Title: The Joke's On You
Author: landofthekwt
Rating: G
Prompt: Joke (Inuyasha Fan Fic Week 181)
Word Count:465
Universe: Canon
Warning: Bodily functions, phalluses, Naraku's tongue down Kikyou's throat
Summary: A Prankster is on the loose.
Kaede raced to open her screen. It was third time that she had heard knocking on the door to her hut. Each time no one was there. This time she had just missed the culprit. She could still hear "Ku Ku Ku" coming from behind one of the huts. Who could be cruel to play such a joke on an old woman?
Her eyes lit upon the members of the Inutachi, Sango was screaming at Miroku who had his hand stuck to her butt. Miroku might need medical attention later. Shippou was running around her hut being chased by one of his own snakes.
The sight caused her to laugh. When she came back into her house she found Inuyasha asleep in a corner holding onto one of the giant phalluses which were carried in the parades through the village instead of Tessaiga.
Just then Kagome came into the crying. After much sympathy was offered to her. she sobbed to Kaede that someone had replaced her sacred jewel shards with plastic jewel shard ring which she ordinarily carried around with her She continued to sob as she related that when she had gone to visit Goshinboku, she found her roll of toilet paper which had been in her backpack wrapped around its branches.
In another part of Mushashi the Sesstachi were just waking up. Jaken was lying on heap on the ground with Ah Un's saddle on top of him. The saddle appeared to have been loosened deliberately.
Rin was crying after wetting herself. When Rin was asked later about the incident all she could remember was that she had awoken with her hand in a bowl of warm water and the feeling that she had wet herself in her sleep.
Sesshoumaru roused himself to help his companions. Instead, he found himself on the ground. It appeared that someone had tied his mokomoko-sama around his ankles.
Back at his castle Naraku was very proud of his outing. He had pranked each and every one of his enemies. He even had Tessaiga and Kagome's jewel shards in the mix. What a haul.
He was most proud of the trick he played on Kikyou. Pretending to be Inuyasha, Kikyou had allowed him to kiss her. It was only when he had his tongue down her clay throat that he revealed himself. He had barely avoided purification, but the look on her face had been worth it.
He called for Kanna to bring her mirror. It would be a great end to his day if he could watch his enemies struggling with his mischievous doings.
He stared at the mirror. No matter how time he shook it or banged it against the table he always saw the same message in the mirror.
"Reply hazy ask again later."