly at the head of an evil club (not really), and thanks!
WolfAngelWarrior16: Maybe I can change it, maybe not ;)
storygirl99210: Aw, it's really perfect?
TCKing12: Thanks, and I always thought it would be interesting as well up until I wrote it.
eltigre221: Yep, hardest part done and dusted. I know I'm showing them most of the movie, that's why I'm doing it in order so they don't get confused.
Dirtkid123: Yay, I made another person cry! ...I sound so evil.
Yuki F. Karasu: Thank you.
LanternLover23: Japanese family member names galore! Learning that sounds like something I would do. Kudasai.
wubtastical: Oh, it is black magic. It is... *insert evil laughter*
DragonDreamer1011: RIP, Tadashi. And it's good to hear that you're reading this as well, Wish.
Animal Lover: Thanks, and to quote myself from later this chapter, "Poor, poor Hiro." I know, I really like Litwick's fanfic, and I'm in it, so bonus points! Yeah, I heard about the possible future fic, and you know what? I'm gonna offer him my help as well. If Hiro was a spirit...now, I've been trying to think of any alternatives, but it's really hard since you've gotten him being the Spirit of the Eternal Flame stuck in my head, but maybe the Spirit of Family or Technology? And I think his centre would be either Wit or Ingenuity or Innovation.
Animal Lover: Yes, there are a lot of Hiro fangirls. I like quite a few Super Seven pairings, but most of them involve Hiccup. And if I had to fight a Super Seven villain...I'D FIGHT ALL OF THEM! BRING IT ON! JK, I'd probably fight Pitch. I'm not gonna go into details or reasons.
Phantom Ice: Yes, that is a good way to some that scene up. 'Ugh'. Hehe.
Animal Lover: Oh, okay.
Echo-of-rainbows23: You don't actually have to wonder what's coming next, because I'm doing the clips in order. Well, I am to the best of my ability. I may accidently miss one or two.
ColorQuill: Thank you, the feels are horrible. I am definitely doing the Baymax Destroy scene. Hi Gobber!
bearybeary: Yeah, they're gonna find out the truth about the fire.
Guest #1: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO! I will not stand for this kind of insubordination! There will be consequences! Also, I've never met your sister nor her psycho BFF (as far as I know), so it's not like I could've heard it from them.
lizzy: Okay, where's the money? Tadashi only knew Callaghan was in there, he didn't know it he was dead or alive, so it wasn't basically suicide when you think about it...but still! Tadashi you idiot! Baka!
Guest #2: Can't argue with you there, Callaghan is a jerk.
Ame: I'm glad to see there are diehard Phiro fans. Haha, lol, JK. Tadahoney is my Big Hero 6 OTP, and I'm not exactly an expert, but I don't think you can read my updates with your eyes closed, sorry.
SapphireClaw: Thank you, Gravity Falls is awesome. As is Bill.
Animal Lover: Yeah Tadashi, just shut up! Let your family grieve!
ArcticTreeRose: Nice! I like you already.
hamadabrosrule: Oh yeah, there's a clip for Hiro following Baymax. I'm definitely doing the Baymax Destroy scene, and you don't need to wait for the death glare from Hiro to Callaghan till then, cause there's one in this chapter. Kind of.
DisneyandWildKrattfangirl: Huh, there's a petition? Wow. And yes, you're gonna be in next chapter :)
Animal Lover: Oh, definitely.
Animal Lover: Yeah, this was a weird review till you pointed out the HOOKED thing. Thanks!
Animal Lover: Yeah, glad you cleared that up.
Animal Lover: If you were to become a fanfic writer, that would be awesome, lol. And yeah, I'd love to be in it! You don't actually have to know each other, you just need to know some stuff about them, and it can even help you make friends on the site.
Animal Lover: ...Yeah, about that...I'm sorry, but I've got nothin'. No excuses. Wait! I've had a lot of tests/assignments recently that I've been working on.
Guest #3: Don't worry, I'm gonna do the Baymax Destroy scene.
Animal Lover: Aside from Hiro my favourite has got to be Hiccup.
Animal Lover: Yeah, it is kinda unfair to blame her, but I'd like to point out that Callaghan could've gotten out while they'd been talking, so she could have been sending him to his death for nothing. Unintentionally, of course.
AutumnNightmare: Thanks! I hope you like it.
CaramellApple: Nope, still haven't looked it up, sorry. Been busy.
HelinaHamada6666: Okay, two things: first up, you are definitely crazy. Secondly, Hiro and Tadashi don't have a sister, long lost or otherwise. So they obviously won't know or believe you.
DaughterOfDevil0: Well, I updated without making you wait another thirty-four days. Yeah, you might not wanna say you love this so much you could die, considering what happened every other time you said something along those lines. Hi everyone else!
SaskaUchiha22: I've updated, but just so you know, there isn't any mud at my house to trip and fall over in. It's all just grass and leaves. Also, I knew that 'someone' was you from the beginning, so don't be mad at CaramellApple.
SIRIUSLYFunny: Hey, it really has been awhile. And JokesterXXXXXXXX, SIRIUSLYFunny and 100Awesomeness are right. It was SIRIUSLYFunny's review, not yours.
JokesterXXXXXXXX: Yeah, you jinxed yourself. And I am awesome, aren't I? Definitely too awesome to kill.
SealedWithAKiss: Hi! I always knew you could feel other emotions beside lovey-dovey. And HelinaHamada6666, just try it, I dare you. Bring it on!
100Awesomeness: Yeah...I never had any fear to begin with...so...yeah. I have to admit, you do have a large ego. Your review isn't the shortest, CaramellApple's is. And there were still more that were shorter than yours.
CHOCOPOP: Chocolate lollipops...? Who comes up with these things?
Venomous dragons bite: Now. Now is when I'm gonna update. I wish someone else was doing this as well, because I'd love to see their interpretation of the character's reactions. Thanks!
Guest #4: Here's the update!
LightSin24: Thanks, here's the update you requested!
Animal Lover: Sure I'd be interested to hear your idea, what is it?
Animal Lover: Okay, can I hear the parody soon at least? Or the synopsis?
ChocolateBunnies3000: Be desperate no longer! For here is the update!
Hiro picks Megabot up from his desk. The bottom piece of it fell off and hit his bare foot.
HIRO: Ow! Argh!
The room was still in a solemn silence from the last scene, but they all cringed as the piece of Megabot fell on Hiro's foot. That had to hurt. Hiro wasn't looking forward to that, although it wasn't like he was looking forward to his oniisan's death, either.
He grabbed his injured foot in his hand and hopped over to his bed, collapsing and grunting in pain.
HIRO: Ooow.
Camera shifts to show the light on Baymax's charging station flash and beep. He started to inflate and Hiro stopped moving.
Everyone jumped a little at the sudden beeping, and watched with wide eyes as Baymax inflated onscreen (in all his huggable marshmallow glory). Phoenix's sharp eyes picked up Hiro's sudden stillness in the background.
"That would either be creepy, because when you think about it that's kinda like something that would happen in a horror movie - you know, with the sudden sound behind you in an empty room, or it would just be really awkward." Phoenix muttered, not even really caring if anyone was listening or not.
"Yeah, I can see that." Tadashi said, not even bothering to keep his voice low like Phoenix had. He actually wanted to get rid of the mournful silence. "How about you, Fred?"
"Uh..." The comic book geek blinked several times, almost like he was snapping out of a miserable trance. The others blinked as well, reconnecting with reality. "...Yeah. I mean, if that happened in my house I'd totally go all kung fu style on whatever made the noise."
"Sure you would, Fred." GoGo rolled her eyes, but then a thought seemed to strike her. "Wait...you have a house?"
Fred looked at her, confused. "Well, yeah. I mean, where else would I live?"
"I always thought you lived under a bridge." GoGo deadpanned.
Phoenix giggled, Tadashi chuckled, Wasabi, Honey and the adults grinned, and even Hiro let a small smile slip onto his face. Fred kept looking strangely at her for a few moments, but then his face lit up. "Oh, I get it!" He announced, "You thought I was a troll, ha!" He grinned good-naturedly at her.
Before she could respond (probably to tell him that it wasn't a joke) there was a loud crash against the door. Everyone jumped, not expecting that. Some (not naming any names, but- *cough*Wasabi*cough* ahem, dreadful cough, sorry) had literally jumped out of their seats in shock. There was another bang against the door, followed by frantic pounding.
"Damn, not again!" Phoenix hissed under her breath. She stood up and briskly walked over to the door, and the others stood up as well, hovering uncertainly at their seats.
Phoenix used the keypad to open the door, moving forwards to see the commotion. She was straightaway almost bowled over by a red and black blur, which quickly swerved to avoid running headlong into her. The result meant the blur had too much momentum to stop, so it zoomed in a circle around Phoenix, accidently making her spin like a top. The blur slowed down enough so that that could finally tell that it was a girl around Phoenix and Hiro's age. She ducked behind the swirly-eyed Phoenix, grabbing her shoulders and using her like a human shield.
"It's after me!" The new girl screeched, pointing over Phoenix's shoulder towards the door. Phoenix immediately shook her head, regaining her bearings and looking in the direction the girl was pointing towards.
A large, glowing slug-like creature with extremely long, toxic green seaweed-like hair floated to the doorway, blocking the exit. It had light greyish-blue ethereal skin with scale-like lumps and completely black eyes except for its pupils which shone red. Its eyes found the new girl, and its hair started to slowly grow, beginning to fill the part of the room around the doorway. It gazed at the girl with a leering smile, its green hair slithering towards both her and Phoenix as if trying to reach for them.
Phoenix just shot an annoyed, deadpan look at the girl cowering behind her, obviously not amused. She looked back at the ghost, her expression changing to wary and sympathetic. "I'm sorry Shoko, but neither Finn nor the Bath Boy Gang are here. You should probably try to find them in Ooo."
The ghost blinked, gazing down at Phoenix. They stared into each other's eyes for a few moments, and it seemed like the glowing creature was looking for something. The exchange was intense, profound; but the creature seemed to find what it was looking for, as its eyes widened slightly before it floated back, still smiling, and disappeared into the wall behind it.
"Holy pumpkins, that was intense!" The girl spoke up, wiping imaginary sweat off her brow.
Phoenix turned around, about to speak to the new girl, but Hiro spoke up before she could. "What was that thing?! And who is she?!" He sounded so confused that Phoenix took pity on him and decided to postpone chewing-out the girl that was now next to her.
"That, Hiro," she started, "was a ghost; a restless spirit. No thanks to a certain someone." She glared at the girl beside her, who sheepishly grinned. "And to answer your second question, this is-"
"I'm LanternLover23, but you can all call me Lantern." The girl butted in, randomly using a fake British accent and earning another glare from Phoenix. Everyone finally got a good look at her for the first time. She had really long red hair that reached down to her knees and blackish-red eyes accentuated with eyeliner. She was wearing black shoes, black jeans, an orange shirt with a white jack-o'-lantern outline on the front, shoulder pads covered with gems, orange fingerless gloves and a necklace with a pumpkin gem hanging from it.
"Yep, this is Lantern. She's one of my crazier friends." Phoenix made sure to emphasise the 'crazier'.
"Sure I am, what's your point?" The girl - Lantern - commented with a high-pitched, slightly nasally voice, earning an unwanted grin from Phoenix. Lantern grinned as well, and in two seconds flat they were giggling. They tried to stifle their laughter with their hands - well, Phoenix did - but it didn't work.
The others just stared at them weirdly, thoroughly confused.
"What's so funny?" Cass eventually asked.
"Oh, nothing. Just an inside joke." Phoenix explained.
Lantern grinned proudly, "You got that right!"
They high-fived, held their pinkies together like they were making a pinkie promise, then made a motion as if zipping their lips and throwing away the key. "GFFs forever!" They announced after their special handshake thing.
"GFF? Don't you mean BFF?" Wasabi asked.
"Nope. 'Nother inside thing." Lantern waved away the question. She froze, and quickly glanced around at the gathered crowd, then turned to Phoenix. "Which one are you up to?"
"Excuse me?" Phoenix asked, taken aback.
"You know, which trailer or clip are you up to?"
"Oh." Phoenix nodded in understanding. "We just started the discovery clip, care to join us?"
"Well duh!" Lantern exclaimed, rolling her eyes playfully. She peered at the frozen screen on the other side of the room, and before anyone could even blink she'd started running across the room. The rest hurried to catch up, and it wasn't very hard, since Lantern was more jogging than running.
She observed the seats, nodded to herself in a satisfied way, and then plopped down on Phoenix's chair. "I like this seat. It shall be mine. I will call it Seat, and it will be my seat."
Phoenix scowled at her. "Stop quoting Finding Nemo and get out of my spot!"
"I don't wanna! I have called it Seat and claimed it as my own, so now I'm attached to it." Lantern acted like a stubborn six-year-old that was being forced to do something they didn't want to do, like go to the dentist.
"Just get out of my seat." Phoenix deadpanned, crossing her arms.
"Fine." Lantern crossed her arms as well, standing up and pouting. So yeah, still acting like a six-year-old.
Phoenix sat down and clicked, and another chair with a picture of a jack-o'-lantern on it appeared in between her seat and GoGo's. Lantern immediately stopped pouting and happily sat down.
Everyone else was just watching this exchange with looks varying from amused to confused. They all just settled for awkwardly sitting back down in their own seats and looking back up at the screen, waiting for it to unpause.
He looked behind himself and saw the fully inflated Baymax blinking at him.
Baymax takes a look at his surroundings and then carefully steps along the side of Tadashi's bed. He looks between the small gap in front of him and then at Hiro, then repeats the action. He turns sideways and squeezes between the bed and a small bookshelf, knocking the books off the top and onto the floor as he went.
Everyone was staring at Baymax just like the Hiro onscreen was.
He stepped out from the gap and around the folding screen. He walks up to Hiro and waves.
BAYMAX: Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.
Hiro shook his head in slight disbelief. "So let me get this straight: Baymax was in our room the entire time I'd been making the microbots?"
"Yeah, pretty much." Tadashi nodded, "I brought him home the night I took you to my lab."
"Huh."
Phoenix leant towards Lantern and whispered, "I knew it! Now pay up."
Lantern sourly handed Phoenix a ten dollar note. Phoenix silently cheered and grinned teasingly at the redhead. Lantern huffed, turning her head away in a disgruntled manner.
HIRO: Uh, hey. B-Baymax, I didn't know you were still...active.
BAYMAX: I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?
HIRO: Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.
"I may not be an expert on medicine or injuries, but I'm pretty sure dropping a hunk of metal on your foot isn't stubbing your toe." Bob drawled sarcastically.
"Who cares?" Callaghan rhetorically asked, "The only thing that matters in that situation is if Baymax's scanner was working so he could figure out any actual injury."
"I know, I was being sarcastic." Bob clarified, then sarcastically added, "Just making sure you know, in case you missed it."
Baymax's stomach area lights up and a picture of ten faces appear.
BAYMAX: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate you pain?
HIRO: A zero? I-I'm okay, really. Thanks. Y-You can shrink now.
"You know that isn't going to work, right Hiro?" Honey asked.
Hiro sighed an overexaggerated, ever-suffering sigh. "I know, I have to say that I'm satisfied with my care."
Hiro slid off his bed and walked a little closer to Baymax who bent down, pointing a single finger at Hiro's foot as he walked closer. Hiro backed away a little to stop Baymax from touching his foot, but he persisted.
BAYMAX: Does it hurt when I touch it?
HIRO: Thaaat's okay. No-no touching. I'm fi-
Hiro tripped over a case sticking out from under his bed and into the gap between his bed and a small set of drawers. Baymax finally stopped trying to poke him, standing up straight as Hiro grunted. Hiro tried to pull himself out of the gap but he was stuck. He made a noise of annoyance.
"Hope you have a nice trip," Lantern mocked.
"See you next fall!" Phoenix finished, and they high-fived.
"Yeah, I'm sure that I'm going to have a very pleasant fall in the future." Hiro rolled his eyes exasperatedly.
BAYMAX: You have fallen.
HIRO: Ya think?
"I just love the sarcasm. It touches my heart." Phoenix wiped an imaginary tear from the corner of her eye as she fake sniffed.
"There, there." Lantern patted her shoulder comfortingly.
Everyone else just watched, and Wasabi mumbled, "I guess you really do act sillier around your friends."
Hiro grabbed the edge of a wooden shelf above the drawers. He tried pulling himself up but it broke and the small robot on the edge fell on him.
HIRO: Ow!
They all winced.
BAYMAX: On a scale of 1 to-
A bigger, heavier robot fell on Hiro.
HIRO: Ow!
They flinched again.
BAYMAX: On a scale-
More robots and figurines keep falling on Hiro.
Everyone winced as each robot fell on Hiro.
HIRO: Argh!
BAYMAX: On a sca-
HIRO: Oh!
BAYMAX: On a scale of 1 to 10-
The biggest and heaviest looking robot on the shelf slid off the edge and landed on Hiro, who grunted in pain as his legs shot in the air by reflex. They fell back down limply.
"Oh!" They collectively cringed.
"Sweet candy corn, that had to hurt!" Lantern observed.
Phoenix patted Hiro's arm, nodding sadly, "Poor Hiro. Poor, poor Hiro."
BAYMAX: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Hiro glares up at him from where he's stuck and covered in robots.
HIRO: Ugh, zero.
"He's only trying to help, Hiro." Tadashi reprimanded, although they could tell he didn't really mean it.
BAYMAX: It is alright to cry.
He reaches down and picks Hiro up bridal-style, easily pulling him out of the gap.
HIRO: No! No, no, no, no!
BAYMAX: Crying is a natural response to pain.
The group snickered at Hiro's expense. "Yeah, you should really cry, Hiro. Those robots beat you up so badly." GoGo teased.
"Better yet, Baymax has saved you from the meanie 'bots, carrying you away from the danger like a hero would to a damsel in distress. Do I hear wedding bells in the future?" Phoenix mocked Hiro, who lightly blushed in annoyance and embarrassment. She started humming Here Comes The Bride. Hiro lightly shoved her, trying to get her to stop. She just started humming it louder.
Hiro scrambles out of his grasp and brushes himself off.
HIRO: I'm not crying!
BAYMAX: I will scan you for injuries.
HIRO: DON'T scan me.
Hiro points at him with finality, but Baymax ignores him.
BAYMAX: Scan complete.
HIRO: Unbelievable.
Everyone chuckled again.
"Man, I really love that part!" Phoenix exclaimed.
Cass grinned at Hiro, "You're a lot like Tadashi, you know that?"
Fred nodded. "Yeah, you're both really smart and you use his catchphrase." Hiro rolled his eyes, but a little grin snuck onto his face. Was he really like Tadashi? His perfect brother?
BAYMAX: You have sustained no physical injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence.
Baymax sticks up his pointer finger as if he's just discovered something amazing.
BAYMAX: Diagnosis: puberty.
HIRO: Woah, what?!
FADE TO BLACK
Everyone had just calmed down from the last batch of laughing, but as soon as they heard Baymax's diagnosis they snorted and erupted into full-blown laughter.
Hiro felt his face burn, and he knew that he was blushing bright red from embarrassment. He buried his head in his hands, wishing he could just turn invisible or that the ground would open up beneath him and swallow him whole.
He glanced to his left at Tadashi, who wasn't trying to hide his laughter. He scowled at his brother and glanced to his right at Phoenix, who was clutching her sides from laughing so hard. He thought he even might have seen a tear in the corner of her eye, but he wasn't sure. He scowled deeper and looked past Phoenix at Lantern, who was rolling on the floor with tears rolling down her face laughing hysterically. He sweatdropped, and decided to not even bother being annoyed at Lantern. She seemed a little unstable. He saw that everyone else was openly laughing like Tadashi was.
Hiro stood up and crossed him arms, glaring at everyone. "That's enough! It's not my fault Baymax can't tell the difference between personal loss and pubescent mood swings." He gave them all the stink-eye, silently daring them to even try commenting on his choice of words. It seemed to promise them all a fiery death.
Phoenix bit her lip to stop herself from grinning, but she still smirked a little. She took a moment to try and compose herself, and it helped her get rid of the smirk. She stood next to Hiro, not glaring like he was, just nodding her head in agreement to his words. "He's right you know; it's not like Baymax could tell the difference between personal loss and pubescent mood swings without a database base on the latter."
"Thank you, Phoenix." Hiro thanked, still trying to turn everyone else into ashes with his mere gaze. The others calmed down a little at Hiro's non-verbal threat and Phoenix's reasoning.
Lantern weakly got to her feet, grabbing onto Phoenix's shoulder to help pull herself up. "Okay, okay, we're calm." She panted.
"Good. Now, I think it's time for you to be going." Phoenix informed her, and Lantern widened her eyes in horror.
She dropped back onto her knees and crawled in front of Phoenix, clutching her hands together pleadingly. "NO! Please don't make me leave! Pretty please! Pretty please with cherries on top? I beg of you!" She made her eyes really big and whined pathetically, badly imitating a puppy. Phoenix wasn't impressed.
"You know that doesn't work on me, Lantern. And besides, don't you have some stories to work on? Your fanfics?"
At Phoenix's words Lantern shot to her feet, cursing under her breath. "I forgot all about them! I've gotta go now, but maybe I'll be back later. Feel free to swing by later, Phoenix. Bye everyone! Maybe I'll see you in The Afterlife sometime!" She ran out the door amidst a chorus of 'bye's from Phoenix's guests. Before disappearing, she turned around and did a little two-fingered salute, winking. She stopped before the black wall in the other room and clicked, an orange-and-black swirling portal appearing as she did. She hastily jumped in, and the portal disappeared with a small 'pop'.
"Wait, the afterlife?" Wasabi questioned, "Lantern's dead?"
"Oh, no." Phoenix laughed, "Lantern's not dead, she lives in an alternate dimension called The Afterlife. Everything there is Halloween-themed, which should explain a few things."
Wasabi looked unnerved, "Oh."
"Anyway, let's sit back down for the next clip. Another one of my friends are coming to watch it with us." Phoenix announced, and her guests groaned at the revelation that another one of Phoenix's wacky friends would be making an appearance. Although...they supposed Litwick and 3P hadn't been that bad...
They sat back down in their seats and Lantern's seat disappeared as they waited for the next clip to start loading.
Do you guys think this chapter was rushed? It feels rushed. Also, to any Fallers out there, maybe you could check out my Gravity Falls oneshot collection? It would really mean a lot to me. Thanks if you do! Ciao!