Sorry for this three week hiatus.. I went to Switzerland for vacation. That and my laptop kept freezing and had to get it fixed.
Anyways..
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Welp. Let's get started then..
"Ugh.." Gary says waking at around six o clock in the morning. He checked his clock and saw the time and went back to sleep.. Until he saw a familiar half naked burnette next to him. "WHAT THE HELL LEAF?!" He shouts waking everyone up.
"You let me sleep here remember?" Leaf says. "No she didn't... saw her sleepwalking when I went to the toilet in the middle of night.." Silver says in his swimming trunks. "Ugh.. did you really had to wake us all up.." Brock says annoyingly.
"Says the guy with the Nurse Joy body pillow.. also really?" Wally says back at Brock. "SHUT UP! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!" Brock shouts back at Wally. "Then again.. Wally you do have a Gardevoir.." Brendan says next to him.
"Yeah and?" Wally asks. "Here.. look Gardevoir up.." Lucas says handing him his phone to Wally. "Okay?" Wally says checking Lucas' phone. "Are you sure want to do that.." James asks. "Whatever.. Come on we gotta change.. Speaking of which... ASH AND MISTY CAN YOU HURRY U-" Red shouts at the bathroom until.
"Ahh... Damn it.. Ash... your doing it too hard.." Misty moans inside the bathroom. "Sorry.. I got it too wet!" Ash says heavily breathing also inside the bathroom.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!" Calem shouts banging on the locked door. "IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LI- AHHH!" Misty screams slipping on the wet floor. "Watch it Mist! GAH!" Ash shouts falling down.
"Okay! What the hell is going on in the-" Gold shouts opening the door revealing both Ash and Misty half naked with Misty on top of his...crotch...with Ash laying down on the floor.
"We'll leave you alone then.." Gold says starting to close the door before well..
"ASH YOU MADE THEM THINK WE HAD SEX!" Misty shouts angrily hitting him with her mallet getting launched outside the bathroom and into his bed. "Gah... I was just..trying..to help you get..that stuff off your face.." Ash says.
"Ash get your trunks on we're gonna head to the beach." Gary says helping Ash out. "Gah.. okay.. what about the girls?" Ash asks. "They're getting ready.. You too Wal-" Gary answers until seeing Wally curled up into a ball and holding a pokeball.
"So.. much... white stuff... I'm traumatized.." Wally whimpers in the corner. "Great.. now look what you did.." Lucas says to Brendan. "YOU SHOWED HIM!" Brendan shouts.
Thirty Minutes Later..
"Hey Ash... you glad it's sunny here?" Gary asks Ash laying down on the beach under an umbrella. "Yeah... why because it's both night and snowing in Kanto and Johto?" Ash answers also laying down.
"Yeah... that blue sky.. gentle waves.. oh.. and that view.." Gary says staring at the sea. "What?" Ash asks as he sits up and sees that Gary was staring at the girls in their bikinis. "Really... you have a girlfriend and your still a pervert?"
"I'm not a pervert! And secondly I do love Leaf!" Gary shouts back at Ash. "Firstly I'm pretty sure you just "love" her just so she won't annoy you.. Despite her waking you a long with everyone else this morning and secondly. Your drooling.." Ash explains to Gary before quickly wiping off his drool.
"But come on Ash.. Just look.. be a man.." Gary says hitting his shoulder. "Ugh.. fine.." Ash says back and staring a long with Gary.
Meanwhile in the water..
"Gotcha Misty!" Leaf exclaims splash Misty with water. "Oh yeah?! Azuril shoot her with your Water Gun!" Misty orders her blue mouse. Azuril aimed at Dawn at and shouted "AZURIL!" as it shoots out a Water Gun or whatever at Leaf. "GAH!" Dawn screams falling down. "That's what you get!" Misty says to Dawn. I hope she doesn't drown..
"GAH! MAY! WHAT THE?!" Misty screamed as... May took off her top and ran away. "HAH! Sorry I couldn't help it! Just testing some certain boys.. Hiya!" May laughs throwing her top on the shore. "COME ON! GAH! Damn it!" Misty shouts covering her breasts from getting exposed.
Back on shore..
"Did.. Mist's top just.." Ash stutters staring at the top around twenty meters from them. "Came off and just landed near us?" Gary stutters also.
They both looked at each other.. then the embarrassed Misty. Then at each other again... then.. "THAT'S MINE!" Gary shouts dashing off. "HEY! YOUR NOT GONNA HANG THAT ON YOUR WALL PERVERT!" Ash shouts at Gary dashing after him.
"So.. let me guess May.. You did this cause you ship Ash and Misty?" Crystal asks May on the water. "Yep.. and for some laughter." May answers with a grin on her face with both her and Crystal laughing. "SHUT UP!" Misty screams at them.
"THAT'S MINE!" Gary shouts going neck and neck between Ash. "NO IT'S MISTY'S!" Ash shouts back. "GAH!" Gary shouts tripping over AGAIN tripping over Ash right before they reach it.
"Seriously? AGAIN?!" Serena shouts. "This is a stupid gag.. Screw it I'm breaking the fourth wall.. REALLY NEXUS?!" Jessie shouts.. And shut up..
"Come on Gary-kun! Get up!" Leaf says to Gary. "Come on Ash! You can like totally be a couple with Misty!" Violet says to Ash. "WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!" Ash and Misty shout angrily.
"GAH! IT'S MINE!" Gary shouts trying to reach it. "NO IT'S MISTY'S! GAH!" Ash shouts also trying to reach it.. Until a random guy comes out of nowhere, picks up the top and approached Misty. "Here beautiful." he says. "Thanks, your a lifesaver.." Misty says putting it back on. "HEY WAIT A MINUTE?! ARE YOU!?" Ash shouts pointing at him. "FIORELLO?!" Everyone shouts out. "One and only." he says.
"What... that's it! I'm breaking the fourth wall again! WHY HIM?!" Jessie screams angrily. LOOK IT'S EITHER HIM, TRACEY OR RUDY! CAUSE ONE THERE ARE WAY! TOO MANY CHARACTERS AND TWO WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO RUDY! "Whatever.."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Misty screams in a fangirlish way as she jumps on Fiorello. "Yeesh.. She just turned into Leaf.." Gary says. "GARY-KUN!" Leaf cries and runs away. "S-Sorry babe!" Gary shouts going after her.
"Hey.. you're guy who helped your girlfriend win that race!" Fiorello says. "WAIT DON'T!" May screams at him. "What?" Fiorello asks. "RUN AWAY!" Serena says running away with the rest of the girls going after her.
"WHAT?!" Fiorello asks with a worried voice before Ash and Misty took a deep breathe.. and..
"WE'RE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT A COUPLE!" they both shout out.. LITERALLY launching Fiorello ALL the way to the WALL. How he hasn't broken any bones.. is.. I don't know..
"SORRY!" Misty says running up to him and helping him up. "It's okay baby.." Fiorello says with a dreamy look. "Woah! Wait a second!" Ash shouts out. "You realise that your trying to hit on a thirteen year old?!"
"So?" Fiorello asks. "Oh yeah? What age are you?" Ash asks. "Uh.. twenty one?" Fiorello answers. "So.. a twenty one old... and a thirteen year old dating is normal?!" Ash shouts. "Uh..." Fiorello says. "THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT UP PEDOPHILIA!" Ash shouts out. "So? You wanna battle for her?" Fiorello asks.
"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! FIRSTLY WE'RE NOT IN LOVE AND SECONDLY... A battle?" Ash asks. "There's a surfing contest in two hours.. if you win.. I will never go near her ever again." Fiorello says.
"What if you win.." Ash asks. "If I win.. I'l go on a date with her on the Christmas Festival tommorow" Fiorello says. "Deal." Ash says shaking his hand. "ASH WHAT THE HELL?!" Misty shouts shaking him.
"Whatever.." Ash says to her. "YOU BLOCKHEAD! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SURF DO YOU?!" Misty screams literally shaking everything in a kilometer radius.. "Uh... kinda? I played.. this surfing ga- GAH!" Ash explains before getting smashed by Misty's mallet which for SOME REASON is in her... ugh... swimsuit..
Meanwhile.. in the distance...
"Oh boy.." Gold says looking at Ash and Misty fighting on the beach. "How many times have we said that in this fanfiction.."
"A few times I don't know.." Red says playing on his 3DS. "Was it necessary to head straight to PokeStop for Sun and Moon?!" James shouts out holding some drinks they asked him to get. "Shut up." Red says flipping the bird at him.
"Hey.. has anyone seen Silver or Lucas?" Wally asks drinking some water. "Don't know.. saw Silver following Whitney and Lucas was walking with Dawn.. Must be in love or whatever.." Gold answers.
"Say.. speaking of love.. you done anything with Crystal?" Brendan asks nudging Gold nudging his shoulder. When Gold heard that he quickly blushed.
"W-What?! What are you talking about! I-I'm not in love with Crystal!" Gold quickly lies. "Worst.. liar ever.." everyone says with sweat going down behind their head.
"Look man.. you already confessed to us ages ago.." Brock says angrily. "No! I never did!" Gold shouts back. "Oh yeah?! Nexus please play that line from Chapter 5?" Brendan shouts.
No worries got it..
"Okay I admit it.. I like her.." Yes Gold.. you said this during that truth or dare.. "SHIT!" Gold shouts.
Anyways.. back to the Present..
"Look.. you're asking her out during that Christmas Festival okay! You gotta do something cause who knows someone else mi-" Brock shouts before..
"Get out of the way long haired asshole!" a voice is heard off in the distance. "Oh great.. don't tell me he's at it again.." Gold says running off to the voice. "Lucky bastard. Just before we told him how to date Crystal.." Red whispers.
Meanwhile..
"Look you two better stop it already!" Whitney shouts stopping the two of them from doing a fist fight. "Whitney.. babe... please out of the way.." a blonde haired boy with a purple bandana wearing a black and purple shirt and pants.
"We're NOT a couple anymore Morty!" Whitney screams. "Look. I'm just here helping this girl I don't even know." Silver says not even giving a damn. "WHAT?!" Whitney shouts.
"Who are you?" Silver asks sarcastically. "EXCUSE ME YOU LONG HAIRED ASS! WE'VE BATTLED A WHILE BACK IN ELEMENTARY NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE SITTING NEXT TO ME IN THE PLANE REMEMBER?!" Whitney shouts like Misty would. "Don't remember." Silver answers again not even giving two shits.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DON'T YA?!" Whitney shouts getting her pokeball. "NOW EAT ROLLOUT YOU A- HUH?! HEY!" Whitney shouts about to throw her pokeball at him before Gold comes in a nick of time and grabs her.
"Gee! Calm down! Your starting to turn into Misty!" Gold shouts at her holding on to her with Silver and Morty just staring. "I HEARD THAT!" Misty shouts from the beach.
"Hah..heh heh. heh.." Silver giggles also probably for the first time ever.. not counting evil ones.. smiled..
"Wha?" Whitney, Gold and Morty asks. "Sorry.. couldn't help it.. just playing around Whit." Silver says smiling. "Is this guy actually trying to be nice?" Whitney thinks. "Still.. you're pretty stupid for actually falling for that.." Silver says.
"OH YEAH?! ROLLOUT!" Whitney shouts out with her Miltank doing her infamous move with Silver getting trampled over. Also.. am I the only one who thinks she's not hard? Seriously.. just get a Machop by trading an Abra from that guy in the Department Store then Low Kick that bitch.. Okay we're really getting off topic.. let's continue.
Also.. if your wondering why I'm putting Whitney and Silver together.. is because it's either that.. or add another character.. that being Lyra.. but really.. there's over 20 characters in this so fuck it.
"What a jerk.. unlike me.." Morty says holding Whitney's hand.. "Oh no! You don't expect yourself to go out with your ex-girlfriend after.. oh I don't know.. BREAKING UP?!" Silver shouts somehow not hurt from that Rollout.
"Oh yeah?!" Morty shouts. "We're fighting for her.. in the surfing competition!" Silver shouts pointing to the beach. "Oh great.." Gold says facepalming. "Must be the plot of this Chapter.. let me guess.. Lucas is fighting for Dawn against someone.."
"You don't slap a random girl's ass you know!" Lucas shouts at a blonde haired boy off in the distance. "Whatever Luke.. I just wanted to say hi to an old friend.." the boy says... squeezing.. Dawn's... ass... oh god.. he's gonna get it.. "B-Barry!" Dawn says blushing.
"PERVERT!" Lucas shouts out punching him in the face. "OH YEAH?! YOU WANNA SURF UP?!" Barry shouts pointing to the beach. "YOUR ON!" Lucas shouts out.
"Great.." Dawn says facepalming. "Guess this how Nexus is gonna make them go together I guess..." Gold groans.
Two Hours Later..
"Uh.. hello is this thing on?" A familiar old man on the microphone says. "GRAMPS?!" Gary and Ash shout. "Oh hi boys! Didn't know you were in Alola." Oak says waving at them. "Is he everywhere.." Ash asks. "Well he is pretty famous so.. eh.." Gary answers.
"Welcome to the Christmas Alola Surfing Competition.. that sounds so wierd..." Oak says on the microphone. "Our contestants are... Ash Ketchum from Celadon City! Also my foster son.."
"Do you have to mention that..." Ash says facepalming. "Next is Fiorello the pretty boy?" Oak says on the paper. "Hey!" Fiorello shouts out.
"Next up is.. Silver the red headed douche?" Oak says on the paper. "I'm gonna put the guy whoever wrote that in a coma after this!" Silver shouts out. "Okay.. next is... Solid.. Morty?" Oak says with a confused look. "WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I LOOK LIKE SOLID SNAKE?!" Morty shouts out.
"And last two.. are.. Lucas... the Brendan rip-off?" Oak says. "Uh... what?!" Lucas shouts out. "And finally.. Barry.. the blonde pervert who like big butts.." Oak says.
"Okay.. I take it back.. whoever wrote that is a genius.." Lucas says. "Grrr..." Barry growls. "Heh.." Ash smiles.
Oh yeah forgot to mention all guys are shirtless.. wearing their trunks.. and.. yes... six packs.. This is starting to turn into a yaoi or.. I don't know..
"Alright.. then.. all contestants... line up.. Ash first. Impress the judges and you know my boy.." Oak says. "Uh... huh.." Ash says nervously. "Let me guess.. the idiot never surfed before?" May asks Misty. "Yep.. His fault.." Misty answers.
"Alright.. do what they do on the TV.. just swim... then catch the wave.. and try to do some tricks.. oh boy.." Ash thinks approaching the wave. "Wait.. that wave.. it's like.. a half pipe... Well.. worth a shot.." he thinks starting to ride it.
"Alright.. let's see what he can do.." Oak says.. "Half pipe... just like back when I was ten... I think I got an idea.." Ash thinks.
"Wait what is he doing?!" Misty shouts pointing at Ash... ON TOP OF THE WAVE... And then... he started to... grind on it? Uh.. okay... you know what this story is extremely unrealistic so.. fuck it..
"Heh.. He's like when he used to skateboard when we were kids.." Gary says. "Heh.. Hiya!" Ash says doing... a hand stand with one hand.. on the board.. okay..
"Holy..." Oak says on the microphone.
"Shit.." Misty says.
"Well look's he did well..." Oak says on the microphone. "Woah! GAH!" Ash shouts as he falls off the board. "Oh for the love of.. ugh.. just when I thought she was gonna win.." Misty thinks.
"Well great.. next is Fiorello..." Oak says with Fiorello going next.
"Wait.. where's Ash.." Gary asks. With Misty seeing him washed up on shore. "I'l get him.." Misty answers walking over to him.
"Ugh.. gah.. bleh.." Ash coughs on the shore. "Hey you okay?" Misty says helping him up. "Y-Yeah... thanks.." Ash answers getting up. "You know.. you did pretty good... before you know... but still.." Misty says smiling. "Okay.. ugh... He's winning isn't he.." Ash asks..
Misty sighed and said "Yeah.. but you did try.. come on.. we gotta see how the others are doing." Misty says walking with him back to the competition.
"And the results are in!" Oak says on the microphone. "SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Ash and Misty shout out. "Uh.. what?" Oak asks. "WE WERE GONE FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS AND WHAT EVERYONE IS DONE?!" they both shout out really angrily. "Well Nexus said that if we did add in everyone this chapter would be as long as the Play chapter... actually Nexus really? I'm sorry for breaking the fourth wall for probably the third time in this chapter but still.." Oak asks.
Shut up...
"Now... Anyway.. First place goes to Fiorello." Oak says. "Heh.. expected." Fiorello says. "Hmm.." Gary thinks as he looks at him and Ash's board and sees some lifeguards putting it back in the shed where they get all the boards.
"Second goes to... Silver and Lucas... huh.. two way tie.." Oak says. "Fist bump?" Lucas asks Silver. "Fist bump." Silver answers smirking and fist bumping Lucas.
"And last place goes to Morty and Barry.. huh.." Oak says. "Mother fu..." they both say walking away in disappointment.
"Hope we never see that pervert again." Lucas whispers to Dawn's ear. "Uh.. y-yeah.. L-Lucas you're getting a bit t-too close.." Dawn says blushing.
"Hey Silver!" Whitney yells to him. "What's up?" Silver asks with ACTUAL EMOTION?! Holy crap.. "You d-did good!" Whitney says also slightly blushing. Silver then... SMILED... and WINKED at her and said "Thanks. I'm heading back to the hotel. See you later Whit." and walked away.
"Naww... he gave you a nickname..." Crystal says nudging Whitney's shoulder. "Sh-Shut up Crystal.." Whitney says going red. "Gold.." Red says to Gold. "Okay.. okay.. I'l ask her out next chapter.." Gold answers.
Everyone was happy I guess.. well.. almost everyone..
Ash sighed as he saw Fiorello flirting with Misty.. He then just walked away back to the hotel. "Hey Brock.." Gary says with a worried tone in his voice. "What's up?" Brock asks. "Can you... talk to Ash.." Gary answers pointing to the unhappy Ash walking. "Oh.. no worries I got it.." Brock says going after him.
"Ugh.. finally." Ash says getting his pajamas on and laying down in bed. "Why didn't I win... Ugh.." Ash constantly thought to himself. "Hey Ash.." Brock says knocking on the door. "It's open!" Ash shouts out with him opening the door.
"You holding up okay.." Brock asks. "Yeah.. I guess.." Ash says. Brock could tell that he was lying though. "Look I can see it with the tone of your voice." Brock says annoyingly. "Say.. that's the face when someone is heartbroken.. Ash.." Brock says smirking. "W-What?! No! I-I'm not in love w-with anyone!" Ash quickly says but blushes.
"Your probably the second worst liar ever.. ugh.. admit it Ash.." a familiar voice says opening the door. "James? Ugh.. Okay.." Ash says. "Okay what Ash?" Brock and James ask. "I like her.." Ash answers. "Who?" Brock and James asks again.
"MISTY! THERE I LIKE MI- Oh god.. Did anyone else heard that?!" Ash shouts before shutting up. "No worries everyone else is down by the beach.." Brock answers for him. "How am I suppose to go out with her when she's with Fiorello tomorrow?" Ash asks. "I have an idea." James says.
"You see every year apparently there's the Pokemon Battling Tournament. You could win her back there.." James says. "Battling?" Ash asks and looks at his pokeball where Pikachu is. "I haven't battled since.. elementary.." Ash says.
"Well this is your last chance Ash.." James says standing up. "Anyway I'm heading out with Jessie. See you guys later." James says going out. "Hmm... Ash... you ever had "the talk" before?" Brock asks. "What's that?" Ash says. "You know what read this.." Brock says tossing him out a magazine. "Read the entire thing.. anyway.. gonna go now.." Brock says walking out.
"Hmm.. Gardevoir and Gallade... okay?" Ash read out the title... not realising the obvious sticker saying.. and don't ask why..."18+.." Sorry for this...
"Hey Ash can you open up?" Misty says with Gary behind her knocking on the door. No response. "Ash open this door right now!" Misty shouts angrily. "He probably locked it.. here.. I have the key." Gary says unlocking the door.
"Ash what's u-" Misty says before seeing Ash sitting in a corner like Wally did. "Uh.. Ash are you okay?" Misty asks. "Wow.." Gary says looking at the magazine. "Excuse me.. BUT WHAT IS THAT?" Misty shouts out grabbing the magazine.
"ASH DID YOU READ THIS AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT?" Misty shouts out. "Yes...and Brock gave it to me..." Ash answers still in the corner.
"Uh.. what's wrong?" Brock says opening the door. "BROCK YOU SON OF A!" Misty shouts running after him..
"This... is... interesting.." Gary says looking at the magazine again.
To Be Continued...
I swear this is the last time I will take a long time to make a chapter.. well thank you guys for reading have yourselves a good night.. thanks for reviewing and leave a review while your here.. and see you later..